R.I.P. JTTS

Saturday, February 15th, 2014

So what’s going on here? Is everyone wifed up right now?  Or is this it? Can we at least go out with a bang and have a party where we burn the internet to the ground along with Faraone’s web-books?

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U peep my ill graphic design bruhz?

 

 

 

Anyone out there?

 


Marty’s Parting Gift To This Blog Was Slapping Us With A Horrible Instagram Account

Monday, November 4th, 2013

jtts_instagram

Marty’s final fuck you to the staff of JTTS was to leave us with the absolute shittiest instagram page that exists.

No updates since 2012.

Two pics that are of no relevance to the blog.

A shitty avatar.

Even our bio tagline is completely off “We blog DO you don’t have to…”

Jesus Christ. This is not BMA material right here.

Worst part is.. I emailed him to ask for the password and he claims that he “lost it”.

I’m fucking losing it looking at this piece of shit account Martin.

 


I Cannot Fucking Believe That We Got Nominated For A BMA Again After The Absolute Disgrace This Blog Has Become Over The Last 365 Days.

Monday, November 4th, 2013

Wow.

Just wow.

This is the FOURTH time we have been nominated.

Let’s be honest it’s basically a courtesy right now.

As a blog, we are pretty atrocious in terms of consistency – but we do have history in these streets. We been here almost 6 years. We have been nominated 4 out of the 6 times. We have 4,500+ posts, 15,000+ comments, several cease + desists, two dead email accounts, several dead (retired) bloggers, failed and broken relationships, 10 or so podcasts – and literally hundreds, if not thousands of shitty, poorly formatted images and videos from DJ ON&ON.

Vote now, vote often, vote early. Vote muhfukka.

jtts

VOTE!!!!

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Dear Marty – Let Me Speak In Terms That Maybe You Appreciate / Understand?

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

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Hi Trees. How’s That JTTS Rebirth Comin?

Saturday, August 10th, 2013

 

JTTS_Rebirth

 


KNIFE + GF ARE COMING 2 CHARLOTTE THIS WKND

Friday, August 2nd, 2013

SHOULD WE LIVE BLOG OUR MISADVENTURES?


JTTS 2.0 – THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES

Monday, July 29th, 2013

JTTS_Rebirth

As the dust settles on my historic announcement to rein in the crumbling monolith of bloggg gold that was once the BMA nominated, highly cited, Boston hip hop stalwart that is JumpTheTurnstyle.com – there has been much discussion internally if this is a good move for the blog.

Since I am a man of the peoples I have turned to Twitter for the reactions from the hip hop community to prove that this was in fact a good decision. I think the following tweets speak for themselves:

Swag Toof knows that we will soon be charging per interview with the increased blog traffic. They are smart businessmen:

James Von Dant is now trying to fuck with us. JTTS CEO status making waves in the Von Dant household.  

DJ ON&ON is hard at work campaigning for the new blog direction.

B Dolan even lends his support…

Sam Adams still trying to sue us because we ethered (jump started) his career…

MC Sole is a stand up guy.

 

 


JTTS Readers Continue To Mourn This Dead Ass Blog

Monday, July 22nd, 2013


8 Questions With Bo Bliz, Our Guest for FRESH PRODUCE This Saturday @ Good Life

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

This Saturday Fresh Produce, our infamous monthly hip hop & reggae party returns this month with the homie Bo Bliz!

Bliz was behind the legendary party and EP White T’s N White Belts, holds things down for crossfadedbacon.com and runs 2 monthly parties Work Out with Low Budget and The Bounce with Emynd in Philadelphia. We caught up with him for a quick game of “answer these questions I send you by e-mail.” See you Saturday, suckas.

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JTTS is Five Years Old

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013

Started from the bottom and we still here?

Full retrospective poast coming soon.

Just wanted to let my fellow blogg0rz know…


The Official Pandering For Facebook “Likes”/Social Media “Follows” Post

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

In a belated attempt to actually, you know, get people to look at this fucking blog, we thought of something completely original that will get our audience really excited: you now have permission to “Like” us on Facebook. The click you’ve been fiending for has finally arrived, and your life will never be quite the same again. Your reward? Temporary (seconds) satisfaction, and another way to access the shit ton of content and surprises we’re working on for the site, not to mention a meager payment to our criminally unrewarded staff (mainly ME). We get off on this shit.

 

JTTS on Facebook – “LIKE” US YOU BASTARDS

We also “Tweet” on The Twitter:

The mothership@jtts

el caballero_el_caballero

George@tha5elementz

Knife@djknife

ON&ON@dropitheavy

Sleezy Trees@slztrz

JK@jkrealize


JTTS @ 5: Our First Poast by Chris Faraone

Monday, March 25th, 2013

Reliving the classic first ever JTTS poast.

It’s pretty much stayed tru to the format for the last 4.7 years.

Five yurr anniversary coming up reeeeaal soon.

Here is teh poast from @Fara1 aka Faraoney. A JTTS Founder. Now deceased.

 

Before landing my first article in Spin, the highlight of my writing career was in third grade when I won the P.S. 32 poetry prize for a piece called “Winter Is…” In honor of my dominating the mid-eighties Queens public school literary scene, and in wanting to communicate to readers of our new blog what will be delivered all day every day on Jump The TurnStyle, I thought it was appropriate to un-vault the classic elementary school ellipsis format and add a little twist. This one is dedicated to Mr. Wilhelm, all the lunch ladies whose butter crunch cookies got me through my early school days, and the marijuana that enables me to dive into my stream of consciousness.

Jump The TurnStyle Is…

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NU E-MAIL

Thursday, November 29th, 2012

the view from our old g-mail inbox

 This shit smells like Malden.

Rather than clean up the mess we created, we are pretending like this never happened and hoping everyone else will too. It’s the American Way.

New Email

JTTSDOTCOM@GMAIL.COM

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