CHRIS BROWN DISSES DRAKE VIA CHIEF KEEF…HIP HOP WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO J-HOOD VS. GUDDA GUDDA

Saturday, June 30th, 2012

“A fuck ni**a, that’s that shit I don’t like/ They throwin’ bottles, I’m  throwin’ models, just ’cause I give a bitch long pipe. Doing shows on the soccer field/ that’s dome right? I be singin’, he be singin’, so it’s on, sight/ But hold up, I ain’t give  a ni**a no green light/ This head up, my bread up, one-on-one, what you  scared, bruh?/ Matter fact, take care bruh, you a pu**y ni**a/ My ni**a  Tunechi, yeah that ni**a nice/ Shout out to Nicki, man that ass tight/  Them eyebrows, man, them shits is yikes/ OVO, you overdosed, screamin’ YOLO no, I live twice.”

It goes down at 1:25


ARMSTRONG DISPLAYS TALKIN SH*T AS AN ART FORM – AND CHECK THE “JUNGLE FEVER” VIDEO

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

This dude Armstrong takes shit talkin to a whole other level. Jump to 2:24 where Armstrong n’ his man’s n’ dem go in regarding “Carlos” “Mook Boy” “Bank L-O” “Demitrius” and the greater Daytona area. Who the hell knows what he’s talmbout, but damnit, he believes it. Shit goes hard.

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BREAKING NEWS!!! J-HOOD ENGAGES IN RAPS MOST INSIGNIFICANT BATTLE TO DATE!

Sunday, June 17th, 2012

Let the battle of the weed rollers begin.

J-Hood, former D-Block weed carrier/errand boy, has fired a shot at the Michael Jordan of rap label bench players, Gudda Gudda of YMCMB. The “beef” apparently stems from slick talk on twitter.

Shame they couldn’t squash their twitter beef for the betterment of hip hop like me and JKFGTR2D2C3PO.
 

YMCMB has ruffled the feathers of an r&b singer, and a rapper who peaked in 2002, in the same week!!! DAAAAMN!

  JOSHUA J-HOOD – GUDDA GUDDA DISS

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What’s Wrong With Curtis?

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

I get all my news from the only media outlet left whom I can trust: Funk Flex.

Apparently Curtis is in the hospital with a stomach virus and will need to have surgery.

His BFF Tony Yayo Floyd Mayweather has harnessed the power of Instagram to ask fans to pray for 50.


Not really sure what’s happening here…Curtis has done so many publicity stunts over the years it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s not. Could be a stomach virus…could be fixing 50′s Terminator exoskeleton…could be that a guy who once sold 1.1 million albums in a week and now can only get hyped for a Gangsta Grillz mixtape is a little depressed…who knows.

(Insert Dr. Dre joke here)

Either way, get well soon Boo Boo #bulletproof


Words From Wacka Pt. 5 : Wiz Khalifa Collabo?

Thursday, May 10th, 2012

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NORTH HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN’, PART DEUX: A BLOGGARS LAMENT

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

From the desk of General Stoor, JTTS Los Angeles Bureau Chief

Gimme. A. Fucking. Break.

I don’t have a lot of time right now, seeing as I’m too busy hanging out with porn stars, so I’m a be brief:

 

News Flash

Me and BBB are cool. Truth is he’s a righteous dude. He didn’t like my poast, so I reached out to him and we squashed it. It’s amazing what grown ups are capable of accomplishing when they set their minds to it.

Having said that, LOL at message board culture.  There’s a reason that people with healthy sex lives derisively refer to anonymous internet fgts as keyboard warriors. Fact is, there’s only one true warrior:

“Warrior says: Get out of the basement, go play outside, and embrace the power of Destrucity!!!”

Now if you’ll excuse me…


99 Nights Review

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Antonio Ansaldi and I saluted each other. Yukonn greeted me on some gay shit. A dude that used to write my radio show from behind the wall told me he came thru on the stremf of wanting to meet me. J The S was elated certain P.E. joints dropped. Trees reported that people were stealing copies of 99 nights. Amalgam Digital Ceo DJ Next told my homey he can get a high quality music video for $1000. Leeds was in attendance fresh off the Jim Jones debacle. Uno The Prophet told me he’s bringing Last Poets to town. I discussed a JTTS radio show with dude from Unregular Radio. Marty was well behaved and demure as always. I dropped an hour long break beat set while dusting off a bottle of red wine and five beers. Knife turned the volume down 12 times – as promised. Oh, I also dropped a blend of Janis Joplins Mr. Mcghee/Cappadonna ’97 Mentality. No one cared. I shouted out Karmaloops Red Foxx only to be told it was some other red headed fgt.

All in all, good times were had by all. Snow and biting Boston winds couldn’t keep Faraone’s fans and friends away. Dude has looked out for numerous people over the years, and the dope turnout was a testament to that. 99 Nights was sellin like Newports in the yard.

Now to JKFGT. We had a good convo. It reminded me of past drunken nonsensical discussions I had with my other son, Van Stylez. He’s telling me I like old hip hop and he likes new hip hop. I ask him who I like and he says Dipset. I criticize him for not maintaining eye contact. Regardless, he’s a good kid who hasn’t figured out his way in a mans world, and I can’t be mad at him for that. But Christ, Jeremy…or Justin… don’t let people refer to you as JKFGT any longer. Your road to manhood starts there, my friend. Your name is your identity. Can you imagine years from now your son runs into mine, and they realize their dads once crossed paths?
“Who was your dad?”, your swagless son sez to mine.
“DJ ON&ON…in all caps…who was your dad?”
With danger levels of shame streaming out of his pores…”My dad was JK Faggut.”
We’re on the same team J. Let’s figure this out. Next staff meeting, we’re picking a new moniker for Jason.

Bottom line is, I’m proud of my skwods efforts last night. Book writers, Beer Salesmen, Soccer fans, Yukonns and FGTS alike. We da best. Who? We.

 

UPDATE: NOW WITH PHOTOS JACKED OFF FACEBOOK

@fara1

Boston street legend Anotonio Ansaldi

The JTTS art tent.. which was later occupied by real hippies!

ok.

Faraone in front of his Art Tent holding his book.

slaine somehow stealing the spotlight from the JTTS / Occupy Faraone art tent.


HUGE RAP BEEF ALERT: @COPYWRITE VS. @ADMIRALCRUMPLE

Friday, February 24th, 2012

KRS v. Shan
Common v. Cube
LL v. Canibus
50 Cent v. Ja Rule
Nas v. Jay-Z

and now…

ADMIRAL CRUMPLE VS. COPYWRITE?!?

Yes.. the well respected, oft-punched publicly Copywrite has fired shots at an unsuspecting UGHH message board legend.. Admiral Crumple.

The terse exchange took place (where else) on Twitter.

Many remember Admiral Crumple from his exclusive “CRUMPTHETURNSTYLE” interview in our early days.. or this video we shot up in Canada with him for UGHH TV in 2007.

He has stated publicly that he is now going to go at Copywrite with a diss track.

We will of course push the Copywrite diss track from Crumple when he drops it. Stay tuned!

BEST BEEF EVAR.

As a bonus.. here is a monster new track from Copy, Casual, Evidence + Roc Marciano – Golden State

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Poetic Death Goes @ Tyler The Creator + Hopsin

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

I thought this was interesting.. not sure I’m a huge fan of the actual music.. but this guy is going hard at Tyler & (Yukonn’s favorite MC of the year) Hopsin.

After listening to Tyler’s “Bastard” album, Poetic shouted out OFWGKTA In His “Pokerface” video. He was expecting Tyler’s movement to carry the torch for the upcoming generation, but it wasn’t until Tyler released “Goblin” some months down the line that Poetic realized OFWGKTA couldn’t be the face of this generation. In regards to Hopsin, Poetic claims dude just tries to hard and needs to focus more on his lyrics than his image.

I don’t know why.. but I am fascinated with this shit. Dude’s eyes rolled back in his head, referencing Gravediggaz in his lyrics. If this kid is in his early 20s I’ll approve of this.. He knows his shit. If he is my age, well.. this is just sad.


Canibus FAIL [2011 Edition]

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Every few years, after climbing out from underneath whatever rock he’s currently under, Canibus makes a brief appearance above ground to with some ham-fisted, tragi-comic attempt at returning to relevancy at the expense of people who, you know, actually still have careers. As has been documented on this very site, I had my own bizarre run-in with Canibus while working as a reporter for the Boston Herald. But despite his previous beefs with LL Cool J, Eminem and myself, this latest stunt is truly the most puzzling and pathetic of them all.

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Ludacris – Bada Boom (Big Sean, Drake Diss)

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

I guess Ludacris has beef with Big Sean + Drake? I don’t really follow teen blog rap like I used to, but I love when big name rap celebs go at each other. I’ve always liked and respected Luda, and I can’t stand Drake or Big Sean – so this caught my eye.

Also, I was going to comment on this, maybe drop some critique but .. you know.. I was like 10 minutes late on this and someone beat me to it:

^ Chick obviously went to the Yukonn MC school of “How to Internet”.


Shots Fired

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011


Motherfucking Raw Boston Rap Video of the Week: Click Animosity Ft. Tragic Allies – “Dust N’ Bones”

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

I had a long sit-down with Click Animosity on Saturday.

More on that coming soon, but I will say that these dudes are none too happy ’bout the proliferation of frat rap.

They Gusto, Charlie Murphy-style. Sam Adams is Gusto, Chris Rock-style.

Dudes never thought that when they got out of prison, the kids they used to sell drugs to would have taken over the rap scene.

The Click Animosity solution: more underground bangers like this one.

Stay tuned…