From the Desk of General Stoor, JTTS Los Angeles Bureau Chief
There’s a right way and a wrong way to clean and sanitize a dildo. Perhaps more than anything, that is the single greatest lesson I walked away with after my first weekend working in porn production. Before I continue with my tale, allow me to set the record straight for all my JTTSetters. I knew going in that life on a porno set wasn’t glamorous. I just had no idea how unglamorous it could get.
Since moving out to LA a mere six weeks ago, I’ve lived the good life. I get my unemployment check direct deposited weekly, so finding work hasn’t been exactly what I could call a priority. I’ve picked up some small acting gigs, but my days are spent mostly writing rhymes and scripts at my local bar (a.k.a “the office”). I’ll occasionally volunteer at the wolf rescue or go to the beach to mix it up, but after a while boredom began to settle in. Enter Alan E, a childhood friend who a decade ago moved out to Hollywood and went on to become the #1 still photographer in the skin game, his work being featured in such literary institutions as Fox, Cheri, Penthouse, and Finally Legal. Alan, as it turns out, has just got his big break, having been asked to direct scenes to be used as online content for Brazzers.com. With my experience having worked on mainstream movie sets, it was a no brainer that he’d hire me on as his director’s assistant. I’m thinking “Bet. Good money that’s under the table and some valuable experience, Why not?”
I’ll tell you why not. Because in an instant I went from this:
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