Mondays Suck… Here’s some Kate Upton x Terry Richardson shit to brighten your day.
Monday, May 7th, 2012NBA All-Star Gang
Monday, February 27th, 2012
No poasts about how boring the NBA all-star game / slam dunk / three point shootout was this year? I’m surprised?
JTTS Presents: The Sleezy Trees Collection (2011 Edition)
Friday, December 30th, 2011Ladies and gentlemen, the Sleezy Trees Collection, featuring 17 original animations and photos from January to December 2011. Presented out of context for your enjoyment.

Naked Girls, All Classy Like
Thursday, December 8th, 2011
Europeans may have none of our own American issues with ass-n-titties in public, but that’s probably because their soft core porn is a bit classier, none more so than in the famous Pirelli calendar. The Italian-based tire company (also sponsors of FC Internazionale Milano…just saying) put out this calendar once a year, featuring a world famous photographer shooting nudes of famous models in exotic settings with a ridiculous budget. Being the unclassy American that I am, upon learning this I just assumed I could go to Amazon and pick up one of these mass-produced flesh spreads for $9.99 plus free shipping. Quite the contrary; only 20,000 copies of the calendar are produced and are given to select people–as in the Sultan of Brunei, the Vatican (..!?!) and the British Royal Family–while the rest of us make do with our Maxim Hot 100 girls…how pedestrian (you can buy one on eBay for the reasonable sum of $999.99). But seeing how the Internet continues to destroy all barriers between the truly rich and those who want to act like they are truly rich, you can check after the jump to see some of the pics from this year’s calendar–featuring Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Isabeli Fontana, Natasha Poly, Saskia de Brauw, Joan Smalls, Guinevere Van Seenus, Malgosia, Edita Vilkevicute, Margareth Made and Rinko Kikuchi, shot by Mario Sorrenti–after the jump. If you have the willpower and iPhoto, you could probably just make your own calendar and print it out. Now that’s classy.
more pics + documentary clip after the jump
Let me axe you a question..
Friday, September 23rd, 2011Would you live in this australian graff house?


I mean are you so devoted to the hip hop culture that the place you rest your head at is actually some graff writer’s dream realized?

can you imagine bringing a girl back to this crib .. who would be impressed by this? Mc Lyte? Missy Elliot?

I can just picture another house graff artist bombing over this with a whole new house
- like imagine you’re in the kitchen cooking breakfast and all of a sudden some dude is pouring concrete over your garage and chiseling “TOY” into your bedroom wall?


fucking graff writers man.
Postcard from the 1st World
Tuesday, August 9th, 2011





“If we’re fighting for a cause, let’s fight for a cause. You lot piss me off. I’m ashamed to be a Hackney person. We’re not all gathering together and fighting for a cause, we’re running down Foot Locker.” – Hackney resident
Blake Lively is Internet Famous
Monday, June 6th, 2011Dear Trees,
While you were “blogging” about cheezburgurz
one of the year’s most important stories was slipping right through your greasy fingurz
Blake Lively joins illustrious stars such as Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba in the Internet Hall of Fame
congratulations, Blake.
I guess some teenage girls watch Gossip Girl, but that’s probably been replaced by some other shitty show by now
a bunch of people probably remember you as the slutty townie chick in The Town (you were good in that)
I hear you are in the new Green Lantern movie with Van Wilder. Not impressed.
But after this, everyone will know your name
And Trees, don’t make me do this again.
This is your job.
Shirt Kingz
Friday, April 22nd, 2011

no homo
Inspired by Big Dan’s historic first post and reference to the Shirt Kingz – here are some pics I found on the interwebz of their work. A fitting tribute to the early airbrush legendz..




























