Ladies and Bitches: Introducing Ricky Mortis (and his long-awaited Cage dis)
Posted on August 20, 2009 by Chris Faraone
We have a new personality here at JTTS, and his name is Ricky Mortis. You might know him from hosting Leedz shows in the Bean, or from holding down Karmaloop TV, or from getting hella unprompted shit from Cage at a recent show. He’ll have his own JTTS account soon, but I’m personally introducing him here.
Check the audio below – it’s Ricky’s response to Cage and the much-discussed situation that transpired at Harpers Ferry (plus the audio of Chris Palko talking mad shit about him). He also sent a written spiel – but I decided that this stands pretty damn well on its own (we’ll introduce his Zombie Death Squad project with Amadeus soon). Basically – Ricky echoes everything that all you Cage haters have been spewing for a minute, but he makes it funny. Have some coke and a smile, and enjoy the fuck out of this…
LISTEN: Ricky Mortis Mercks Cage
P.S.: And one more thing: Fuck Cage. I’m a huge fan (I even like his new shit), but dude is a serious asshole. I’ve distanced myself from this until now out of respect – and because I’ve enjoyed covering him through the years – but he was completely out of line here. Some people might not know this, but while Cage stopped doing drugs, he recently began drinking heavily for the first time ever, which explains why he behaves like a tenth grade alcoholic (not a rumor – he told me in an interview). Then again, I’ve known he was a dick since I wrote about dude in Spin and his only response to finally entering the lame indie rock realm he lusted so badly was to post a blog about the inaccuracies in my piece (which sucked because of the edit, by the way). Man that felt good.
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ahhahahhahahhahaaahahahaha
i love this shit!
fuck morisssey.. !!!
The funniest shit is , is that Cage has a fake midwest accent….its so pathetic…..
Funny thing is, Ricky and cuts his arms and cries himself to sleep listening to Cage/Morrissey/Atmosphere/Smiths super-playlists after each show he hosts. Isn’t it ironic… don’t you think?
What kills me is that the idiot was screaming at Ricky to “be himself,” while dude doesn’t even know who the fuck he wants to be anymore. M’eh. I’m sure we won’t hear from Ms. Palko until he jumps on the next indie-rock bandwagon. Fucking junkies.
lol hai Ricky
p.s. Ricky and I are the two biggest and lightest skinned Mexicans the world has ever seen.
lol! tru but i dont know how I act white. what dose he want me to do host the show in a home depot hat holding a bag of oranges on a lawnmower? fuckem, if he wants to act like a pussy i have to air him out like one, hes lucky i dont hit girls!
CAGE IS LIKE BE URSELF MAN LIKE HE HAS 2 TELL PEOPLE BE URSELF…..IVE BEEN MY SELF FOR ASLONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. WTF DUDES BURT….RICKY IS BY FAR THE BEST MEXICAN I NO. FUCKED GEORGRE LOPEZ AND CAGE.-OUT
Cage made out with El-p when they were playing a game of truth or dare. Fact.
LOL @ these niggaz screaming,fighting and crying like lil schoolyard girls..
Bought a Cage tape, opened it and dubbed over it..
Rickey sounds like the Mickey Mantle of faggots
lol thats the gratest thing ive ever herd! well done sir!
but next time u dis me spell my name rite, i mean its rite there in front of you, put sum effort into ur hate. next time i write it on your moms face ill tell her not to wash it off!
Jump The Turnstyle has taught us many things:
A) Cage is a complete piece of shit, who may have at one point been cool. Looks like he needs to take his own advice, be himself, and stop pretending its 1997 (when people gave a shit about him)
B) Cage’s boy…Yak Semen, or whatever he calls himself, is even worse than Cage. The only thing worse than bein a wannabe douchebag, is bein the fruitcake swingin off of that douchebag’s balls.
C) Ricky Mortis is the Mickey Mantle of faggots. Although those of us who know Ricky best all know that he is more like the Honus Wagner of faggots.
D) Hey Abdul Haziz….DIRKA DIRKA! (thats hebrew for fuck your mama)
I dont know whose a bigger poser I’ve seen at these shows. That clown Jon regul or cage. hahahaha
Both have been punked numerous times
hey come’on, im at least the wade boggs of faggots!
atleast you embrace your faggotry RICKY
rainbow pride !!!!!!
I like how ‘Ricky Mortis’ is instructing people how to spell when he uses ‘words’ such as ‘u’, ‘ur’, ‘dis’, ‘rite’, and ‘ill’ in his rebuttal.
I believe its you, your, diss, right, and i’ll.
But at the same time, he is the Wade Boggs of faggots. Keep up the good work.
Ricky doesn’t know how to not be himself. Cage is an airhead with a flow like a fifty year old water-head.
This is hilarious. Really. Let me get this straight. This little cunt was telling shitty jokes that none of the crowd was liking, got his ass beat by Cage, had one of his people record Cage talking about it, then came online to say what exactly? You didn’t do shit in person, so now you’re playing internet games. No wonder you tell “jokes” for a living. Cage handed you your ass and now you’re crying about it. You’ll always be an unknown, sorry guy.
really, come on man. were u even there or read the blog or did you just hear me say Fuck Cage and get all diffencive cus here you are in the tightest pants you find crying yourself to sleep listening to shoot frank and remembering how your bad whould get a little to huggie when he was drunk. im sure cage would love nothing more then to hand me my ass cus it seems anything these days theat gets him near a mans ass boost sales for the gay indie market. but facts are facts. he couldent if he trid ass he can do apparently is push like the kid who cant hack it in dodgeball! but still feel free to hate on me all you want cus its people like you who cant keep my name out there mouth (when its not filled with cock) that make me more and more famous! soon enough thanks to walled eyed pansys who only have balls on a keybored in ur moms house, the illest 4 letter word will be Rick! sleep well faggot!
Rinse & Repeat: Cage is that you?
Yo Rinse & repeat, throw Cages fag nuts in ya mouth. Then Proceed to rinse them off and repeat till you feel you’ve sucked his dick enough to ask for a collab on whatever weak, wak, cry baby bullshit your peddling to homos and 11teen yr olds! People like you are the reason Hip Hop sucks now. Sensitive thug’s need drug’s not hugs. GO FUCK YOURSELF PUSSY! Ricky keep putting these bitches in they place maing!
oh and P.S- dog, Ricky out ways cage by like 100lb’s and is built like a brick shit house….no way in hell could cage even dent this kid let alone hand him his ass!so if your guna lie least make it believable pussy!
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MAD LOVE TO MORTIS ON THIS SHIT. Hahahahahahhahaha, cage is a fucking used up ladyboy with AIDS getting his third round of gangrapes by the entire universe of hip hop. This coward is a sellout and being emotional aint got shit to do with shit. Fucking Pac was emotional, thats not what were saying. Were saying that you dress like a fucking girl going through puberty, cage, and that your new music won’t be heard outside of fucking middle schools in fucking small towns, exactly WHERE HIP HOP IS NOT HEARD YOU FUNNY FAGGOT. Cage, you used to be dope at one point for a hot second, but kid, everything that you’ve done since that weak ass fucking guest-listed up last LP whatever the name was, has been a fucking blood stain on the face of hip hop and made you look like the most ridiculous, self-absorbed, cock-sucking-for-approval, type of bitchmade faggot that everyone can see for miles and miles. wtf happened dude? seriously did u pay for some therapy that actually worked and this is the real you? TALKING ABOUT BE YOURSELF? FAGBOY, YOU HAD A FUCKING ALTERNATE IDENTITY? YOU ARE SUUUUUUCH A PUNKBITCH I CANT WAIT TIL U COME TO LA I PLAN ON FUCKING PUTTING A FUCKING PISTOL IN YOUR MOUTH YOU SELLOUT COCKSUCKER PUSSY. I got one thing left to say, and thats FUCK YOU RICKY FOR NOT MASHING THIS DUDE AND LETTING THE FEMALES IN THE CROWD ANALLY ASSAULT THIS PIECE OF NOTHING. one peace to ricky mortis, peace to necro, peace to the motherfucking music we love: HIP HOP
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mortis is lame. leedz probably paid him with a plus 1 at the door. i know leedz was loving the show as he counted his money from letting an extra hundred people in pass capacity.
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