Audio: Father Abraham- All My Friends are CFOs

Audio: Father Abraham- All My Friends are CFOs

Posted on August 31, 2009 by Martín Caballero

It was all good just a year ago…

In a few weeks (September 15), it will have been a year since Lehman Bros. declared bankruptcy, sending fuck-waves (new word, like?) through the country and the world that led us to where we are now: Obama as President, the government as the biggest stockholder in several major banks and car companies, and me left with newfound optimism that maybe a career as a broke hip-hop blogger is better than being one of those guys staring at dual monitors while your boss rapes you with a smile.

And to know that this is not just the woes in the world:

There are people out there who want to rob people out of their hard earned money. No not like criminals. They are too sophisticated to act like that. But inside they are worst than felons and their sweet talk is so convincing that a person will readily empty his pocket and give the cash – his hard earned cash to them.

No wonder then that these men are laughing at the gullibility of the people while they are making merry their way to the banks. Are you kidding me if you are asking if law would take its course?

Hell, no! These people are too smart to come in to the clutches of the law. Firstly, their scam is entirely built on the internet and as it is in the nascent stage, that cyber laws as a legislative development, gives them enough scope to be able to use it to their end with dirty manipulation and squirming out of the noose of the laws.

Take for example this automatic trading robot called the Orion Code. At the outset, it may sound and feel like any of the automatic trading bots that are there but a closer look and you will see the irregularities.

Tall promises:

It is common sense that trading online on binary options is one means to supplement your existing income. It is not so promising that you can live off it especially with a meager deposit or spending as little as two or three hours in front of your laptop screen.

So, when software promises that a trader can make huge sums of profit in impractical amount of time, you must immediately smell a rat. Because it is not only impractical but ridiculous to make the amount of money that the software promises in order to trap an incumbent or a prospective trader and lure him into his trap.

There has never been any case and mark my words, never been a case where a person has made a humungous profit ever as much as the rogue with software promise!

To all the douche bag sons of limp dick Wall Street execs who went to my college who can’t find jobs fucking up other people’s money, I dedicate this track to you, courtesy of Father Abraham.

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3 Responses to “Audio: Father Abraham- All My Friends are CFOs”

  1. ENIG MUE on August 31st, 2009 1:27 pm

    fuck-waves, Patton Oswalt no?

  2. Chris Faraone on August 31st, 2009 1:41 pm

    Yeahhhhh Boyyyyyy.

  3. Martín Caballero on August 31st, 2009 3:54 pm

    is it Oswalt? I dunno, never seen more than a few minutes of his stand up shit.