So the girl I am currently putting my dick inside works at a bunch of concerts as a production assistant or something (read groupie). She stole all this fruit from Drake’s dressing room for me. I quickly juiced it. Notice the garnish on the rim. Presentation niccas.
Typical day in Southie during my trip to Boston this past month.
Literally the exact moment where I wore out my welcome in Boston.
Meanwhile … Back in Charlotte this is pretty much what I do all day. Buy beer and drink on patios with hipsters. Charlotte has some really cool spots to drink – I cannot lie.
Fall beer tasting at the dude from Taking Back Sunday’s house. He lives in Charlotte and is currently on tour. I was completely belligerent and had to excuse myself from their residence because I think I started hitting on someone’s mom.
Typical saturday in the Queen City. BBQ everything.
I mean – you cannot fucking beat the BBQ in North Cackalack. Never had better – maybe never will.
Same night as the BBQ fest there was a big outdoor festival that no one showed up at. It was the same day as the BBQ fest and every muhfukka and their moms was at that BBQ fest. However, I’m posting for the sunset. Of Montreal and a guy from Das Racist were the headliners. No wonder no one showed.
Twinkie eating contest.
This guy’s whole entire car is woodgrain. I thought that was worth poasting. His name is the Funky Geezer. He also sometimes rocks Juelz Santana’s american flag outfit. He is a musician and probably a glimpse into my future.
All patio everything in the souf. We don’t play.
nah mean. during the RedSox world series win we were at a fire pit. crushing life.
My new toy. It’s a motorized trike.