With spring round the corner, a nigga like me is surchin fi love.

Sunday, February 26th, 2012

Amazing how we’re such predictable animals. Like the billions of human fgts that precede me, the arrival of spring has me hankering for a spiritually and physically fullfilling relationship. She’s out there.  A Ryde Or Die bitch that enjoys choking on my pituitary case of a cock as much as she enjoys reading and discussing David Sedaris novelas. She can recite Kanes “Set It Off” as effortlessly as spittin the Kiddush. She loves my new scooter. She hates that it takes time away from her. She loves Chris Faroanes’ book . She hates Faraone for hating Adele. She’s light-skinned, short, not too many tats, with a sturdy frame and occasionally wears glasses.

Jesus Christ.

I just realized I’m looking for myself.

Regardless, spring is around the corner, and the primordial chemical phenomena of finding love instinctively flows through our veins. I want to do the right thing. I really do. Unfortunately, my lifestyle, habits, surroundings, and tolerance contribute to my penchant for settling with  female undesirables.

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Nas, Alicia Keys, and Jay-Z @ Carnegie Hall. Ma duke heard about it and emailed me.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

MA: Nas, Alicia Keys, Jay-Z:   

Side A (The performers themselves, predictably) claim Carnegie Hall means a supreme moment for Hip-Hop.

Side B (My brain) tells me this is a non-moment for Hip-Hop.

Irrelevant, not true, nutso.

What do you think?

Like a strange physics law, that as soon as you see something it changes, it is not the same as when you did not see it. As soon as hip-hop climbs a stage reserved for classical art, it stops being hip-hop. ? Or does it not?

ME : The thing about a music form that started roughly forty years ago is that its founders and fans grow up. Twenty years ago I would never choose to rock a collared shirt and khakis. Now I can. I’m still hip hop as ever. Growth is inevidable. Nas is now a multimillionaire. Should a multimillionaire perform at the Strand theatre or Carnegie Hall? Hip hop has grown up to be financially succesful. It is what it is.

MA: It is what it isn’t. Hiphop grew a coterie of millionaires who knew how to work the system while at the same time exercising their great talents.

Instead of keeping their backs turned to the system, they sold themselves to ads for Gucci, Versace, vodka, any sponsor who could buy their backs like athletes are worked, high-performing slaves. To me they look like aging fools with not a clue about how to keep the art form authentic to the people. You can’t serve two masters, Versace saying you have to word Versace and your other master, the people, at the same time, you sell people down the river because you inject wants for clothes and liquor when they should be thinking about self education and addressing the racism that remains.

It’s sad to me.

HipHop deserves to die quickly and I don’t even have to hope. It is Darwinian. A people’s art form to replace hiphop will come very soon.

ME: Did elvis not make a billion crappy movies? Did the Beatles not perform wherever the money was right? Did Sting not do car commercials? Why is hiphop the only genre held up to moral standards?

MA: Because Elvis never laid claim that he was the voice of white Appalachia and coal miners.
The Beatles never laid claim that they were the voice of the Liverpool unemployed.

Precisely your last point about Nas performing at the Strand.

Yes. Artists that stay true to the people stay away from big centers of the mainstream.

Hiphop made a claim that it was the voice of the people and these stars are pretenders.

Can’t you see the absurdity of JayZ talking to imaginary hallway people in a Brooklyn housing compound, but instead of the kids in the graffiti- scribbled elevator he is talking to blonde heiresses and hedge-fund investors?

Don’t you see the absurdity?????

 

Whatchoo think? She right?

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PHAROAHE MONCH – STILL STANDING

Monday, February 6th, 2012

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BREAKING NEWS: UTAH DAD HATES ON BLACK HISTORY MUMF.

Monday, February 6th, 2012

Josh Powell seen during happier times before he pwnt his seeds irl.

  • Father loves his two sons and attempts to get custody.
  • While that’s pending, Popo find child porn on fathers computer. (Yung girls. At least he’s not a fag.)
  • Court rejects custody and says he can only see his sons with a supervised counselor.
  • Counselor knocks on door with 2 sons for scheduled visit.
  • Father grabs 2 kids and pushes counselor out the door.
  • While counselor is busy snitchin on niggas on the phone…..
  • Father blows the house the fuck up.
  •  He did that shit cuz he don’t want his sons celebrating Black His Story Mumf.  SMH.

 

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Osi Umenyiora: DOMINANCE

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

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RIP Don Cornelius

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Damn.

Don Cornelius dead of apparent suicide at age 75. Shot himself to death according to TMZ.

 

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#victorcruzswag

Tuesday, January 31st, 2012

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Eli Manning Gameface

Monday, January 30th, 2012

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Ballin’ Big Birdman Bets Bank On Belicheck and Brady

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

I’ve always wanted to write a New York Post headline. There we go. THAT’s 7 B’z.. I can cram more in there too if I wanted. Fuck you Faraone.

Birdman’s been known to drop vast sums of money on bets, and for this year’s Super Bowl, it looks like the Cash Money rapper is reaching deep into his bank account. MTV reports that Baby is betting $5 million on the New England Patriots to win Super Bowl XLVI.

The Cash Money impresario and former Big Tymer Tweeted yesterday that he’s putting $5 million on the line that the New England Patriots will defeat the New York Giants this February 5. He explained that he’s putting his faith in the AFC Champs because his nephew is running back BenJarvus Green-Ellis.

Don’t care if this is from 2007.. Best song ever.

Waiting for the shitty local Boston rapper Patriots song to surface.

Fuck the Pats.

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Straight Disrespect

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Ravens vs. Patriots II

Sunday, January 22 @ 3:30 PM

Let’s recap the last time these two teams met in the playoffs…

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Week 16: NFL 2011-12 Season (Last Week) = Banner Weekend For My Football Vices.

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Won both my fantasy league .. and my football pool.

$800 in winnings total.

Christmas = paid for.

Giants will beat the Cowboys Sunday night.. and will eventually beat Green Bay to go on to the Superbowl to face the Patriots in a rematch of 2007.

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VYBZ KARTEL NEW CHARGE

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Can’t remember who put up the original Vybz in jail poast but it was good.

Here’s some new shit that hit the fan for this poor guy a few days ago.

“Dancehall star Vybz Kartel is currently facing drug and murder charges from two previous arrests, but other problems aren’t waiting around—this week, a Supreme Court judge ordered him to pay $15 million to remedy a 2009 infraction. According to The Gleaner, the damages were the result of a breached contract, when Vybz Kartel, real name Adidja Palmer, failed to perform at a concert in the Turks and Caicos Islands in August 2009.”

Vybz Kartel Granted $3 Million Bail, Remains In Jail

(His Masonic ring won’t be helping)

Jamaican promoter Alton Salmon claimed that some of the tickets for the event were offered at a presale. As a result, there was a riot at the venue, which he says caused him to suffer monetary losses as well as blows to his reputation. Salmon was awarded $127,736 for the loss of profit, in addition to the pending $15 million in damages.(this herb needs a beat down)

Still, the monetary woes are the least of Kartel’s troubles, as he is currently facing two murder charges. He has been granted bail in the case regarding the murder of Barrington Burton, but he’s unable to temporarily go free because of the pending murder case of Clive Williams.

And if you don’t follow dancehall then it’ll be news to you when I explain the shit storm of shit talking about this guy and him supposedly bleaching his skin (a big no-no in Jamaica). I read something to the effect of they can’t wait till he has plastic surgery to be totally like M.J.

Either way I still like his music.

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LAKUTIS

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

he’s down with Das Racist and equally as weird …..

if you dig this you can get the full album here …

http://mishkanyc.bandcamp.com/album/lakutis-im-in-the-forest-ep

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