Colbert Re-Writes the Pledge of Allegiance
Posted on November 21, 2009 by Chris Faraone
In case you missed it the other night, everybody’s fake conservative Stephen Colbert re-scripted the Pledge for the ADD generation (last year he did it for the Confederacy). Be sure to commit it to memory before homeroom:
I text allegiance to the flag
And the United States of American Apparrel
And to the Facebook for which it friends
One nation, OMG, indivizzibizzle
With liberty and Jonas for all…
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