Last Night

Wednesday, November 13th, 2013



We embarked on Boston’s first bone-chilling fall evening last night, me looking like an Aids-ridden Rick Rubin and On&On resembling a poor man’s LL Cool J.

Our mission?


See A Hip Hop Icon For $10…Thank You Good Life.

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Wow. This shit is kinda special. You should go if you like hip hop and stuff.

So I Went On A Date With A Mexican…

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013

While I was laid up for 8 weeks after my scooter crash and going stir crazy in my 15×15 foot room, I signed up with a dating site.

I won’t tell you what site it is, as I’m very particular about strangers knowing my business, but I will divulge that it rhymes with

When I was an alcohol swilling degenerate, I fancied PlentyofFish.

Remember Katie, the chick with three redhead sons that I fucked at my job?

(I didn’t fuck the sons, just Katie)


Government Lockdown Looms: Armageddon Outta Here

Monday, September 30th, 2013

The U.S. Military is training thousands of Russian soldiers on our soil.

Our military has stockpiled an unprecedented amount of artillery and weaponry.

Thousands of Humvees have been purchased and are being shuffled around military bases around the country.

The areas of Maryland, Delaware, and Virginia are scheduled to undergo military “Emergency Response” to a “Climate Action” in the next few weeks.

Our government is shutting down as stocks plummet.

This is it.

Marshall Law. Revolution. Riots. Emergency rations.

Shit will hit the fan in November.

Think it’s a joke?

Laugh Now, Die Later.

See you in hell, mufuckas.

Fresh Produce w/ Cipha Sounds Tonight at Good Life

Saturday, September 28th, 2013

Trying to compete with the size of On&Ons flier:


Wu Tang Wednesday Cancelled Due To DMX Showing His Ass On National Yt TV

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

Earl and Phil team up for Must Watch TV this Wednesday as DMX enters the homes of millions of Midwestern housewives’ living rooms.
Child support, crack addiction, infidelity, and rap – moderated by Dr. fucking Phil…enough to make any self respecting black man cringe.

On&On’s Next Assignment

Tuesday, September 17th, 2013

So Dave agreed to cover the upcoming Nekrogoblikon show for JTTS last night:

…And So It Begins

Tuesday, September 17th, 2013

And another one… We’ve got a lot of nuts in this country. We have a lot of guns in this country.

One of ’em has to go.

1-Year Anniversary Of PVRPLE Tonight

Thursday, September 12th, 2013

Dj Knife Attends Discussion With Mayoral Candidate Mike Ross

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013

A power player at Good Life, Knife was in attendance.

Knife, could you give us a rundown of  how things went, and if the discussion yielded any noteworthy solutions?

Knife listens intently as Candidate Ross smartly dresses down in blue jeans in order to relate to the club kheds.

Knife bored as fuck as Leeds fantasizes about Candidate Ross.

Knife sleeping as Mike Ross gets in a b-boy stance. 

Edo G. engaged in an intense discussion regarding the pros and cons of invading Syria, and the reverberating ramifications of Russian/U.S. relations as it relates to said war.

Immigrants “Black Dada”

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013

From our homies over at La Parca

“We are proud to present the first full length release from La Parca: Immigrants “Black Dada”. mR. id & Theory Engine have been working feverishly all year to create a powerful debut full length, and they delivered.

Download it free right here!

And Purchase tickets here to join us for Immigrants release party Wednesday night at the Middle East Upstairs opening for Greenhouse (Blueprint & Illogic).


Akrobatik Delivers Greatest Show Intro In Rap History

Sunday, August 25th, 2013

God Bless Providence.


This Saturday

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013

I’ll be getting my Kathy Griffin on this Saturday, as I host my first gay event. For those of you apprehensive about attending such an event, I visited the Facebook event page, and 90% of the attendees are hot chicks. Plus watching me crash and burn on stage is worth the price of admission. Viva La Gay.
Shouts to JTTS Comment Section All Star, Looney for designing the flyer.