Non-Hologram Tupac Resurrected For Celtics Game [Video]

Thursday, March 6th, 2014

You a couple years late for Tupac Rave homie.

Sad that he was witness to yet another senseless murder.


Last Night

Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

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We embarked on Boston’s first bone-chilling fall evening last night, me looking like an Aids-ridden Rick Rubin and On&On resembling a poor man’s LL Cool J.

Our mission?

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Do You Believe This Rumor About Mike Napoli and South Street Diner That Is Blowing Up My FB Feed?

Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

So what if Mike Napoli was singing “Straight Outta Compton” and not censoring himself? It’s the lyrics to the song. I am not offended by it. I guess maybe because I am not black and I would find it hilarious to hear Mike Napoli doing this…

Quick off the cuff thoughts I’ll more than likely get hated on for: If N.W.A. didn’t want white people to enjoy their music word for word than that makes THEM the racists? Right? Wrong?

Should he be singing the lyrics in public if people are offended by it? Probably not… but should he be allowed to do whatever he wants because he’s Mike Napoli and a World Series Champ and we’re not?  I think so…

Let me hear it please:

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Bigfoot Footage Stablized

Tuesday, November 5th, 2013

Thanks to reddit for giving us this.

There is no way that is not a human in giant furry suit.

I want to believe tho.


Marty’s Parting Gift To This Blog Was Slapping Us With A Horrible Instagram Account

Monday, November 4th, 2013

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Marty’s final fuck you to the staff of JTTS was to leave us with the absolute shittiest instagram page that exists.

No updates since 2012.

Two pics that are of no relevance to the blog.

A shitty avatar.

Even our bio tagline is completely off “We blog DO you don’t have to…”

Jesus Christ. This is not BMA material right here.

Worst part is.. I emailed him to ask for the password and he claims that he “lost it”.

I’m fucking losing it looking at this piece of shit account Martin.

 


New Lows…

Saturday, October 26th, 2013

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I Feel Like I Am On Acid Watching Fox News Use These Giant iPads In Their Newsroom

Monday, October 7th, 2013

FOX NEWS HAS REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME…

THEY MAKE THEIR EMPLOYEES USE HUGE IPADS TO GET WORK DONE…

WHY?!

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LOL

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

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I hope I NEVER have kids.


If You Killed A Man And Nobody Knew, Would You Turn Yourself In? G-Dep Did.

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

This is one of the most fascinating stories in the rap stratosphere.
In Hip Hop culture, snitching is a no-no. G-Dep turned that rule on its head when he snitched…on himself???
Nightline covers this story as G-Dep explains why he admitted to shooting a man during a robbery that took place 17 years ago.
Dep claims his conscience was eating at him over the years, and going to the bing was a relief.
I can’t pretend to know what it’s like to kill a man, but yo…If I got kids, freedom, and Dominican’s out here to pork? No fuckin way I’m snitchin on myself.
Do you salute G-Dep for his exemplary moral compass, or does he get the gas face for dummy move of the decade?

Shit went hard.


Wu Tang Wednesday Cancelled Due To DMX Showing His Ass On National Yt TV

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

Earl and Phil team up for Must Watch TV this Wednesday as DMX enters the homes of millions of Midwestern housewives’ living rooms.
Child support, crack addiction, infidelity, and rap – moderated by Dr. fucking Phil…enough to make any self respecting black man cringe.


Juice Belushi “How Do You See?”

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013

Shout out to Paul Foley and crew:

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Pale Tone x Ramona x Dreams [Video]

Sunday, August 25th, 2013

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Swag Toof + James Von Dant – Let’s Be Friends?

Thursday, August 15th, 2013

Damn – the Trees administration is already wrought with controversy.

After posting comments from SWAG TOOF and James Von Dant in my already legendary CEO blog post (Here) – they took to Twitter to try to decipher my ramblings.

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While Swag Toof (seen above) and my personal hip hop hero MC SOLE seemed to appreciate the humor, the Von Dant household was still none too pleased with the kid…

 

 

 

 

YOU ARE RIGHT – WE ARE MOS DEFINITELY LAMES JAMES VON DANT & FRIEND.

ESTEEMED BOSTON GLOBE JOURNALIST MARTIN CABALLERO IS IN CHARGE OF OUR ADVERTISING REVENUE AND HE IS MIA, SORRY WE BLOG FOR FREE. WE DON’T LIVE OFF THIS BLOG OR RAP ANYMORE… WE GROWN (RAP FAILURES).

(PS – THE REPOSTING CONTENT COMMENT WAS DEFINITELY DIRECTED AT DJ ON&ON… )

 

I really want to hate on you James Von Dant .. but..

I YouTubed your shit. Guess what – I actually like it. I’d like to bury the hatchet and make you a Boston celebrity. Who knows what can happen to you next… You have the attention of thousands of bitter Boston O.G. hip hop heads that frequent this blog.

Friends?