Thank you, violent American society in the age of sensational media….I look so forward to being hunkered in my Beantown abode drinking 1/4 pints of Paul Masson as 2 feet of snow paralyze my immediate surroundings over the next 48 hours, watching this drama unfold.

And what delicious drama it is. A cop on a psycho murder spree…the victim du jour? Other cops.

Ladies and gentlemen of the hood, we have a swine flu epidemic. As long as you’re not a cop, you’re safe. Pop your popcorn, and tune in to CNN. Best case scenario, numerous dirty cops get murked at the hands of a fellow cop. Worst case scenario, the filthy LAPD Department is succesful in  murdering one of their own. Must see t.v.

In case you’ve been living under a rock…or living in Lowell, you might not be aware of what I speak of. Lemme catch you up.

Former Navy lieutenant  turned pig, Christopher Dorner, was a happy go lucky 270 pound L.A. cop happy to perform his daily duties of locking up fellow brown people in the name of Christopher Columbus.

So one day, he sees a superior officer wrongfully abuse a mentally disabled man. The defenseless civilian, who was visibly a retard, was tasered, handcuffed, and kicked in the chest by Christopher’s co worker.

So ya boy has the bright idea of filing an internal complaint against a superior officer in the LAPD. Lemme break it down a lil more.

A black officer thinks he can snitch on a yt superior officer in one of thee most historically racially corrupt police departments this great Christian nation has ever seen. Not happenin.

So the LAPD reminds this crusader of justice of his nigger status by summarily firing him, and accusing him of filing false and slanderous claims against an upstanding retard abusing badge carrying pig. With all due respect.

Uh oh…Former military guy…uncle Tom ass nigga who achieved his dream of locking up black men…humiliated, slandered, disgraced, called a liar…wronged by the very system his Brent Gumbel ass bought into…Your boy loses it.

After getting fired, he falls back, writes a wacky manifesto, and plans out how he will gun down everyone that done did him wrong.

BOOOOM!

Retired Korean officer who testified against him…bong…your daughter is dead. So is her fgt ass fiance.

Another officer, and two others…bong…you caught that swine flu too.

Oh, did I mention? Homey is a trained marksman. He knows police protocol, and investigative practices…MUUUWAHAAAHAAAHHAAHA! I love it.

The same corrupt, life-destroying, racist, and corrupt system that is the municipal police force that built this bloodclot, is the same group of devils that shall feel his wrath.

Best bet the FBI, CIA, and KKK are on the case…he will be dead by the time Blizzard Nemo subsides…I’m just glad I get to watch it all as I reminisce on every dirty cop that fucked with me and my peoples.

Christopher, kill as many as you can…LAPD…kill that mufucka…either way, pigs are hunting pigs instead of us, and I’m just fine with that.