Get Your Jersey Shore Nickname
Posted on December 16, 2009 by Chris Faraone
I’ll spare you the didactic spiel about why it’s acceptable for intelligent folks to watch “Jersey Shore” for non-masturbatory purposes.
JUST HEAD TO THIS NICKNAME GENERATOR AND GET YOUR GUIDO HANDLE
Mine is “The Sausage Party.” I was hoping for something better – maybe “Italian Ice” – but I’ll take what I can get. Let’s just hope it doesn’t stick.
I’d also like to take this moment to make a prediction: The Situation will have his own spin-off show sometime in 2010. Sorry, humanity.
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i just got “The Tan-ticle,” whatever the fuck that means.
A-Cat. That’s mine. Really?
the Sausage Party
How fitting, faggot.
hey i think you guys should put more bare chested dudes on this site!
that laser wax is the real shit huh
I don’t even know what this show is
lol @ mad people knowing about this fake ass wop fest….
that show is so disrespectful toward Italians it ain’t even funny…I wonder what real ass old school Pizon’s like Deniro, Pacino, Pesci, Gandolfini and so on think about shit like this? Prolly mortified…
Between this and The “Bad Girls Club” cable Television is is serious danger of losing it’s soul, if it hasn’t already, lol…
Hay Big D O,
“old school Pizon’s like Deniro, Pacino, Pesci & Gandolfini” are called actors.
Meaning theyre not real “pizons” or “wiseguys” aka chances r they dnt give two fucks about a car crash of a show like this much like i assume anybody else that has a life of their own to worry about would.
Is ‘Big D O’ short for Big D O P E? Or maybe Big D O O S H?
magic 8-ball says chances r g00d
I’m not looking at your blog at work anymore. Fucking homo’s