You’ve never heard of scopolamine. It’s synthesized from plants and looks exactly like cocaine. But this is some next level shit that’ll turn you into an insane zombie and probably kill you. It’s hard to call scopolamine a drug in the usual sense of the word. Nobody’s going to pass this shit around at a house party. Criminals will use it to steal all of your worldly possessions, Nazis used it for interrogations, the CIA tested it as truth serum, and indigenous Colombian royalty would have their families coerced into being buried alive under the influence of the stuff. Wait 6 months and kheds in Quincy will be all over this shit.
MCA’s body wasn’t even fucking cold yet and those faggots at Digital Gravel put up a t-shirt for sale with the Run DMC font saying RIP MCA..
Those dudes are classless money grubbing cocksuckers.
“A PORTION OF PROFITS WILL BE DONATED TO THE PABLOVE FOUNDATION (PABLOVE.ORG) an organization funding pediatric cancer research and advances in treatment, educating and empowering cancer families, and improving the quality of life for children living with cancer through hospital play, music and arts programs. “
They are trying to make it seem right by donating “a portion” of profits to a charity. Fuck them. A PORTION? A FUCKING PORTION? Dude was dead literally an hour and this shirt went up..
Oh.. and their cash grab piece of shit shirts comes in two colorways..
Every once in a while, the world of merchandising is turned on it’s ear. The Swoosh, The Polo Horsey, The Cancer Riddled Cowboy Puffin On A Square… Well fuck all that! Hov bout to show you how to do this, shun.
The Marcy Brooklyn Nets are about to shatter all merchandising records. Fuck selling tickets, popcorn, or programs – these mufuckas have the world-wide privilege of selling BROOKLYN. From Chechnya to Chelsea, all types of frail JKfgts will be yearning to rock official Medina gear.
I know exactly what the yung Joo marketing exec said at the pitch meeting for this campaign… “We’re not selling our basketball team…we’re selling the Brooklyn Fucking Bridge.” Genius. Cut the check.
I love these boutique rare rap record labels. I love how they charge a premium too – suck the money out the nerds and the heads.. fuck it. It keeps them rare and collectible. Nah mean. Instant value. I know it’s a big nerd debate too.. “keep the music low cost.. blah blah blah”. capitalism bitches! aint’ it beautiful?!
Marketing is an amazing art.
Urology Associates Of Cape Cod invested in a commercial to drum up some business. Vasectomy business that is.
Act now during March Madness and receive a FREE PIZZA after your nutsack is clipped!!!
Wonder how the gynecological community is gonna try to milk March Madness…
Actual taco that went into my mouth, chewed, tasted, swallowed, and is digesting inside me right now.
I hate to admit, I was a little disappointed with it. I was expecting the consistency of an actual Doritos chip; bubbly, crispy, and thick.
What I got was a smooth taco shell with seasoning on the outside. The taste of Taco Bell’s beef actually overpowered the spice of the shell.
It was messy as shit, Doritos spice getting all over me. I tried a piece of the shell on it’s own, and again, it didn’t feel like I was eating a Dorito. It felt very artificial, and yes, I realize how artificial the real Doritos are.
Will I order another? Probably not. But shouts to Taco Bell for giving it the old college try! You will always have a special place in my fart (chris faraone style joke).
What an amazing week it’s been in the food industry.
First off, the reknowned baristas/chefs at Boston’s shadow government Dunkin Donuts announced their expansion into China’s free markets (wink-wink) with a two-fold strategy: swine and basketball. First comes the creation of the pork donut–it’s like your average donut, but instead of fun multi-colored holiday sprinkles, this tasty deep fried treat is covered with shredded bits of “pork floss.” As someone who can sense the smell of cooking bacon from blocks away, I have to say this is the first time I’ve been turned off from diggin on swine. I can hear the desperate oinks of the little porkers getting slaughtered every time someone “shreds” a bit of this stringy floss substance. But you know, now that LeBron has signed on to hawk these freakish things for the Reds, I’m sure they’ll be twice as popular and soon “dog” and “cat” derivatives will be on the way. Question is will Chinese factory workers find time in their 20-hour work days to chow down on one of these bad boys in between slaving over a hot soldering iron making iPad 3s?
It appears Taco Bell has recovered from the crushing loss of it’s star food creator Sleezy Trees and managed to unearth this next-level sustenance intake device called “Doritos Locos Tacos,” meaning “Doritos Crazy Tacos.” That’s right: before you had to crush up your Taco Supreme, dump it in a Doritos bag, shake it up and inhale, but now those heaping scoops of recently unfrozen beef and processed cheese come in one convenient package. For now, the only Doritos-approved flavor is their flagship spice “Nacho Cheesier” but hopefully we can expect some international flavors such as “Butter and Soy Sauce,” “Crispy Salmon” and the ever appetizing “Fish Taco” in the near future.
This is the problem I have with blogs – particularly Nahright. On one hand, they absolutely serve up some dope shit here and there. They’re Cam’ron Giles and Prodigy friendly, so they aint all bad. But it’s blatant when the fix is in. They have a handful of dudes they constantly put in peoples faces. I couldn’t name one Emilio Rojas joint, but whenever he makes one, there it is. They did the same with Mac Miller, Dom Kennedy, Big Sean….fuckin Nipsey Hussle…the list goes on. But peep game…Nahright is owned by ComplexMediaNetwork – the guys that bring you Complex Magazine. Here’s a blurb from Complex Media Networks’ site:
“COMPLEX MEDIA NETWORK is the premier online destination for the most influential 20-something male consumers. This discerning audience is driven by style, sports, music, games, gear and girls. The Complex Media Network reaches these style-makers and trend-spreaders through its uniquely credible and authentic viewpoint into all things Complex.”
Back to that in a minute. First check out who is part of their roster.
To name a few.
Now back to their mission statement.
“The premier online destination for the most influential 20-something male consumers. This discerning audience is driven by style, sports, music, games, gear and girls.”
With that said, when the fix is in – notice the mc’s they all happen to simultaneously push. Painfully mediocre mc’s who appeal to 20 year old brains driven by style, gear, girls, bullshit and bullshit.
Wanna know the 2012 freshman class? No need to wait for the end of the year issue. Log on to all these sites that are sucking off Complex Media’s bitch made agenda to define what a 20 year old in Tocoma deems kewl and see which artists are on front street.
The so called taste maker blogs that are dictating the face of hip hop through the eyes of Complex Media have yall by the nuts.
BTW, check out a “hot” new artist JKFGT and Complex Magazine recommend named Wiki.
