With my newfound responsible lifestyle, complete with a doting fiancé and adorable light-skinned children, my life just isn’t as exciting any more. The stories just don’t flow out of me the way they used to.
Who am I kidding? The truth of it is, me and wifey get into some pretty outrageous shit together. She’s on some private shit with her responsible job and all, so I can’t be out here droppin dimes on her.
Like last weekend when I had a panic attack at a Lowell house party filled with semi-pro football players. I was convinced the Boston Bandits were setting us up to tie me in a corner and watch her get used like a Revere Catholic school girl. “If we don’t get out of here now, we never will. We can jump on to the backyard from the porch and make it to the car in 20 seconds. Take your shoes off.”
There is no better way to celebrate this momentous day than by getting absolutely annihilated off of gallons of shitty 3000 calorie daiquiris and passing out drunk in the doorway to a bar on Bourbon St., waking up and finding that someone had their way with your wallet and your private parts.
The second best way to celebrate is with some new music from PTU – the homies Mister Jason and Nabo Rawk. Legendary Boston underground rap celebrities.
They last released a record 10 years ago. We haven’t heard a collabo since. They are also releasing a new album in a few months / weeks (?) called CONDUCTING A CLINIC.
These guys make incredible music together. Big fans at JTTS.
Peep the new track, Mardi Gras – it’s a banger in the classic vibe of the PTU’s.
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