WHILE TREES IS ON SOME JACK WHITE SHIT…I’M TURNT UP OVER THIS “DOPE BITCH” JIDDOINT

I have a dope bitch.

*She avoids fighting at all costs, cuz she knows if it comes to that, she will put any bitch in the I.C.U.

*She thoroughly enjoys giving me T.O.P. and does it better than any chick I ever encountered.

*She can recite the lyrics to any song Boss recorded…especially this one.

*She constantly smells like cocoa butter, Camay, baby powder, African Black estrogen, perfume from the African incense man,  and a leather-bound bible.

*Toes did. Nails did. Hair did.

*Titties perfectly manufactured at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

*Body that make you wanna slap a yt baby.

*Tough as nails. Sensitive as a rotten tooth.

*Knows the difference between good and bad ox-tails.

*Always ready to freestyle…unless she’s high as shit.

*Keeps a good job and a clean house.

*Always ready to run a game of H-O-R-S-E…she can ball.

*She’s certified GP status in every hood in the Bean. Axe somebody.

*Only celebrity she would  be impressed meeting is Stevie J.

If you got a dope bitch, leave a comment about her, and rock this new Dream/Pusha T shit while you poast in the name of Sensitive Thug Love.

7 Responses to “WHILE TREES IS ON SOME JACK WHITE SHIT…I’M TURNT UP OVER THIS “DOPE BITCH” JIDDOINT”

  1. Candice Says:

    Love you Daddy ;-)

  2. El Mariachi Says:

    Barf

  3. Candice Says:

    Will the real HATER please stand up lol

  4. Sleezy Trees Says:

    El Mariachi, I agree.. this is easily the worst poast I’ve ever seen on JTTS.

    I mean, you are professing your love to some chick by posting a picture of a different girl?

    No one understands the entire Tova, Tracy, Candice, Lela, Frenchi shit anyway.. it makes no sense. No one has explained it to me aside from vague comments in the comment sections and veiled shots fired towards the throne.

    PS – I am not hating, because to hate it would mean that I am somehow jealous. I harbor no feelings at all towards Candice/Tracey/Tova/Lela/Insert PsychoHoodRat, instead I care more about the reputation and branding of this blog as a towering black/ neon green obelisk of non-soft shit.

    Thanks Dave. Thanks for nothing.

  5. DJ ON&ON Says:

    The poast is about a new banger from Dream and Pusha T. Your concern for hard content is well represented by all the Lil B videos and tales of you rescuing pussycats out of trees. Stop it.

  6. Frenchi Says:

    Yeah Trees. Stop it!

  7. Looney Says:

    I must agree Trees.Part of this post is a lil soft for this site, but with that said, I like the new Pusha T joint/video. There’s nothing wrong with ON posting some variety. His sensitive thug side appeals to us female readers. Good luck with Candice ON&ON.

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