Bonita Applebum Is Exactly How I Pictured Her…

Thursday, November 21st, 2013

This is model Stephanie Santiago on stage w/ ATCQ at last night’s Yeezus tour in BK.

For some reason if you go to the Yeezus tour you are required to post about it on Instagram like 50 – 60 times and also fawn over how incredible the “experience” was.

Anyway.. some more pics of Stephanie’s giant slabs of ass meat after the jump…


Some Of That ‘Ol Sleeze Trees Reality Blogging To Prove We Deserve The BMA

Monday, November 4th, 2013


So the girl I am currently putting my dick inside works at a bunch of concerts as a production assistant or something (read groupie). She stole all this fruit from Drake’s dressing room for me. I quickly juiced it. Notice the garnish on the rim. Presentation niccas.


Typical day in Southie during my trip to Boston this past month.


Literally the exact moment where I wore out my welcome in Boston.



Meanwhile … Back in Charlotte this is pretty much what I do all day. Buy beer and drink on patios with hipsters. Charlotte has some really cool spots to drink – I cannot lie.


Fall beer tasting at the dude from Taking Back Sunday’s house. He lives in Charlotte and is currently on tour. I was completely belligerent and had to excuse myself from their residence because I think I started hitting on someone’s mom.


Typical saturday in the Queen City. BBQ everything.


I mean – you cannot fucking beat the BBQ in North Cackalack. Never had better – maybe never will.


Same night as the BBQ fest there was a big outdoor festival that no one showed up at. It was the same day as the BBQ fest and every muhfukka and their moms was at that BBQ fest. However, I’m posting for the sunset. Of Montreal and a guy from Das Racist were the headliners. No wonder no one showed.


Twinkie eating contest.


This guy’s whole entire car is woodgrain. I thought that was worth poasting. His name is the Funky Geezer. He also sometimes rocks Juelz Santana’s american flag outfit. He is a musician and probably a glimpse into my future.


All patio everything in the souf. We don’t play.


nah mean. during the RedSox world series win we were at a fire pit. crushing life.clt14

My new toy. It’s a motorized trike.

My Epic Weekend Visiting Trees In North Carolina

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

Started things off in the backyard with Trees’ neighbors and a 12 pack of America’s beer, Budweiser. Becky concocted a great little get up to keep those pesty skeeters away.

An Imperial Officer (right) from a mid-western based Ku Klux Kla

Gary and Tina swung by. They have the cutest dog!

Klansman during a unity gathering on his property in Virginia.

This is Justin. Huuuge Carolina Panthers fan. I tried to get him to acknowledge Bob Kraft’s contributions as a class act franchise owner, but he wasn’t hearing it. “Once a Panther, always a Panther.”

Justin is so cray.

Members from a mid-western based Klan realm on a flyer drive.

That there is Larry. Trees is out of frame on this one. He’s across the street waving his “Don’t Tread On Me” flag that proudly hangs over his bed.

They get together every Thursday to wave flags at oncoming traffic. You won’t find two better Americans in this fine land.

The son of an Imperial Wizard of a North Carolina based Klan rea

That’s Curly. He’s wicked shy.

Canidates wishing to become initiated into the Ku Klos Knights o

I have to admit…things are a lot more liberal in NC than I thought…This was some sort of mass gay wedding. Hella couples showed up to blindly take their vows.

Carl, an Imperial Wizard of a southern-based Ku Klux Klan realm,

OMG! Funniest moment of the weekend! See that giant flying cockroach on the wall under the clock? I was all, “Someone needs to get a fly swatter”,

and Cleetus was all, “I got yerr fly swatter right here, boy!” Good times. Good times.

Members of a Louisiana based Ku Klux Klan realm joke around at t

Just a little pre-gaming with the crew before we go check out Major Lazer spinning at the local club.

Anthony S. Karen

I’m back in The Bean, but my heart will forever remain in those sweet Carolina hills.

Your 2013 JTTS Blog Squad

Friday, April 26th, 2013

(Kneeling) Giddy and innocent as hale, the new guy, George.  Nice guy. A little too nice for this shitty blog, but we’ll see how it goes. He enthusiastically informed us he’s interviewing Ghostface in a few weeks…I wanted to throw up.

(Grey Hoody) Marty. The voice of reason.

(In the middle…the one that knows what my the kids like.) JKLXVNIN. I apologized to him for my drunken attacks and overbearing personality. 2 cute black chicks approached him, and asked if he’s the guy that runs Purple Trill Night. I wanted to throw up.

(Next to me) DJ Knife. I apologized to him for my drunken attacks and overbearing personality. He in turn, bought me drinks and continued to be the nice guy he is to everyone, which made me hate myself and want to throw up.

(Perched on Bernie Rosenberg with the ceiling missing) DJ ON&ON. I was concerned with my appearance due to a sex-related accident I had that did damage to my nose. I’ll tell you about it in a few days.

(Not Pictured) Sleazy Trees. It’s better he didn’t show up. He would have dominated the conversation talking about formatting and blog functionality.

Hip Hop Trivia Commercial Promises To Deliver

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013

There I am. Orchestrating a classic commercial based around Hip Hop, fart jokes, strippers, beatboxing and violence.

In one scene, Almighty R.S.O. beats me down. In another, I’m taking a shit in unison with a beat-boxing Asian. In another, strippers dance while someone teaches a class how to perform a tip drill. You’ll love it. My mother will be ashamed. Coming soon….

March 6th.

Hip Hop Trivia.


Almighty R.S.O.

Good Life.

DJ ON&ON + D.M.X. + Amber (Video)

Tuesday, February 5th, 2013


Saturday, January 12th, 2013


Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

Remember that epic party a few weeks back brought to you by JTTS/Good Life with Freddie Foxxx and Premo? Check the footage.


Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Ghostface, Keisha Cole, Killa Cam, Urrrsher, and The Clipse.

Visuals from The Babymaker Volume II.

Just Trying to Make Angry Al Happy.. (Vintage Trees JTTS Poast)

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012



Saturday, April 21st, 2012

To America’s parents who keep your daughters wholesome, drug free, and sober…you’re on the wrong track. Anyone with a yung yt daughter should make sure they know what being faded feels like by 15. If this pilgrim was wet mode for the first time in my presence, consider her food. I’d have her singin Miley Cyrus joints with 9 inches of Black Ashkenazi in her mouth.


SXSW Photo Recap of Dude Force Assemblage

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012



Thursday, February 9th, 2012

This is seizure blackout shit that’ll make you see visions of Pharoahs building golden pyramids on Mars, something like I imagined Tupac Rave to be. The kind of shit that makes Faraone steam from his ears and leaves DJ Knife in speechless awe.