The key to scoring pussy on Craigslist is having the ability to create a great title line. You have to be on some Madison Avenue marketing shit to be an effective cocksmith on Craigslist.
What’s the tag line that will entice a complete stranger to open her vaginal canal to another complete stranger? Something that says witty, intelligent, manly, non-threatening, and confident. For instance, my most successful title line to date garnered me twenty five responses. By twenty five, I mean from actual women…I’m not counting the other forty five responses coming from gay dudes, trannies, bots, and straight dudes who want to bro up over a “straight” jerk off session.
Before I get to my title line o’ the century, consider this; Craigslist’s Casual Encounters is the reception area where the freakiest mufuckaz in your hometown gather. To some degree, everyone up in this bitch is a sexual addict seeking some sort of fix.
Look at it like attending a house party where you might want to cop yourself some trees. As you ask around, someone may say, “I aint got weed, but I can hook you up with some coke.” The next man may have some shrooms for sale. You may have to go through five oxy salesmen before you find yourself what you’re looking for. In the same way you shouldn’t get offended by someone offering you cat tranquilizer when you just want some ganja, you shouldn’t be offended by someone who wants you to stick your dick in their ass whilst seeking pussy. You’re at the party and everyone is invited, just worry about coppin your piff.
Here’s a breakdown of who will be responding to your ad and how to sift through the bullshit.