Greatest country I’ve ever been brainwashed into loving.
Happy 4th of July America.
Thank u for ur founding fathers and ur healthcare mandates.
Thank u for celebrities and professional sports.
Thank u for free speech to blog what I want when I want. Thank u for the internet.
Thank u for my fellow bloggzars: JKFGT, DJ ON&ON, Marty, The Dance, DJ Knife, General Stoor, Yukonn, even Faraone.
Thank u for lacks gun laws and bi partisan political gridlock.
Thank u for Ron Paul’s libertarian ideology.
Thank u for Obama’s blackness.
Thank u for elite liberal media bias.
Thank u for rap music, trap music, gutter music, dirty south, lean, crack, coke, booze, whores, sluts, vices of all kinds, including blogging and twitters (@slztrz), and for allowing me to be me and be free.
Thank u for paying welfare to help DJ ON&ON survive.
Thank u for all your social injustices that make the tapestry of American life so enchanting to Mexicans who want to come here illegally and take our jobs like our grandparents did to the earlier settlers before them, but obviously we are more entitled because we were european settlers and not Mexicans.
Thank u for Mitt Romney’s vague stance on every political issue.
Thank u lady liberty for killing osama bin laden and all his arabs that try to hurt me every day.
Thank u for Occupy Wall Street which was successful and allowed us to not have to pay our student loans and allows my children a free college education that all Americans will pay for via higher taxes and fees on government programs.
This is America. This is freedom.
I am going to chew on some lit fireworks right now and see if I can celebrate all of your special qualities.
Normally, we wouldn’t blog about Boston political’s rat maze (aside from maybe the Ghost of Faraone) but this deserves some attention, and not just because we appreciate the steady supply of glassy-eyed models that Selkoe consistently manages to pluck from all corners of the Commonwealth. One of Future Boston Alliance’s major platform components is loosening City Hall’s grip on the city’s entertainment and nightlife scene; or more specifically, how much Mayor Menino has done to make sure bars and clubs are only slightly more tolerant than those in Pyonyang. The article cites examples of Hizzoner’s officers hitting the House of Blues with a citation for moshing during a punk rock show, and for shutting down Cure Lounge on Tremont for three days for allowing dancing (insert Footloose joke here) without a specified permit. And all the while, Menino is hanging with this fuck.
In general terms, the FBA takes issue with, among many other things, Menino’s overall attitude towards the arts/culture industry, which involves everything from the awarding of liquor licenses to the lack of late-night public transportation to the bureaucratic red tape that impedes the creation of new businesses. They’ve taken their message straight to YouTube, in the form of one of those animated ads that are usually reserved for explaining some new iPhone app…which I guess is the audience they are looking to reach (check after the jump).
So… Gay marriage doesn’t effect my bottom line (no homo). I really don’t care about it. At least.. I don’t care about it in the sense it doesn’t change my life in either direction if legal or illegal. If it makes people happy, I say go for it. Right?
The problem is, I would say… hmm.. 50% of the country probably doesn’t think this way. Maybe more. There are herds of religious mongoloids and inbred mouth breathing rednecks all over the place that hate gay people. Crazy, but we live in Boston – we are secluded from these people for the most part.
They think this will lead to other issues being pushed. Who says NAMBLA won’t become a hot button issue in 25 years. Maybe we will be able to marry kids.. Imagine that? Just two people in love trying to be happy with each other. Right? It’s different though right? It is .. (I hope)
How much freedom is too much?
What do you think? Do you care?
Who is the gay rapper?
Hip Hop is notoriously homophobic (which makes in turn proves it’s probably a closted-gay genre in itself), so … Are you fgts still voting for Obama?
Either way, I’m voting for Ron Paul as a write-in as planned, if I vote at all.
In all seriousness, there is no way Romney can win this year.
I mean.. these stunts are reminding us why we fell in love with Barrack in the first place – or as Jimmy Fallon calls him “BARRACKNESS MONSTAH” (fucking crazy that there is a Heltah Skeltah reference with the POTUS involved)
He’s like the sneaky lowlife-ass husband who beats on his wife, and then goes out and gets drunk and fucks other women, only to come home and smooth talk her with flowers and candy and passionate, dirty make up sex. I mean.. talk about game… Slow Jams, Mic Drops, College Student Loans…
Saw an a pretty sweet restraining order drama play out in court today between hipster girl and br0. girl was pretty hot too. psycho ass bitch. dude got restraining order on her. whispered something in her ear about her stealing his credit card and shit too.. hehe.. BITCHES MAN.. I TELLS YA..
I mean, let’s be honest, no one will probably watch this video. I could have just put up a picture of a school and you guys would have kept it moving. I don’t know, I guess I have a shitload of respect for this dude. So many people talk that political shit, but this dude is going around and really building schools in Afghanistan. Like, imagine what those Occupy fgts could have done with the $600K they received in donations. Imagine how many Afghan schools they could have built. Selfish ass hippie fgts. What did they do with the money? They built “medical tents” and bought paint to make banners and signs. Fuck outtahere!
Anyway, I’m not saying I’m going to follow his lead and do something really positive any time soon.. Well, I guess I did pay some unemployed 60 y/o dude $300 to landscape my apartment. That’s kind of like giving back to the community I guess. I felt bad because it’s like 85 degrees out and he looks like he might die but I let him drink from the neighbor’s hose outside. Real friendly gentleman. I hope he survives long enough to finish the job.
I don’t have a lot of time right now, seeing as I’m too busy hanging out with porn stars, so I’m a be brief:
Me and BBB are cool. Truth is he’s a righteous dude. He didn’t like my poast, so I reached out to him and we squashed it. It’s amazing what grown ups are capable of accomplishing when they set their minds to it.
Having said that, LOL at message board culture. There’s a reason that people with healthy sex lives derisively refer to anonymous internet fgts as keyboard warriors. Fact is, there’s only one true warrior:
“Warrior says: Get out of the basement, go play outside, and embrace the power of Destrucity!!!”
Chris Faraone, our fabled staff writer, embedded Occupy correspondent, and author of the newly-published 99 Nights with the 99 Percent — out now, get a copytonight when he reads at Brookline Booksmith — was sparring with WRKO’s Tom & Todd this morning when they called in reinforcements: for the last ten minutes of an hour-long talk-radio battle over the Occupy movement, Faraone went mano-a-mano with right-wing provocateur and all-around awful human ANDREW BREITBART, last seen outside CPAC screaming at Occupy protestors to “stop raping people.” Faraone gave Brietbart a taste of his own medicine: when the Big Government publisher once again attempted to paint Occupy protesters as thugs for protesting outside CPAC, Faraone mocked him by asking, “What are you willing to do [for your beliefs], walk around with a couple of bodyguards?” He also called Breitbart out for having grossly misrepresented an article by Phoenix staffer Liz Pelly— her piece looked at Occupy’s attempts to create safer spaces for women; last week one of Breitbart’s stooges tried to twist it into his ongoing narrative of Occupy as a hive of rampant crime.
After a heated exchange, the two agreed to meet for a rematch next week — which we’ll bring you details on when we have them.
Listen to the full 10-minute exchange with Breitbart below, or download here:
Faraone goes on his radio show to promote his book, two days later, dude dies of “natural causes..”
Nice job Faraone, you worked him up so much with your hippie-occupy-save-america-bullshit, dude’s fucking heart exploded.
“After a heated exchange, the two agreed to meet for a rematch next week — which we’ll bring you details on when we have them.”
Guess you have a free day in your schedule.. want to grab a beer?
Also.. nice work Boston Phoenix.. Your last quote about Briebart: ” all-around awful humanANDREW BREITBART”.. I bet you are happy he is dead huh? As you pluck your Obama bobbleheads on your desk, and sip your organic, fair trade certified, cage free lattes. The president of the Boston Phoenix probably wears a suit made entirely out of hemp to work. You guys sit around and discuss ways to push edgy, trendy, tumblrs through your leftist agenda. Frat Rap Tumblr is worse than anything Andrew Breitbart ever stood for.. YOU HEAR ME?!
WE LOST A FUCKING AMERICAN HERO AND AN ICON TODAY.. SOMEONE NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP TO THE LEFT AND THE ELITE LIBERAL MEDIA INSIDERS. A MAN WITH A VISION FOR THE FUTURE. SURE I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT HIM BEFORE TODAY, AND SURE I HAVE NEVER READ ONE OF HIS COLUMNS IN MY LIFE.. BUT HE WAS A HERO. HE WAS AN AMERICAN HERO. PROUD TO SUPPORT THIS GREAT NATION UNDER ASSUMED GOD!
Side Note.. Faraone’s unwarranted tirade with Breitbart put him on the national stage for a brief moment, which led to the genesis of the greatest Faraone article ever written…
One of the JTTS long standing commenters (is that a word?), Thor just went in on the TSA. This needs it’s own blog poast:
TSA is the biggest well funded joke of the government. I was an electrical inspector at Miami International, and they used to make us go through security, put all our knives, screwdrivers, sharp weapons/tools on the xray machine, only to give them back once we entered the terminal. You could even bypass all the checkpoints if you checked in first thing in the morning, then go back to the office and bring the guns/drugs/bombs into the terminal by using the key card elevators. The one thing that working there taught me was to invest in solid luggage, because they don’t give a fuck, never travel with a dog that you have to kennel and put in the cargo hold, and airport security is a fucking joke. I jeep a knife blade in my wallet between a couple credit cards, and I’ve never been stopped going through airport security in the 15+ times I’ve flown since putting it in there. If they put tasers in every seat like how they used to have phones on planes, and the captain could unlock them if there was a threat on the flight, air travel would be relaxed and enjoyable like it was back in the day