Ted Nugent is scheduled to be interviewed by Colombian prostitute custeez Teh Secret Service tonight backstage before his show in Klan country Oklahoma due to his comments @ this N.R.A. gathering. American race war in 3…2…
So recently two JTTS poasts have set off a firestorm small brush fire of controversy.
First: Genreal Stoor senselessly ripping into JTTS commentator BBB has set off tidal waves of seething hatred for the god on the UGHH message board. Perhaps this is all part of his master plan in promoting “Stoornography” – his new full length LP with Mister Jason of PTU/ Frankensteez fame. Maybe he is just being a dick. Either way, it seems as though the streams on interwebs and RL crossing never make for a good result when it involves JTTS.com (especially when I stir the pot).
See the history: Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 aka Shots Fired (?) | UGHH Reaction
Second: Knife’s Tween Attack was picked up by our friend Adam over @ UniversalHub. The reaction has been hilarious as regular 9-5 common folk try to decipher Knife’s cryptic street lyrics. They debate the term “YT” for roughly 5 or 6 replies. Overall summarized in three words: “Haters gon hate”. Read 4 Lulz.
Knife’s O.G. Poast | Universal Hub Coverage w/ hilarious comments.
When I started with my current employer almost two years ago, there were about 60 employees in our office. Now, there are about 400 employees in the office. Rapid growth brings many challenges, but no challenge is more taxing on my sanity than the amount of idiots that need to be hired in order grow at such a fast pace. Here are examples of two such idiots who work in my office…
This gentleman seems nice enough, but I don’t like him for the following reason. He once couldn’t find a green racquetball that he keeps on his desk, so he berated everyone who sat near him in an attempt to identify the hiding place of his green racquetball. After his inquisition bore no fruit, he decided to write the following message on a post-it note and place it on a door in the office in a high traffic area. You should read the note as if you are on the brink of an emotional breakdown because, judging by his actions, this was the mind state of this gentlemen when he drafted his post-it announcement. It read as follows, “If you have my green racquetball return it. It is not yours. I belongs to me. – Josh”
It must be noted that this kid is perhaps 23 at the oldest and completely fucking bald. This may not seem important now, but it will be. I found this guy’s note to be off-putting due to the severity of the tone, and I found the guy to be a whiny little bitch, so I decided that I should fuck with him. I took a post-it note, drew a large arrow on it that pointed to his post-it note on the door, and wrote the following message, “If you took his hair, please return it. It is not yours. Thanks”. I had the note on the door for maybe 20 seconds before my manager told me to take it down, but it’s the thought that counts. Anyway, here’s this asshole rapping…
I don’t know anything about the kid behind Bri Unit (below), but I like his style. Apparently, he’s been going around the office telling all the girls that he’s a rapper and pointing them in the direction of this youtube video to justify his claim. It’s a perfect way to get fired…
“When I say ‘in the’ you say ‘butt’”?
No poasts about how boring the NBA all-star game / slam dunk / three point shootout was this year? I’m surprised?
He went from beefing with O’shea to Drizzy? My how things have changed. Corny Canadian reporter Cabbie Richards gets the scoop:
I was amongst the first in the world to blawg about this dood. Great story. Why would anyone not root for this kid?
Shit got all fucked up once he started talkin that Kristchen bullshit.
First things first – and this goes for all afleets sellin that yt made indigenous people raping Christion mess…Neither God nor his son give a fuck about the Knicks/Toronto game. Nigga, the game winning shot went in cuz you spent dumb hours in the gym working at it. You think jeezus was checkin his tweets about fools axin for help and put your shit as a priority?
J. Christ: “Ok…this 14 year old prostitute just tweeted me axin for help cuz Lawrence Taylor has her in a room about to stick his crusty dick in her after smokin this oolie…Should I help her? Hold the phone…J Lin, the Azn Harvard grad makin $750,000 for an abreviated NBA season wants me to make this 3 pointer go down. No brainer. I fux with J Lin.”
I have no problem with people of all faiths whom exercise shit in proper moderation. But these born again Christians are out of pocket.
There is one single solitary question I wish any journalist on gawds green erf would ask Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin.
Q: “What do you think happens to people that don’t accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour?”
A: “They will burn in hell.”
That’s right…Tibetan monks. Burn em all.
Joos, Atheists, Moslims, Juggalos…reinstitute teh Hall O’ Cost chambers, round up all the Scientologists, and make like Almighty RSO and put One In The Chamba.
Oh how I wish one reporter would take these false prophets to task.
“So Tim and Jeremy, while I’ve got you both here, can you explain to me what Jesus would like to happen to all teh gays in New York?”
Tune in to Sportcenter for the answer at 11.
Basketball is a worldwide religion. Chinks, Wops, Spics, Niggars, Crackers, Kikes, and Bostonians are united in experiencing the excitement of watching a nigga pull up from the arch with a second left and drain shit – all drawers.
That’s enough. Get on the mic and say, “Good night folks, kids, eat your vegetables and be good to your mama.” Exit left.
Not these born- agains.
“Now that I drained the three, I’d like to point out that Jesus actually took the shot…you know, the same guy who Spaniard crusades burned women and children in the name of on some “Get down or lay down” Beanie Sigel shit?
Speaking of which. Jeremy…you come from Chinese heritage that was here long before Jewsus…before evil yt’s brainwashed your people, who did they worship? Do the knowledge son.
There needs to be a don’t ask don’t tell policy when it comes to sports and religion. Otherwise, it leads to shit like this:
FORMER RUFF RYDER JIN CHRISTIAN RAPPING ABOUT JEREMY LIN
Nothing I’m about to say will come as much surprise to anyone who reads this blog. If you’ve any clue what On&On is writing about, then chances are you’d rather stick your privates in a meat grinder than listen to anything that’s ever won a Grammy.
Or maybe I’m mistaken. Because every time this issue comes to a boil, I feel like I’m the only one who truly hates pop trash. When the going gets rough, a lot of you assholes come out with some shit like, “Nah – on the real – The Throne really was my shit last year.” You’re the same soulless twits who won’t concede that Eminem’s last great album was The Slim Shady LP.
In that event, you’re no better than anyone who listens to Kelly whatever her name is from American Idol. If you checked the Grammys for 10 seconds, then I’m talking about you. Don’t think that you have a pass because you watched and made fun of it, or because you only dig one performer who you’ve deemed alternatively acceptable.
It’s like they produce these shows to aggravate me. The celebration of Adele’s mediocrity has driven me completely nuts all year, but to watch her get immortalized is nearly enough to push me off the edge. And don’t get me started on the Boston news media’s collective boner over her getting surgery around here.
My overall point here is nonexistent, but in conclusion, I’d like to remind all of the phonies out there that they were making Whitney Houston crackhead jokes two days ago. Your forced sentimentality is nauseating, and you should have your eardrums blown out with dynamite. Have fun listening to your newly purchased Bodyguard soundtrack. I’ll be the one laughing at you on the train.
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Is this the best rallying cry of all time? Yes.
I am literally getting emotional listening to this anthem.
God bless America, and God bless the New York Football Giants.
I will state this:
I do not agree with his stance on immigration (more of a Newt Gingrich lean on this) and his stance on abortion (I have none) – but Ron fucking Paul continues to prove he is the best man for the job. I mean, out of all the legitimate candidates – there is clearly no one better suited for office than Mr. Paul. Look at the way he just completely sons Donald Trump in this response.
ANKENY, Iowa – The Ron Paul 2012 Presidential campaign released the following statement concerning the selection of Donald Trump as moderator for the December 27th Republican debate to be held in Iowa. Below please find comments from Ron Paul 2012 National Campaign Chairman Jesse Benton:
“The Ron Paul 2012 Presidential Campaign Committee rejects the selection of Donald Trump as moderator for the Republican presidential debate to be held on December 27th in Iowa.
“We have conferred with our Iowa campaign chairman Drew Ivers and vice-chairmen David Fischer and A.J. Spiker who are all RPI State Central Committee Members, and they concur with this decision.
“The selection of a reality television personality to host a presidential debate that voters nationwide will be watching is beneath the office of the Presidency and flies in the face of that office’s history and dignity. Mr. Trump’s participation as moderator will distract from questions and answers concerning important issues such as the national economy, crushing federal government debt, the role of the federal government, foreign policy, and the like. To be sure, Mr. Trump’s participation will contribute to an unwanted circus-like atmosphere.
“Mr. Trump’s selection is also wildly inappropriate because of his record of toying with the serious decision of whether to compete for our nation’s highest office, a decision he appeared to make frivolously. The short-lived elevation of Mr. Trump’s stature as a candidate put him on the radar of many organizations and we recall that last spring he was invited to keynote the Republican Party of Iowa’s annual Reagan Dinner, yet at the last minute he left RPI holding the bag by canceling. In turn, RPI canceled its biggest fundraising gala of the year and suffered embarrassment and in addition RPI was required to engage in refunding measures. Our candidate will not even consider participating in the late-December debate until Mr. Trump publicly apologizes to Iowa party leaders and rectifies in full the situation.
“Therefore our candidate Ron Paul, the champion of the Constitution, has advised he will not attend.”Read more: http://thepage.time.com/2011/12/03/paul-says-no-to-trump-debate/#ixzz1fVW0BS8Q
I pray to fictional messiah Jesus that he wins Iowa. I mean, if he does the fucking mainstream has no choice but to acknowledge the god.
UPDATE: FGT TRUMP RESPONDS:
Donald Trump apparently didn’t take kindly to Ron Paul’s decision to skip the NewsMax-hosted forum moderated by the developer and reality TV star, saying it created a circus-like atmosphere around the presidential race.
“As I said in the past and will reiterate again, Ron Paul has a zero chance of winning either the nomination or the presidency,” Trump said in a statement in response to Paul, adding, “my poll numbers were substantially higher than any of his poll numbers, at any time.”
“Few people take Ron Paul seriously and many of his views and presentation make him a clown-like candidate,” he said. “I am glad he and Jon Huntsman, who has inconsequential poll numbers or a chance of winning, will not be attending the debate and wasting the time of the viewers who are trying very hard to make a very important decision.”
How about the fact you ran on a “birther” platform and got shot down. You are a joke Trump.
I saw my friend poast this on Facebook today. It’s fucking genius. Adam Carolla completely shits over that lame ass cult of pathetic losers / morons / attention whore hippy whiners: aka the Occupy Wall Street movement.
Spot fucking on.
I wrote an entire rant today about these fuckers and immediately deleted it when I heard this. Carolla made my rant look like a haiku about the sunshine. He destroys these fuckers and couldn’t be more right.
Listen to the entire rant – beginning to end.
Faraone has made this his life, blogging in support of these idiots, the poor bastard. Come back to real blogging son.
