Regardless of wearing skirts, wifing a Kardashian, dissing Taylor Swift, displaying erratic behavior, and being responsible for ushering in a whole movement of EDM/rap…nobody can deny how musically fucking brilliant this douchebag is.
He’s got classic quotables and beats for days. He is Chi-Town’s Finest. (Take notes, George)

Peep this documentary chronicling the gawd.

Harmony Korinne, Director of Springbreakers, recounted a story about Gucci Mane on the set of what looks like the worst film ever made.
It involves Gucci shooting a real life sex scene with a chick.

“They sent me a clip of this girl walking across the room with three or four Coke cans on her ass, and we cast her, based on that video…
In his entourage, everybody smokes weed from the beginning of the day to the end,” explained Korine.

“So we’re inside this house in St. Petersburg, and the fucking weed smoke was so insane and Gucci was basically catatonic. I was like, ‘Gucci, you’ve got to have sex with this chick now!’” How did he receive the news? “He wanted her to ride him so he wouldn’t have to do any physical labor.“
For a while, that worked. “So we’re shooting the sequence, and as he is getting fucked, I start to hear snores,” said Korine.

“He had literally passed out! And she was riding his dick the whole time. I’d never in my life filmed a sex scene where the dude was sleeping … and she was on top of him for a good 45 minutes.”
And yes, that’s the take that made it into the film.

Laughed Korine: “At the end, he woke up and was like, ‘I feel real nice. I feel like Mozart’s on my dick.’ And that was it, and he went back to sleep.“

The last time Johnny Depp and Barry Levinson teamed up, they made a flick called Donnie Brasco.

Universal Pictures has confirmed filming will begin in May for “Black Mass”, Whitey Bulger’s biopic.

I’m sure the homey Slaine will have an inside track on landing a role in this one.

Johnny Depp is coming to Somerville (Winter Hill) and Old Colony PJ’s…oh boy.

We all know Alias from his legendary freestyle battle days, O.V.M., and most recently, collaborating with Fakts One on a great album.

Alias is now venturing into the acting world with the release of “A Sea Of Green” where he plays the starring role. Shit looks dope!

Loaded up the iPhone5 with the following.. charging the shit out of it. My first iPhone. I’ll never go back to any other phone – it’s simply incredible.

I downloaded a grip of shit for my flights / travel..

TheWeeknd – Trilogy LP. – Good for the red eye zone outs.

Kendrick Lamar LP – incredible west coast rap.

New Wes Anderson movie I haven’t seen..

And this Bones Brigade Doc – looks pretty rad.

Pretty self-explanatory stuff here. Chuck Norris and his Fembot companion “Gena” (2012 model) don’t want you to necessarily vote for Mitt Romney, they just want you to vote against plunging our great country into a apocalyptic nightmare future, in which our children will toil in salt mines and cocaine-fueled Cuban refugees swarm our shores in the name of socialism (which is also the plot of Invasion USA…SO REAL).

At the risk of challenging the God, how can we take this foreboding threat seriously when Chuck is too pussy to do another gleefully violent Expendables movie?

Ice-T apparently killed shit at The 2012 Sundance Film Festival with his documentary. Doesn’t seem like any major revelations are shed in this flick, but it looks entertaining enough. Here go the trailer.

Here go a clip featuring Nasir.

Here go Coco’s husband on some boring shit  introducing his film at Sundance.

 Here go Coco’s camel toe.

Me and Bobcat Goldthwait teamed up on a movie I guess and I didn’t know about it. It’s kind of a biopic of my life that hasn’t happened yet. The working title was “Trees:2025″, which is the year I finally snap and start my thrill kill assault rampage on Hollywood, the religious right, and most of the media outlets in America (starting with Faraone).

Anyway, not for nothing this movie looks kind of terrible, but for what it’s worth I appreciate what Bobcat was trying to do – even though he stole my catchphrase and used it as the title. Yes, “God Bless America” that’s one of my catchphrases, most commonly used in my life when I stare lustfully at a hot piece of tail.

On Demand now, and in theaters May 11th.

Emma Stone in 3-D FTW.

I don’t like Jeezy but I like documentaries. Guess the full doc is 90 minutes long and comes w/ a cd.

You be the judge

WTF is this?! LOL

So I guess Ludacris apparently is like the Jessie Jackson or Al Sharpton of hip hop?

Even more embarassing is Al Pacino’s quote: “The hip hop people and the rappers got together and they made a video and they talked about the movie. I dont think anybody ever talked about it as articulately and clearly. I understood it better having heard them talk about it…I mean they really get it and they understand it and that’s a great thing. They’ve been very supportive all these years and I think that’s helped us tremendously”

There’s an endless philosophical showdown in the rap community. Some have fallen in the struggle. Others have just wasted countless hours bullshitting on stoops and in barbershops, debating whether hip-hop is for dancing, or for revolution.

Obviously the truth lies somewhere in the middle. But while Furious Force of Rhymes director Joshua Atesh Litle acknowledges boom bap’s park jam roots, his focus leans decidedly toward the genre’s more rebellious side. (more…)

If anyone cares, here’s the full Sam Cassell Eli Porter documentary. You may or may not remember his infamous performance in the Iron Mic freestyle battle. Surprisingly entertaining.