DJ SPINBAD THIS MONTH AT FRESH PRODUCE

Monday, March 10th, 2014

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FRESH PRODUCE WELCOMES SKRATCH BASTID!

Tuesday, February 4th, 2014

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Providence & NYC Shows

Saturday, January 18th, 2014

This Wednesday, me and a bunch of my buddies are catching the ole Fung Wah out to Money Makin to perform rap music for the kids. Join us if you’re in the area.

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Then on Saturday, we rock with the GAWD in Providence, courtesy of JTTS Comment Section All-Star Mr. Murph. Join us if you’re in the area.

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TONY TOUCH AT FRESH PRODUCE NEXT SATURDAY!

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

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Wu Tang Trivia Night

Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

Here we go again…Hip Hop Trivia Night returns in epic fashion as we present a special Wu Tang edition.
Brush up on your Purple Tape knowledge. Research where all members of Sunz Of Man went to high school. Be prepared to identify Masta Killah’s scent in a scratch n’ sniff challenge.

This night should redefine rap nerd status to no end.

Oh, and our special guest judge will be Edo G.

Free – 21+ – Prizes by Getondown.com

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JTTS Presents A New Years Night Fit For A Struggling Dive Bar On The Jersey Turnpike

Friday, December 27th, 2013

There’s New Year’s events…then there’s JTTS.COM New Year’s events.

Thank Knife for serving up this shit show in the making… A $500 twerk contest, dubbed Twerkfest, hosted by the only putz who would agree to host a fucking twerk contest on New Years.

Should be lulz. Cop your discounted tix in advance – yadda yadda…

See you there.


PVRPLE w/ DJ Scream Thursday Night, FRESH PRODUCE w/ DJ QBert Saturday Night

Tuesday, December 10th, 2013

Don’t sleep!

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Boston Music Awards This Sunday

Tuesday, December 3rd, 2013

By the time you read this, the voting for the BMAs will have just closed.

Somehow JTTS has been nominated the last 4 years for Best Boston Music Blog, despite a barrage of inconsistency, Blog-AIDS, no foreseeable revenue $ from advertisers, waning writing interests…. and the usual drug, alcohol and sex-related problems that continue to destroy the hearts of our bloggers and halt the progress and cohesion of what JTTS could be.

BUT…this Sunday we’re going to cast all that aside when several of us partake in this once a year grand soiree; One that has continued to show us love while “pitting us” against some of the most respectable blogs in the city.

I’m DJing. Bought a hotel for the evening. Plan to wile the fuck out and honor the true spirit of what JTTS should be.

JKLVNIN, ON&ON, DOZ, TOMMEE / TAMMY, ASH, and other various Boston “tastemakers” will be in tow……getting twisted.

JOIN US…….or die.

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Fresh Produce This Saturday Night w/ DJ Felli Fel!

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Gonna take a break from all this Goblin Metal and get back to some hip hop shit this Saturday night. Our guest is DJ Felli Fel, who’s worked with everyone from Lil Jon to Kanye West.He’ll be rocking the decks along side our buddy DJ Doze, myself and DJ Tommee. CLICK ON THE FLIER BELOW TO RSVP!

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Last Night

Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

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We embarked on Boston’s first bone-chilling fall evening last night, me looking like an Aids-ridden Rick Rubin and On&On resembling a poor man’s LL Cool J.

Our mission?

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See A Hip Hop Icon For $10…Thank You Good Life.

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Wow. This shit is kinda special. You should go if you like hip hop and stuff.


So I Went On A Date With A Mexican…

Tuesday, October 1st, 2013

While I was laid up for 8 weeks after my scooter crash and going stir crazy in my 15×15 foot room, I signed up with a dating site.

I won’t tell you what site it is, as I’m very particular about strangers knowing my business, but I will divulge that it rhymes with OKStupid.com.

When I was an alcohol swilling degenerate, I fancied PlentyofFish.

Remember Katie, the chick with three redhead sons that I fucked at my job?

(I didn’t fuck the sons, just Katie)

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Government Lockdown Looms: Armageddon Outta Here

Monday, September 30th, 2013

The U.S. Military is training thousands of Russian soldiers on our soil.

Our military has stockpiled an unprecedented amount of artillery and weaponry.

Thousands of Humvees have been purchased and are being shuffled around military bases around the country.

The areas of Maryland, Delaware, and Virginia are scheduled to undergo military “Emergency Response” to a “Climate Action” in the next few weeks.

Our government is shutting down as stocks plummet.

This is it.

Marshall Law. Revolution. Riots. Emergency rations.

Shit will hit the fan in November.

Think it’s a joke?

Laugh Now, Die Later.

See you in hell, mufuckas.