Will This Movie Suck? Probably
Posted on November 25, 2009 by Martín Caballero
Like Alice in Wonderland, this one (also in 3D) is built for some serious cap-n-stem action. But why do I get the sneaking suspicion that it’s going to suck? This is the first time James Cameron has done a big action movie without a star to carry it (sorry Sam Worthington, you will never be the Governor of California) and the decade worth of anticipatory masturbation from Hollywood fanboys only makes it more likely this one will come out limp and highly chaffed. I’m reviewing a week ahead of its release, which means I can’t write anything about it until the day it comes out. Not that reviews will make a difference anyway.
What joo think?
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Those were some damn funny images
I agree, it looks awful…I don’t have a lot to go on other than the same sinking feeling in my gut that you probably have. But I tell you, if people think this film is going to make 12 billions dollars, they are crazy. It might have a big first weekend, but it will TANK after that. Got to give the media-buying public a little bit of credit here. If I’m wrong, then I’m officially moving to Europe.
Nice site!
This movie looks sooo shitty. You can tell when a movie is going to be bad by how they hype it. I predict it will suck it balls deep, swallow the load then go to the room of the next frat brother and do the same.
yeah this movie looks like it’ll blow dogs for quarters. and well to me it looks like a knock off of smurf and halo but together.