So I’m sure you’ve all heard The Paid Dues Tour will feature “appearances” by Durt Dawg and Eric Wright.

When Pac’s holla-gram stepped on stage at Coachella…it was the talk of the universe.

Ionnobowdishit.

I ain’t gonna lie…if I’m sippin Paul Masson and just puffed on some African Black Gold in the parking lot…and Eazy fucking E appears to be standing in front of me performing????

I just might lose lose my shit.

On the ova hand tho…

We all now know the secrets behind how they create this shit. They get a look alike actor with the same body type to perform the scenes, and do some CGI George Lucas type shit…and press record….At least I thought I had an understanding of what they did.

In any event, if I know that instead of ODB on stage, I’m actually watching Larry Jefferson from Apt. 5E in Trenton, New Jersey…I just might lose my shit.

At this point, is it a cheap technological magic trick that disrespects rap legends, or is it a genius way to tie in technology and music to give true fans a moment of hapiness?

I haven’t purchased any sort of music in the longest.

That will change April 30th when R.A. The Rugged Man releases Legends Never Die.

Here’s the first video from his upcoming album.

Spring is a week away. I’m days away from regaining my drivers license after 10 years of riding the iron horse.

Bleach on deck for my yt kicks. Check. Khaki Dickies shorts on deck. Check. Child support all paid up. Check.

This feeling of invincibility has me feelin like a young Hell Rell. Eat with me or eat a box of bullets. Get in line or get lined up. Get ready for a cruel summer. RUGA!

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The Gawd.

Ghost is back. His 10th album drops April 16th, titled “12 Reasons To Die.”

Here is the first single.

Here’s Tony Starks discussing his long rumored collab album with MF DOOM.

Sean P. goofs on Nardwuar’s shtick as he interviews Pharoah Monche.

Cop that Mic Tyson if you haven’t yet.

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Heavily respected bloggar/journalist/radio host Combat Jack went in on the nacirema dream. What the hell did Trigga Happy Pappy do to him?

I am a Papoose fan. I acknowledge that he occasionally  drops some unadulterated retarded lines, but to say he’s completely wack is  out of  line… especially from a fellow NY hip hop guy like Combat Jack. Sounds like Jack is workin out some personals.

Mr. Remy Ma will surely fire back…figuratively or literally. 

PAPOOSE SPITTIN HOT MAGMA.

IS COMBAT JACK RIGHT? IS PAPOOSE NICE OR NOT?

Good to see a wappa on some grown man shit…comfortable in his own skin, discussing his ex-wife and why life is good. No black men were embarrassed in this video. For that, I will purchase your cd, sir.

Dame Dash is apparently producing a web series for Cam’ron called “In The Pink”, a reference appreciated by porn connoisseurs to the classic series, “1 In The Stink 1 In The Pink.”

For obvious reasons, Dame has proven he knows how to make moves and be successful. Personally, I just don’t believe he’s all that smart or creative. He strikes me as a half ass hustler who surrounds himself with talented people in order to make a fast buck.

When I learned Cam had a web series, the Cam Stan in me was elated. Upon watching this shit, I was disappointed to see the first segment followed by a music video for an awkward yt pop chick Dame is apparently trying to make a quick buck off. Following that, is nonsensical footage of a factory producing “Dame Dash Motor Oil”…like I said, half ass hustler tryna come up. Pick a lane, son.

Anyhow, the behind the scenes footage of Cam and Wiz Khalifa (hot gabbage) shooting a music video is worth it’s weight in Cam’ron quote gold. At one point, he notes that he’s so fly, the floor feels it has to match what he’s wearing.

And just cuz we on some Killa shit…

I aint mad at Sissy Rich whatsoever. At least he aint on some closet Lil B shit, rockin lipstick and scarves while rappin bout bitches.

We all know rap has been gay for a minute…Melle Mel was suspect, LL, E. Sermon, The entire Funky Bunch, and don’t get me started on them Camp Lo chicks.

Be who you be. Moar pussy for me. Get em Sissy!

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I’ll be droppin a tribute to the originator of edutainment – Gil Scott-Heron @ this event. The spoken word shit has been infiltrated by corny ass Eric Benet sandal wearin ass ninjas over the years…Last Poets will show you how to do this, shun. Last Poets in Roxbury this Saturday! Make it happen.

Shit’s gotten a lil b soft around here the last few days. Trees concerned about kittens, BBB and Stoor discussing feelings,  Knife victimized by a 7th grade homeroom class… Man up my ninjas!  Here go an hour of Sean P.

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She’s Chinese/Vietnamese. Tatted up. Raps. Takes foot long L’s to the face. Blessed with the dicksuckinnest lips this side of Super 88, I give you, Cachet Tuyet Lu.

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