I Control All “PACE & TONE”
Posted on August 25, 2008 by Sleezy Trees
I thought Knife was referring to the Trackmasters for a minute - and I was like, DEM FOOS DIDN’T SEND US SH*T FOR VENTURE CAPITAL.. then I realized he was referring to my “soviet-like” grip over quality in the blog.
For instance – I’ve made sure all of my pictures are EXACTLY 483 pixels in width – which is the default image ”re-size” for this Wordpress Theme. When other JTTS bloggers post any pictures smaller than this width – say for instance The Dance’s blue crayon the other day (which I subsequently resized to a perfect 483 x 483) – for some reason my aesthetic hormones within the darkest recesses of my weblog loins ache with a the furor of a thousand atom bombs .
The Dance has made no secret that he hated the “gay” borders I added to his images. And try as I might to not interfere.. sometimes I can’t help myself.
“All picz must b 483″ – my insane, mantra.
For instance – CF’s Game post below – I switched out the image because he was using the Wordpress’s auto-re-size option. The picture was actually 700 pixels in width, causing computers with slow memory or poor graphics cards to struggle in loading it.
I literally downloaded the image, resized it to 483 and re-uploaded it. It looks exactly the same to almost everyone, let’s say 90% of the people that read this.. Why would I do this? (I can promise 100% of you don’t care).
I’ve made it no secret that I have this complex, which I can only assume my fellow bloggers rightfully mock me about behind my sweaty and broken back. They’ve all asked for me to teach them photoshop — which I applaud. It’s the same as someone installing a handicapped entrance to your house when your relative gets in a horrific car crash and is confined to a wheelchair. I have a severe image-size disability.
And unfortunately there is no conclusion to this post. This isn’t any sort of meltdown, It’s not meant to be a passive aggressive swipe at the other bloggers, it’s mainly meant to allow people to realize that I have severe mental issues and a hang-up on web imaging.
Okay – this post is terrible. And I offer no apologies, but I will hopefully redeem it below:
Remember when people cared about Morrissey?
Here’s the Smiths remixed by Mark Ronson.
The Smiths – How Soon Is Now (Mark Ronson Remix)
Yay.
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That’s fine with me. Saves me time that I can waste elsewhere. Morrissey stays young by drinking the blood of virgins.
fuck morrissey!!!!
Why does this post have more comments than my Game post? Also – “I’m like the Trackmasters – the way i tone and poke you” is an example of a great Noreaga line that makes no sense. But who asked?
i just commented on your game post. it’s fucking genius!!
it took me 3 paragraphs to get the LAX / Lacrosse reference..
ps. like how I’m posting about your post in my post? lol.
great song, piece of shit remix
We actually prefer the Love Spit Love cover to this Ronson remix, what is he up to these days without his Winehouse? tis nicht geecht…
The Matt and Dan Show
http://www.myspace.com/themattanddanshow
whoa our first overseas commment. you guys broke the cherry.