Pale Tone x Ramona x Dreams [Video]

Sunday, August 25th, 2013

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Swag Toof + James Von Dant – Let’s Be Friends?

Thursday, August 15th, 2013

Damn – the Trees administration is already wrought with controversy.

After posting comments from SWAG TOOF and James Von Dant in my already legendary CEO blog post (Here) – they took to Twitter to try to decipher my ramblings.

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While Swag Toof (seen above) and my personal hip hop hero MC SOLE seemed to appreciate the humor, the Von Dant household was still none too pleased with the kid…

 

 

 

 

YOU ARE RIGHT – WE ARE MOS DEFINITELY LAMES JAMES VON DANT & FRIEND.

ESTEEMED BOSTON GLOBE JOURNALIST MARTIN CABALLERO IS IN CHARGE OF OUR ADVERTISING REVENUE AND HE IS MIA, SORRY WE BLOG FOR FREE. WE DON’T LIVE OFF THIS BLOG OR RAP ANYMORE… WE GROWN (RAP FAILURES).

(PS – THE REPOSTING CONTENT COMMENT WAS DEFINITELY DIRECTED AT DJ ON&ON… )

 

I really want to hate on you James Von Dant .. but..

I YouTubed your shit. Guess what – I actually like it. I’d like to bury the hatchet and make you a Boston celebrity. Who knows what can happen to you next… You have the attention of thousands of bitter Boston O.G. hip hop heads that frequent this blog.

Friends?


I Wish I Could Quit You (North Carolina Recap / Fading Recollection)

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

The last thing I remember was “JTTS’s esteemed CEO” Treez, throwing every piece of patio furniture into a random pool. I was pre-black out doing cannonballs when I noticed a small blurry figure of a security guard running towards us. I poorly hopped a fence, landed on my knee and took off through the woods. 2 grown-ass men acting like children.

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Craig Mack At His Cult’s Church Being Called “Boy” By A Former Child Molester

Sunday, August 4th, 2013

Alrighty.

Craig Mack is a member of a Walterboro, South Carolina religious cult and living on their gated compound against the wishes of his family. The leader is a former sex offender who caught a charge for touching kids.

I don’t think I need to add anything witty to that statement.

Watch the video.


4AM Drunk Purchases

Friday, August 2nd, 2013

Some people buy Taco Bell – some people order pizza – some hit McDonalds.

I choose to hit the sketchy corner bodega and buy a half dozen organic eggs, an avocado, a frozen lasagna, a package of mixed nuts, and two packages of what appears to be some sort of minced spinach pies. Oh and a stale ass muffin.

Mind you I am in a Courtyard Marriott which has no utensils or even a nominal apparatus to cook any of the items that require the transfer of heat.

Beyond that – I passed out before I could eat any of it.

I hope you enjoyed reading this poast as much as I enjoyed making it.

 


Adrien Broner – Versace [ Video ]

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

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Rappers wanna be athletes, and athletes wanna be rappers.

Case in point, Adrien Broner puts down the gloves and explains why Louis V. is a necessity.

What’s good with all the Masonic shit all up in the video tho?


Impending Rap Related Murder, Funny Afro, British Comedy, A German Wolfman, and Shayanna Jenkins. This Fucking Poast Delivers.

Thursday, June 27th, 2013

Chief Keef’s manager apparently swindled these D.C. shottas/rappers out of 8 stacks for a feature….So they made a song about it, and showed the deposit statements to boot.

In other genres, this matter would be settled in court. This is rap music, so expect Chief Keef’s manager to be dead in a few weeks.

The Boston Celtics selected this fucking clown in the NBA Draft tonight.

Arguably the WTF Draft Picture of all time. He’s been traded to Atlanta, so I can laugh about it now.

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Some British fgt trying to be funny.

Fucking Germans.

This dude is convinced he’s half wolf.

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Watch him in action. Shit’s trippy, mane.

Shayanna Jenkins: Aaron Hernandez’ girlfriend.

Fun fact: They were a couple in high school, where they met. (Bristol, Connecticut.)

Trees, please refrain from commenting about your experiences in Bristol, Connecticut . Nobody cares.

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But still…

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

Yeah everyone’s over’em…and their whole identity is an act…and I couldn’t listen to any of their songs in my whip… but still…


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Wednesday, June 12th, 2013


I’ve been playing O.P.P. at the same time every weekend for 10 years.

Tuesday, June 11th, 2013

As I sit here sorting through 10 different remixes of 22 by Taylor Swift, I’m painfully reminded that music is no longer a passion, it’s work.

I’m not saying it’s not still fun occasionally, but DJing is definitely a job now.

Not my chosen career path, but one by default.

If you would’ve told me as a journalist in my late 20s that I’d be doing THIS in my 30s I would have smirked and said “yeah right.”

Could be worse I guess.

Industry rule number 4081, clubs and bars are unpredictable.

DJs lose residencies at the flip of a coin. Popularity is favored over skills. Venues close.  Checks are late. Do you freak out about it and risk not being booked again?   And if I do that will I be able to make my car payment this month? These are the things that keep me up at night.

I recently had a girl repeatedly screaming in my face at me at the top of her lungs “I HATE YOU” because I wasn’t playing Shakira at that very moment.

 

On Friday night I carried 500 lbs. of equipment ½ a mile through pouring rain each moment second-guessing my life. I’ve been threatened, kicked off the turntables for playing hip hop, had face-to-face screaming matches with drunken patrons, taken a quick bathroom trip only to come back to a “new DJ” behind the decks, the list goes on.

Maybe I shouldn’t be writing on this blog after all.  I’m getting boring in my old age. You wanna hear about how I took my girlfriend to the beach and then watched Game Of Thrones? I think not.

That is all Tuesday.


The Connecticut / North Carolina Beef Is About To Hit New Highs

Wednesday, June 5th, 2013

Connecticut is about to steal the “First in Flight” crown from the state of North Cackalakakaka… Pretty sweet score if I do say so myself.

Hard evidence has been uncovered that Gustav Whitehead flew his plane “two years, four months, and three days before the Wright brothers.”

The state legislature of Connecticut is about pass a bill authorizing history books to be re-written in their state, or something to that effect (I didn’t really read the whole article).

Anyway – for more information: Check it out.


Amazing Video Weirdness

Friday, May 17th, 2013

You’re welcome.


Complete Fucking Moron Passes Up Div. 1 Football Scholarship To Pursue Rap Career

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Youth is wasted on the young.

Jay Harris was one of the best high school football players in the country last year. So good, he was offered a full scholarship to play for Michigan State University.

Big time Division 1 football at a major college. Talk about pussy up to your ears…this kid could have received a free degree, free room and board, and five free sloppy blowjobs every cot damn day.

So what does this moron decide to do?

He announces to his coach and the school that he wants to concentrate on his RAP CAREER.

Scholarship gone. NFL gone. Coke, money, bitches, and Lambo…gone.

This is the most egregious shit I’ve ever heard of. His parents should be put in jail for not beating him to death.

Here’s what he said to the Philadelphia Inquirer:

“I’ve always had this in the back of my head, but never had the courage to tell my parents that this is what I want to do.”

MORON!

His rap name is Jay Datbull.

Here is his latest music video.

Holy. Fuck.