Navigating Through The Treacherous Waters Of Love And Relationships? So Is Ghostface Killah.

Friday, December 27th, 2013


You know the old saying; “Wu Tang imitates life”…Or is it the other way around?

To catch you up on what I’ve been up to, in the past month, I’ve all but abandoned every previous responsibility I’ve had in order to get my relationship chamber in order.

By “responsibilities”, I of course mean posting A.G. videos on this non-BMA award winning blog, checking in on Facebook, and creating whatever internet content I can to bolster my  non existent fame.


Paul Walker Died Like 4 Days Ago And People Are Still Posting On My FB Like They Fucking Knew Him.

Monday, December 2nd, 2013

Dude made like 1 good movie and it was the one where Jessica Alba was in a bikini the whole time.

I’m more upset that 4 people died in a train derailment on Metro North. Know how many times I had to ride that muhfukka?

Anyway – it’s weird to me that there is a hive mind culture of people that feel the need to immediately put out “RIP [Insert Celebrity]”. We all know they died. You posting RIP does not somehow connect you to their lives. So what if you enjoyed one of their songs/movies/television shows? I get that human life is precious but why hold celebrities to a higher threshold? Do you want to prove you are in mourning? I don’t think in my life I’ve ever posted a “RIP [Insert Celebrity]”. Does that make me a better person? Probably not – but I feel proud for doing so.

I don’t know if I have a point here – but I just think it’s fucking really weird that people are posting up pictures of Tyrese crying at Paul Walker’s crash site like it’s fucking breaking news.

RIP to the two dudes who died in that crash. RIP to some anonymous guy in Indiana who died of a heart attack last night, some still born in Michigan, a grandmother in Alaska, a construction worker in Japan… People die every second and some of those people are entertainers. RIP TO ALL YA’LL! Now let’s keep it moving…

Cookies N’ Milkcrates Radio Show

Friday, October 25th, 2013

Alias and Sunny Black host Cookies N’ Milkcrates every Thursday night on

Shit talkin, jokes, and good music. NoDoz stopped by for this edition, and I call in with my weekly Hip Hop Trivia questions. Tune in every Thursday!


Jay Z: Made In America…. Watch This Load Of Bullshit

Sunday, October 13th, 2013



What a load of self-important artist bullshit. Enough already. We get it. Millions of people know who you are, and I could throw a dart at a map on the wall and bet that wherever it lands, ninjas know your music. Impressive. Salute.  But that’s where shit stops.

People in third world countries are still starving whether or not your sound check goes well. Fifteen year old girls in India are getting gang raped as we speak, despite your impressive iTunes sales. Today, people in Marcy Projects were shot, robbed, and laid off – despite the fact you remind a world-wide cable TV paying audience where you came from.

“Jay Z: Made In America” chronicles the making of an epic concert featuring the whose who of a kewl hipsters’ Ipod.
Jill Scott and Skrillex to Passion Pit and Dirty Projectors, the city of Philly was treated to a neato concert.
Leave it at that.

Instead, this hour-plus long documentary captures the deep thoughts of various artists pontificating on how difficult it is to walk the fine line of being a successful musician and reminding themselves of their innate planetary responsibility to stay in tune with their meager beginnings.

Suck my Kenyan cock, Janelle Monae. Blow me after, Reverend Run.

You don’t speak for me, nor are you in touch with how I’ve lived in the last ten years.

These jerkoffs are just as stupid as Dennis Rodman speaking on world affairs after a trip to North Korea proclaiming Kim Jung Un is a “cool guy.”

You make songs. You got famous for making songs. You got rich from making songs. Be happy, and shut the fuck up.
OMIGOSH it’s so ill that you sold crack in the very streets where you owned .0005 of the Brooklyn Nets, Jay-Z…It doesn’t mean your a national treasure, dickhead…it means you came the fuck up. That’s it.

If you’re so concerned with the human condition, why does Marcy Projects still exist? All that Buddhism, traveling, and investing didn’t move you to save everyone in one single housing project? No? Kill yourself then. Don’t give me advice.

With that said, enjoy this fresh new documentary featuring many of your favorite artists, nicely filmed by Ron Howard, and available on Showtime.

Link after the jump..


JayCeeOh On ThisIs50

Sunday, July 28th, 2013

Funny ass interview. JayCeeOh is kind of a big deal now. 

80’s Video Game Commercials

Sunday, July 21st, 2013

I’m so fucking old. I remember seeing most of these commercials on tv when I was 8.


Wednesday, July 17th, 2013

What He Said.

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

Bow Down Yeezy, I Am J HOVA

Monday, June 24th, 2013

It’s the season of blockbusters, and the music hype machine is going ham right along with Hollywood. Last week, the hive mind of the interwebs lit up like the cherries of rooftop blunts—it seemed like everyone had a think piece worthy of the think tank on Yeezus. There was even a “critical roundtable.”

Never to be outdone, the Holy Hova offers a response, with smartphone money footing the bill.


Tim Dog Faked His Death???

Friday, May 17th, 2013

Tim Dog is still alive????
That’s what one of the women he scammed believes, after she hired a private investigator who couldn’t find any documentation or history of his death or a funeral.

You know a bitch hates you when she hires a P.I. to make sure your bum ass is dead.

Complete Fucking Moron Passes Up Div. 1 Football Scholarship To Pursue Rap Career

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Youth is wasted on the young.

Jay Harris was one of the best high school football players in the country last year. So good, he was offered a full scholarship to play for Michigan State University.

Big time Division 1 football at a major college. Talk about pussy up to your ears…this kid could have received a free degree, free room and board, and five free sloppy blowjobs every cot damn day.

So what does this moron decide to do?

He announces to his coach and the school that he wants to concentrate on his RAP CAREER.

Scholarship gone. NFL gone. Coke, money, bitches, and Lambo…gone.

This is the most egregious shit I’ve ever heard of. His parents should be put in jail for not beating him to death.

Here’s what he said to the Philadelphia Inquirer:

“I’ve always had this in the back of my head, but never had the courage to tell my parents that this is what I want to do.”


His rap name is Jay Datbull.

Here is his latest music video.

Holy. Fuck.

An Open Letter To White Male Comedians: By Lindy West

Saturday, May 11th, 2013

Lindy West wrote this article addressing the typical misogynistic point of view JTTS espouses.

 Sure, it’s a barrel of junior high school laughs when I get on my soapbox and objectify women for the scheming cock sucking cunts that they are…but at the end of the day…what type of man does that make me?

This article compelled me to take a good, hard (pause) look at myself, and reconsider my future approach of fishing for laughs in a low brow chauvinistic, juvenile way at the expense of bitches around the world. I’m better than that. And so are you.

Lindy West, ladies and gentlemen….


Cambridge Resident Owns Alex Jones Flunkie

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Dan Bidondi is covering the Boston Bombing media marathon in Boston for Alex Jones’ conspiracy friendly Info Wars network.
A Cambridge resident armed with a camera called him out on the fact he thinks the F.B.I. blew people up.

Side note: 4 people dead 170 injured in Boston = $30 Million in donations. (Thank you, America.)
14 people dead, 200 injured in Texas = Barely $2 Million in donations. (Thank you, Willy Nelson.)

Anyone find this a bit foul odd?