Here is “Style Wars”, the first single from Golden Brown Sound. (NODOZ & DJ ON&ON)
Cuts by LayZBoy
Engineered by Reel Drama
Produced by DJ ON&ON

Well, fuck me.

I remember all your stupid lil goddamn comments when I first copped Maxine.

People said I would drive off a bridge…my vision was called into concern…you shared stories of scooter related hospital bids and carnage. I even experienced a close to home warning shot, when Tracy/Candice/Tova drove Maxine full speed into a fence and jacked up her masturbation fingers.

Bernie Rosenberg has been helpful to me in so many ways.

I ride him to and from work in downtown Boston every day…studio sessions, booty calls, late night snack runs…to quote Bette Midler, Bernie is the wind beneath my wings.

Early morning Wednesday May 22nd, Bernie and I experienced a tragedy that immediately altered my life.

Leading up to the fateful event, I was coming off the emotional rollercoaster of filming a two day Golden Brown Sound music video.

Here’s the premise:

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Had to bust out the vinyl for the upcoming Aquanet 10-Year Reunion here in Boston. Let’s see what precious gems I have in my collection.

No one will ever forget the 1987 classic “Something Gonna Jump Out The Bushes!” by Nappy Brown. Dude’s fingernails are made out of magic.

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Since I rarely have any human interaction, vine is a difficult new app for me to use. I can’t just vine cool people, places, or things whenever I want. Instead, I resort to using it for shit like this. Rap shit. Who says I got nothing going for me? Enjoy.

Old people: click the volume button on the top left side of the vine embed for noise.

It was all good just A week ago, Sunday started pretty typically in the Big Easy. Jazz cigarettes were lit in Louis Armstrong Park. Moms across the city were being treated to breakfast in bed or brunch out at their favorite cafe. Somewhere, a dude was puffing an L with The Meters or Mystikal as the soundtrack. In my head, I picture Steve Zahn’s character from Treme waking up to heaping plate of Cajun Benedict, “Shake Ya Ass” and a baseball-bat spliff.

The Original Big 7 Social Aid and Pleasure Club, a local organization that puts on “second-Line” brass parades, was prepping for a Mother’s Day throwdown—a ritual done each year. Nobody thought stray bullets would rain on the parade. A week later, it’s barely a footnote in the never-ending torrent of news.

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If me and Dj Knife had to embark on a road trip, we’d need to agree on some chunes.

Instead of switching back and forth playing Tony Touch mixtapes vs. (I won’t even pretend to have the slightest idea), we would agree  to meet in the middle, thanks to DJ Mighty Mi.

He just released “Golden Rap vs. Twerk & Trap” a mix that combines broke old bitter black men with your favorite new trippy producer from Tallahassee.

Democracy is a wonderful thing.
Check the mix and trap track list after the jump.

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Tim Dog is still alive????
That’s what one of the women he scammed believes, after she hired a private investigator who couldn’t find any documentation or history of his death or a funeral.

You know a bitch hates you when she hires a P.I. to make sure your bum ass is dead.

You’re welcome.

So I’m sure you’ve all heard The Paid Dues Tour will feature “appearances” by Durt Dawg and Eric Wright.

When Pac’s holla-gram stepped on stage at Coachella…it was the talk of the universe.

Ionnobowdishit.

I ain’t gonna lie…if I’m sippin Paul Masson and just puffed on some African Black Gold in the parking lot…and Eazy fucking E appears to be standing in front of me performing????

I just might lose lose my shit.

On the ova hand tho…

We all now know the secrets behind how they create this shit. They get a look alike actor with the same body type to perform the scenes, and do some CGI George Lucas type shit…and press record….At least I thought I had an understanding of what they did.

In any event, if I know that instead of ODB on stage, I’m actually watching Larry Jefferson from Apt. 5E in Trenton, New Jersey…I just might lose my shit.

At this point, is it a cheap technological magic trick that disrespects rap legends, or is it a genius way to tie in technology and music to give true fans a moment of hapiness?

Youth is wasted on the young.

Jay Harris was one of the best high school football players in the country last year. So good, he was offered a full scholarship to play for Michigan State University.

Big time Division 1 football at a major college. Talk about pussy up to your ears…this kid could have received a free degree, free room and board, and five free sloppy blowjobs every cot damn day.

So what does this moron decide to do?

He announces to his coach and the school that he wants to concentrate on his RAP CAREER.

Scholarship gone. NFL gone. Coke, money, bitches, and Lambo…gone.

This is the most egregious shit I’ve ever heard of. His parents should be put in jail for not beating him to death.

Here’s what he said to the Philadelphia Inquirer:

“I’ve always had this in the back of my head, but never had the courage to tell my parents that this is what I want to do.”

MORON!

His rap name is Jay Datbull.

Here is his latest music video.

Holy. Fuck.

So I’m watching Game Of Thrones with Pretty Ricky the other night (Don’t ask), and redhead bitch after redhead bitch appears on the show.

Pretty Ricky says, “I don’t fuck with yt bitches like that…but there’s something about them redhead bitches that’s so fuckin sexy.”

I was appalled.

There’s nothing more off-putting to me than the idea of a wet, redheaded clit. Gag.

The idea of eating a pussy that looks like it’s been soaked in period blood for days is right up there with Ms. Melody sitting on my face after a 2 mile jog in skin tight jeans.

They’re pale, sickly, carnies who belong in a circus freak show. Redheads are like cats. They obviously are inherently evil, and have Bealzebub on speed dial.

On top of all that, I’m convinced redheads have some sort of history of in-breeding in their ancestral past.

That’s my stance on things…where do you weigh in?

Redheads chicks…you fucks with them?