HEY, BLACK MENTAL HEALTH ALLIANCE OF MASSACHUSETTS…GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Saturday, January 26th, 2013

I saw this ad on TV and nearly fell off the couch.

Black cop informs all of Massachusetts that wearing your pants “Hip Hop style” can land you in prison for 3 years. “It’s the law”

Now don’t get it twisted, as an old as fuck father, I despise morons who walk around with they drawers on Front Street… but this shit right here ??

The Black Mental Health Alliance of Massachusetts…whatever the fuck that is… thinks it’s a good idea to jail Boston black men for wearing pants “Hip Hop style.”  Whose the president of this organization, Samuel L. Jackson’s character in Django?

Funny how weed gets decriminalized, and saggy pants become public enemy number one. The idea that I could do more time for rockin saggy pants than assaulting your grandmother is miraculous.

Fuck Deval Patrick, The BPD, and Mumbles Menino for letting this shit live on state-wide tv.

There is an annual “No Pants Day” on The T where hordes of riders ride the MBTA in their underwear. The papers and the news cover it, and everyone has a good laugh. Hear me. DOZENS of people in nothin but underwear riding the public transit system. Just went down 2 weeks ago in fact. Any of them doing 3 years in a state prison?

This is a blue law that Uncle Tom ass niggas spent thousands of dollars to promote on the air. Disgusting.

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ILP VIDEO, CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF JTTS.COM’S NUTS?

Monday, January 21st, 2013

ILPvideo.com, the poor man’s Worldstar, has someone employed to provide content for their site. This piece of shit is so inept at that simple task, he feels he has to troll our site, jack our poasts, and put them on ILP without giving us credit. Check these two poasts stolen from our site with no credit given,  that have garnered them over 35,000 views in 1 day.


Published on January 21, 2013


R. Kelly came on stage in Winston-Salem and literally performed one lyric. One lyric. He then invited all the women on stage. He then proceeded to smoke several cigars, a blunt of weed, and drink an entire bottle of what appeared to be chardonnay, possibly an expensive champagne. He remained on stage for over an hour, swaying back and forth, dancing with women, slapping hands of the audience. He didn’t perform another lyric and disappeared into a limo waiting for him outside. Several people paid upwards of $2000 for VIP Bottle Service for this event, while others paid approximately $500. The majority of the audience paid a cool $55 per ticket.

So Ghetto: MLK Day Celebrated By Damn Fools!

Hey, ILP douchebag…if you’re gonna have us do your job for you, bitin ass fgt…at least give us credit on your shitty site. Thanks.


WHITES ONLY LAUNDRY

Sunday, January 20th, 2013

Here’s to the fact that bleeding heart liberals can sometimes be more offensive than blatant racists.

This shit funny as hale.


ALL CHILDREN ARE HEAVEN SENT

Saturday, December 15th, 2012

I have a 5 year old son in kindergarten.

The thought of receiving a robo-call from the fire department to come retrieve him after a mass shooting – not knowing if he is one of the dead, is unbearable.

The reality 20 parents lived yesterday, of  being the last 20 parents at the fire department waiting for children they just sent off to school hours ago, only to learn that their tiny bodies are sprawled on a hallway floor, riddled with bullets from an automatic weapon, awaiting inspection from forensics experts is…frankly, enough to make anyone as crazy as the killer.

President Obama stood before the nation, visibly emotional, and wiped away his tears as he offered the affected families the nation’s condolences.

A CNN reporter, who has young kids of her own, broke down crying in the middle of her report. She said that camera men and reporters all over the scene were choking up, due to the especially heinous act of little children senselessly slaughtered.

The talk of gun control came up…but was quickly averted, because this was a time of mourning, and such discussions should take place later.

I felt like Pittsburgh reporter, Phil Connors, once again waking up at 6AM  in simple Punxsatawney, living out the same reel of life in a village full of idiots.

Humans of all cultures instinctively revere children as the closest thing to godliness. It disgusts me how American’s pick and choose which 5 year old kids are special.

Which 5 year old’s are worthy of the word “tragedy” when killed.

Which murdered 5 year old the president sheds a tear for in front of the world.

Which group of 5 year old’s prompts outrage on everyone’s Facebook page.

300,000 children under the age of  10 were murdered in Rwanda. Not 20 kids in a school. 300,000.

Babies, just like in Connecticut. Except their deaths were slow and tortured. Arms and limbs cut off as their mother’s are raped and village burned down.

5 year old’s, just like Connecticut. 300 fucking thousand. Dollars to donuts, all these overnight concerned child activists I see on Facebook didn’t have a single thing to say about it.

Last year in Norway, 77 people were killed at a kids summer camp, a majority of them campers. American’s chalked it up to”Dat shit’s craaaay.”

Remember in March, when 3 year old’s at a Jewish day care in France were shot in the head by a Muslim radical?

JTTS didn’t feel compelled to shut down poasts for that jawn.

1,447 Palestinian children under the age of 12 have been killed by Israel.

Uh…is this thing on?

In our president’s hometown of Chicago…107 children shot in the last 12 months.

As Mr. President wiped his tears for “our” kids on national television, I wondered if he gave any thought to the 160 kids killed by American Drone strikes in Pakistan since 2010.

Those toddlers were as innocent as the ones in Connecticut. Obama suggested I go home and hug my kid a little tighter last night. He could have given those Pakistani parents the same advice…given he all ’bout the kids and shit.

The families who experienced the most horrific form of loss yesterday…losing a child, deserve all the thoughts and prayers the world is showering them with.

My heart bleeds for the parents who experience the same horror, but because they are born in the wrong part of the world,with the wrong religion, or color, their loss isn’t as valid in America. They go without our prayers, words of encouragement, and support.

As my son safely fell asleep beside me last night watching Spiderman 3, I looked at him and thought about 300,000 Rwandan kids that look just like him…massacred, terrorized, tortured, while the world’s most powerful nation equates 20 lives more important than all of theirs.

When you mourn the precious lives of the children murdered in Connecticut, as we all have a moral obligation to…consider that any 5 year old child murdered, anywhere, is a reason to be disgusted.

 


So, Did We Win.. ?

Monday, December 3rd, 2012

I like how I live in Charlotte and yet I make the first #BMA (Boston Music Awards) related post.

You know what.. I won’t make this a BMA related post.

I’ll make it a self-glorifying “Trees is nahhhhsty at picking games khed” post.

My fantasy team is a couple RG3 touchdowns away from clinching a playoff berth for the 5th straight year.

And I’m still winning my pool (out of 58 people)

Oh and I just won the week too.


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@BostonPhoenix Succombs To Their Corporate Advertising Overlords And Fails At Life Again

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

So the Boston Phoenix just fired one of their staffers for making fun of Bud Light in a comic strip.

I mean, what the hell @BostonPhoenix.

I get it.. You guys need to make a living. Advertising fuels your paychecks and you need pay your bills.

But I mean, aren’t you an alt-weekly? Don’t you have Faraone publishing diatribe after diatribe slamming corporate policy and corruption and blah blah blah..

Yet, when a satirical and talented comic book artist pokes fun at one of your major streams of revenue, and presumably that pussy-hurt, Brazilian/Belgian-pretending-to-be-American, rice beer brewing, shitty marketing anyway, beer company complains – you fire the kid. No warning, just the axe.

What happened to loyalty? What happened to standing up for the little guy?

I don’t know.. maybe you saved ten jobs by cutting one.

Either way, you’ve proved the irrelevance of the print media model to me once again.

Whatever.

Good luck to Karl.

 


ELI PORTER DOCUMENTARY

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Eli Porter is famous for the worst rap battle of all time, and in America, being the worst at anything can make you a star.

We all saw the video, now check out the documentary. Those obnoxious Joo’s from It’s The Real did a good job in exposing the world of Chamblee High School in Georgia. What seemed like a mean-spirited attempt to clown a mentally handicapped kid, turns out to be one of those American social media viral phenomenons that just sorta happened.

CHECK THE TRAILER FOR A TASTE

HERE GO PART 1


EGYPTIAN WOMAN TAKES ONE FOR THE JEWS

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

…And I thought German porn was the most twisted form of entertainment around.

Egyptian t.v. is completely fucked.

So this show is basically Egypt’s version of Candid Camera. In an effort to connect to their Joo-hating viewers watching at home, they concoct a deliciously hilarious scenario in which they book famous Egyptian personalities on a mock t.v. show, only for them to discover they are actually on an ISRAELI channel talking to ISRAELI human beings.

HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIIT!

In this fun clip, after the guest actor finds out he’s talking to Larry David’s family, he slaps the shit out of the female interviewer after calling her a bitch on live t.v.

When he finds out it’s a “prank” and the woman is a fellow Egyptian, hilarity ensues, and everyone has a good chuckle.
Meanwhile, you know this chicks face is on fire after receiving a slap meant for a woman of another faith.
Them A-rabs sure is funny.

Guarantee you Trees is racing online to order the entire season box set of Egypt Candid Camera on Amazon.


NAS BUILDS WITH STEPHEN COLBERT

Wednesday, July 18th, 2012

Good to see a wappa on some grown man shit…comfortable in his own skin, discussing his ex-wife and why life is good. No black men were embarrassed in this video. For that, I will purchase your cd, sir.


Best Show on TV Returns This Wknd

Monday, July 9th, 2012

..even though they should have ended it last season, I’m curious to see if they are going to prove me wrong.

I am also curious to see if this season reps the fall from grace or the clean getaway..


STEVIE J. – THE ONLY MAN THAT CAN MAKE IKE TURNER ROLL OVER IN HIS GRAVE

Thursday, July 5th, 2012

Stevie J. is coked out. Reckless. Spiraling out of control before America’s eyes. A sadistic socio-path with a shitload of money and the mental wherewithal of a 13 year old boy. There is nothing “G” about how he operates…the man lives his life turnt the fuck up. Cooked. 730.

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JESUS H. CHRIST vs. SWAG: THE TROOF ABOUT ASAP ROCKY

Thursday, June 28th, 2012


So this lunatic wih fangs is droppin knowledge and shit.

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TREES DELIVERS A HEARTFELT SPEECH TO FELLOW GUN LOVERS

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Ted Nugent is scheduled to be interviewed by Colombian prostitute custeez Teh Secret Service tonight backstage before his show in Klan country Oklahoma due to his comments @ this N.R.A. gathering. American race war in 3…2…