Back Like Cooked Crack…

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

What a difference a week makes.

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Beat out 72 other losers to claim this week’s crown on sports betting.

Ashy to classy.

Started from the bottom … blah blah blah.

Anyway – I smell a new era of $$$ rolling in. Just cleared $225



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Unfortunately I was also present at Bank of America stadium as the Panthers soundly decimated the hapless G-Unit.

A dark day I wish to never relive.

 


I’m Doing Fucking Terrible In My Weekly Football Pool That I Am In W/ Big Dan

Tuesday, September 17th, 2013

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You may have remembered that last year I won a shit load of money and basically was fighting for first place until the very end…

This year is a totally different story. 2nd to last. No key picks correct…

The spread has been fucking me heavy. All of my analysis has proven wrong.

Some guy Black Walrus aka Julius is in first place. He’s Big Dan’s best friend and you should see the homo-erotic ways he gushes over his winnings in the weekly email.

Also no man should every claim another man is his “best friend”. Best friends are things women have.

Thank you, I’ll go back to being a fucking total loser now.

Football

 

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^^^ BIG DAN ^^^

 


And so it begins…

Thursday, September 5th, 2013

Football Season.

Fuck the Patriots.
Fuck the Ravens.

This is Eli Manning’s year (again).


Lamar Odom Gave Up The Rock…For Rock.

Monday, August 26th, 2013

TMZ, the new official credible source of all things American journalism, reported yesterday that Lamar Odom has been missing for three days after the biggest Kardashian sister kicked him out the house for not being open to an intervention.

Crack being his addiction du jour, Lamar spent three weeks in a rehab facility last year before checking himself out.

Who would have guessed fellow Queensbridge native RonRon Artest would turn out to be the more responsible adult in life?

Be on the look out for a 7 foot crackhead pushing a shopping cart filled with copper piping.

Damn homey.


RIP Paul Pierce

Friday, August 2nd, 2013

Statistically, aside from Bill Russell, the greatest Celtic to hit the Irish parquet.

Wish he could have retired a Celtic, but in this day and age, binnez comes first, and Daniel Ainge did what he had to do.

DJ Knife, you following all this?

Salute to Paul and his awkward ass facial hair.

Fuck you to the chick I was dating that attended one of his notorious pool parties in Wellesley that sucked Gerald Green’s dick and admitted it to me while sobbing on her period. She dropped devastating news on me, while robbing me of the opportunity to administer revenge/hate sex on her. Chicks seem to have this crazy hang up of porking while depressed and gushing blood. I couldn’t watch a Celtics game for 2 months.

I imagine Bob Cousy will give a similar speech when they raise that trey quatro into the rafters.


Adrien Broner – Versace [ Video ]

Thursday, July 4th, 2013

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Rappers wanna be athletes, and athletes wanna be rappers.

Case in point, Adrien Broner puts down the gloves and explains why Louis V. is a necessity.

What’s good with all the Masonic shit all up in the video tho?


Doc Rivers Can’t Stand Rondo One More Effin Minute

Sunday, June 23rd, 2013

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Amidst revelations that Doc has an intense disliking for Rondo, and they almost came to fisticuffs in the locker room, Doc Rivers is pulling a Judas Allen and walking out on his 15 black children in order to bring his talents to the metro Los Angeles area.

Rondo is turning out to be quite the mufucka. Is his personality that toxic? Is there a coach that can handle his brilliant arrogance? Are the Celtics headed back to the doldrums of the Atlantic Division, a la Antoine Walker/Rick Pitino days…or will the Stormin Mormon, Danny Ainge, work out some yt man illuminatti evil plot of Boston greatness only he can procure?

Meanwhile, Doc has it all. Beautiful millionaire biracial kids, a blonde wife and German Shepherd – taking a page out of Hitler’s Mein Kampf…and a multi million dollar job in L.A.

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Shit’s gonna be frustrating next year.


Ninja’s On The Run Eatin

Friday, June 21st, 2013

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OOOOOH SEHCK GABBER MIX BRO

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

Gabber’s making a huge come back bro!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!

BUT NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS!

DON’T FORGET! THE GABBER EDITION OF PVRPLE IS SCHEDULED NEXT MONTH SO FUCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!


Can The NBA Possibly Be More Rigged?

Wednesday, June 19th, 2013

I mean..

Obvious no-call foul.

And.. on top of that. Did you see the new LeBron pictures that leaked…

LEBRON JAMES – 2 TIME NBA CHAMPION?!?!

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FUCKING NIKE – FIRST YOU HIRE CHINESE LABOR CAMPS – NOW YOU RIG THE FINALS… THE FIX IS IN!


Pats: Gay As Fuck

Tuesday, June 11th, 2013


Take Me to Scotch N Sirloin

Thursday, April 4th, 2013

Did anyone ever eat at this amazing-looking place that once existed in the North End?


MAD INDIAN ENGINEERING MAJORS RAGING SCORPION BOWLS AT HONG KONG IN HARVARD SQUARE RIGHT NOW

Thursday, March 21st, 2013

#cinderella