Did Someone Say Sade?

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Sleezy Trees

I. FUCKING. LOVE. SADE.

She’s still got it. This song makes me want to pull my pants down and gently rub my ballsac against the welcoming, warm, glowing screen of my laptop. This song is so good, that I don’t care about the radiation that will inevitably seep into my ballsac, rendering my sperm cells sterile. The sweet music that is eminating from the speakers of my laptop will slowly nurse the now retarded sperm back to their normal fertile selves, and perhaps, after hearing this music.. they will transform into a new breed of sperm – and my ejaculate will be nothing but a blazing ray of passion, and like a deluge.. my semen will cover the loins of a thirsty uterus ready to spawn the next solider of love!

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11 Responses to “Did Someone Say Sade?”

  1. Sleezy Trees on December 8th, 2009 7:22 pm

    btw.. song is called “solider of love”.

  2. knife on December 8th, 2009 8:37 pm

    mutha fuckin shah day

  3. Bushes on December 8th, 2009 9:21 pm

    more evidence that you are, indeed gay.

    “I. FUCKING. LOVE. SADE.”

    sure buddy sure….. since when? it must bring back memories of you having sex with sweatpitsboxer…

  4. Sleezy Trees on December 8th, 2009 10:16 pm

    More evidence you’re an angry white kid living in his mom’s basement on Bagley Rd.

  5. David Hitt on December 8th, 2009 11:01 pm

    Sade is the very best!

    David Hitt
    Song Placements

  6. TheDance on December 8th, 2009 11:07 pm

    Lover’s Live is in the top 5 best live music DVDs of all time

  7. wite on December 9th, 2009 10:31 am

    props

  8. Bushes on December 9th, 2009 1:47 pm

    wrong faggot. wrong

  9. tom cruise on December 9th, 2009 2:48 pm

    Heroin users say Sade music is the best to shoot up to.

  10. Trees on December 9th, 2009 3:37 pm

    bushes I swear by god .. I will drink your brain stem from the husk of your skull.

  11. D'Angelo- 1000 Deaths (rough cut) | JumpTheTurnstyle on February 1st, 2010 8:02 am

    [...] First Sade returns, now D’Angelo is back in the studio on some psychedelic rock steez…it’s officially 2010. If we could only get 1993 Whitney Houston back the music industry would be back on top again. [...]

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