If me and Dj Knife had to embark on a road trip, we’d need to agree on some chunes.

Instead of switching back and forth playing Tony Touch mixtapes vs. (I won’t even pretend to have the slightest idea), we would agree  to meet in the middle, thanks to DJ Mighty Mi.

He just released “Golden Rap vs. Twerk & Trap” a mix that combines broke old bitter black men with your favorite new trippy producer from Tallahassee.

Democracy is a wonderful thing.
Check the mix and trap track list after the jump.

Golden Rap vs. Twerk & Trap Tracklist:
1. Ratchet Power (Mighty Mi Edit) – Chill Rob G vs. Brillz
2. RIP Fudge Pudge (Mighty Mi Edit) – Organized Konfusion vs. Enferno
3. Let’s Git Down (Mighty Mi Edit) – Toni Toni Tone vs. Shooter McNappin
4. Party & Slide (Mighty Mi Edit) – Biggie vs. Buzz Trillington
5. The Candyland Rhythm (Mighty Mi Edit) – Kwame vs. Candyland
6. The Most Dangerous – NWA vs. Mighty Mi & Slugworth
7. Diamond Klout – Jeru the Damaja vs. Flaxo
8. Clique (Mighty’s Trap & Twerk Mix) – Kanye West & Jay-Z
9. Follow The Gold Top (Mighty Mi Edit) – Eric B & Rakim vs. Gold Top
10. Nas Is Like Buble Rap – Nas vs. Baaur
11. Get em High For This – Chip Ivory
12. Breath Control II – Boogie Down Productions
13. Can You Work With That (B Cause’s Hydroponioc Fixx) – Dj Quick feat AMG vs. B Cause
14. A Day In The Life – Diamond D feat Brand Nubian
15. Get Free (Cousin Cole Mix) – Major Lazer
16. Gotta Get Over (Large Pro Remix) – Gang Starr
17. Nuttin’ But A G Thang (Freestyle Mix) – Dr. Dre
18. D & D All Stars (Mighty’s 1997 Bootleg) – D & D All Stars

Tim Dog is still alive????
That’s what one of the women he scammed believes, after she hired a private investigator who couldn’t find any documentation or history of his death or a funeral.

You know a bitch hates you when she hires a P.I. to make sure your bum ass is dead.

You’re welcome.

So I’m sure you’ve all heard The Paid Dues Tour will feature “appearances” by Durt Dawg and Eric Wright.

When Pac’s holla-gram stepped on stage at Coachella…it was the talk of the universe.

Ionnobowdishit.

I ain’t gonna lie…if I’m sippin Paul Masson and just puffed on some African Black Gold in the parking lot…and Eazy fucking E appears to be standing in front of me performing????

I just might lose lose my shit.

On the ova hand tho…

We all now know the secrets behind how they create this shit. They get a look alike actor with the same body type to perform the scenes, and do some CGI George Lucas type shit…and press record….At least I thought I had an understanding of what they did.

In any event, if I know that instead of ODB on stage, I’m actually watching Larry Jefferson from Apt. 5E in Trenton, New Jersey…I just might lose my shit.

At this point, is it a cheap technological magic trick that disrespects rap legends, or is it a genius way to tie in technology and music to give true fans a moment of hapiness?

Youth is wasted on the young.

Jay Harris was one of the best high school football players in the country last year. So good, he was offered a full scholarship to play for Michigan State University.

Big time Division 1 football at a major college. Talk about pussy up to your ears…this kid could have received a free degree, free room and board, and five free sloppy blowjobs every cot damn day.

So what does this moron decide to do?

He announces to his coach and the school that he wants to concentrate on his RAP CAREER.

Scholarship gone. NFL gone. Coke, money, bitches, and Lambo…gone.

This is the most egregious shit I’ve ever heard of. His parents should be put in jail for not beating him to death.

Here’s what he said to the Philadelphia Inquirer:

“I’ve always had this in the back of my head, but never had the courage to tell my parents that this is what I want to do.”

MORON!

His rap name is Jay Datbull.

Here is his latest music video.

Holy. Fuck.

So I’m watching Game Of Thrones with Pretty Ricky the other night (Don’t ask), and redhead bitch after redhead bitch appears on the show.

Pretty Ricky says, “I don’t fuck with yt bitches like that…but there’s something about them redhead bitches that’s so fuckin sexy.”

I was appalled.

There’s nothing more off-putting to me than the idea of a wet, redheaded clit. Gag.

The idea of eating a pussy that looks like it’s been soaked in period blood for days is right up there with Ms. Melody sitting on my face after a 2 mile jog in skin tight jeans.

They’re pale, sickly, carnies who belong in a circus freak show. Redheads are like cats. They obviously are inherently evil, and have Bealzebub on speed dial.

On top of all that, I’m convinced redheads have some sort of history of in-breeding in their ancestral past.

That’s my stance on things…where do you weigh in?

Redheads chicks…you fucks with them?

Regardless of wearing skirts, wifing a Kardashian, dissing Taylor Swift, displaying erratic behavior, and being responsible for ushering in a whole movement of EDM/rap…nobody can deny how musically fucking brilliant this douchebag is.
He’s got classic quotables and beats for days. He is Chi-Town’s Finest. (Take notes, George)

Peep this documentary chronicling the gawd.

Tomorrow night PVRPLE crew will be providing opening ceremonies for A$AP Ferg and Juicy J at the Wilbur Theatre. 18 + $25

Here’s a mix PVRPLE resident Amadzy  whipped up over the weekend.  Click on the pic below to download that shit:

Tracklisting:

NOTHIN ON YOU – GUCCI MANE FT. WIZ KHALIFA

WORK – A$AP FERG

TALKIN BOUT (BOMBAY GIN DANCE) – JUICY J (BOMBAY GIN DANCE)

COLOMBIA – YOUNG SCOOTER

BUGATTI – ACE HOOD FT. RICK ROSS

MARBLE FLOORS – FRENCH MONTANA FT. RICK ROSS

MILLIONS – PUSHA T FEAT. RICK ROSS

FACE DOWN – MEEK MILL FEAT TREY SONGZ & WALE

#TWERKIT – BUSTA

THRILLA IN MANILLA – FRENCH MONTANA FT. TYGA & ACE HOOD

R.I.P – YOUNG JEEZY

BALL – T.I. FEAT LIL WAYNE

BASED TWERK – BEATKING CLUBGOD FEAT RAI P

F_CKIN PROBLEMS – ASAP ROCKY FEAT DRAKE, 2 CHAIN, & KENDRICK LAMAR

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM – DRAKE

PANOMERA 911 – RIFF RAFF

KARATE CHOP (REMIX) – FUTURE FEAT LIL WAYNE

A ZILLI – LIL B

BITCHES LOVE ME – LIL WAYNE FEAT DRAKE & FUTURE

NO NEW FRIENDS – DJ KHALED FEAT DRAKE

SWIMMING POOLS (DRANK) – KENDRICK LAMAR

Thursday is UZ with PVRPLE fam Voltran aka The Tranimal opening up at the Middle East. 18 + $16.50

Friday our homies M|O|D are performing alongside LOUDPVCK and Bukkweat Bill at the Paradise Rock Club 18 + $15

And for everyone else, Biz Markie, Das Efx, Nice & Smooth, Akrobatik & Mr. Lif perform Saturday at the Wilbur Theatre All Ages $30

And next month we’ve got the homie Bird Peterson aka Drankenstein at Good Life.