Daddy Yankee Sucks
While the rest of the creatively inclined world was endorsing Ralph Nader and Barack Obama this week, useless reggaeton star Daddy Yankee threw his manicured mane behind that John McCain cadaver. Now I’m not backing anyone for president; though I support Nader, his candidacy is more of a joke than ever, and while Obama’s hollow promises tear me up, I would like to see his inexperienced ass become president just to watch his naïve supporters cringe when he proves to be another Beltway partisan who can’t accomplish a fraction of the feats he stumped about on the campaign trail.
Back to that no-talent pretty boy hack Daddy Yankee, who’s following an ignorant Latino tradition of voting Republican despite the party’s hardly looking out for minority interests. On the real – anyone who votes for McCain – who looks like Dan Aykroyd in Nothing But Trouble, by the way – because he’s backed by this guy deserves to lose their house in foreclosure while their children starve. Before this it didn’t matter who becomes president – obviously we’re all still screwed regardless – but now it kind of does. Hip-hop is behind Obama. Reggaeton has McCain’s back. And we’ll beat you tasteless dance-happy fools into the ground every single time. Fuck reggaeton and fuck John McCain. The New York Yankees aren’t so bad. Daddy Yankee sucks!