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To America’s parents who keep your daughters wholesome, drug free, and sober…you’re on the wrong track. Anyone with a yung yt daughter should make sure they know what being faded feels like by 15. If this pilgrim was wet mode for the first time in my presence, consider her food. I’d have her singin Miley Cyrus joints with 9 inches of Black Ashkenazi in her mouth.

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This is seizure blackout shit that’ll make you see visions of Pharoahs building golden pyramids on Mars, something like I imagined Tupac Rave to be. The kind of shit that makes Faraone steam from his ears and leaves DJ Knife in speechless awe.

DON’T LET ME INTO MA ZON.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Sleezy Trees Collection, featuring 17 original animations and photos from January to December 2011. Presented out of context for your enjoyment.

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And now.. Cats w/ $$$

We got midget clowns, rap p0asts, mushrooms, angry comments and all that. And now we’ll actually read you’re e-mails.

It’s gonna be big people.

shouts to Will C

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

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Live from the same studio where we record the S.H.I.T. Show..

JumpTheTurnstyle.com was recently featured on G4TV’s Attack Of The Show. Naturally they used content from a Sleezy Of The Week post (I know what the public wants). Of course, what really excites me is the fact that Kelly Karloff could possibly point to JumpTheTurnstyle.com as the reason for her success beyond that P.O.S. Karmaloop site. Maybe… just maybe.. she will see this video and think, “I owe this Sleezy Trees’ fella the opportunity to bury at least a knuckle’s worth of himself into my vagina”.

I will also at this time take credit for the success of Karmaloop.com, Sage Francis, G4TV, UndergroundHipHop.com, and Ron Paul (maybe Ron Paul will let me get knuckle deep in him as well).

Shouts to Bernardo @ G4TV for the heads up.

Oh .. and here’s the link to the O.G. Post that made her famous: E-Stalking Karmaloop Models

Ahh.. Miami! While many of you were shoveling snow this past weekend, I was shoveling alcohol down my throat. While you were trudging through slushy, dirty, ice cold, sidewalks, I was dealing with snow white beaches and letting sunshine bounce off my snow white chest.

Yes, Miami was pretty nuts. I tipped a bottle of Grey Goose to T-Pain @ Tootsies – the largest strip club in southern Florida. I was kicking game to 2 Dominican twins on South Beach with literally, the best asses I’ve ever seen in my life (The Dance can co-sign this). Surprisingly, they demanded my phone number- but never called (obviously both lesbians). I was sipping dollar drafts in shortsleeves, outdoors, around a fire, at night, in 75 degree weather. I ended up at U of Miami frat party in the Miami suburbs (..waiting for DJ ON&ON comment), and ended up having to abruptly leave when I belittled a girl for asking for my phone number there, “You’re not going to call me. Why you gonna call me? Look at me.. I’m a fucking mess, you’re not going to call… Delete My Number! DELETE IT!!!”. I also met the dude who played Romeo in the 1955 Spanish movie version of Romeo & Juliet – he’s now a real estate tycoon and controls half of the city (no joke). And.. because of the snowstorm, I got to stay there a few extra days for free. I also bit some stripper’s ass to the point I think I broke the skin, and she appeared to love it. God bless Miami.

Plane tickets were only $150 roundtrip from Boston. Book your flights bitches.

Oh.. and apparently The Dance had a good time too. Peep the video of this girl who states she will get a “The Dance” tattoo to express her undying support for the Miami icon and his endeavors.. LOL

Most of the music in this video is produced by the kid, 6th Sense.. from Notherground Music.