Cheplin
Posted on February 9, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Arts, WTF | Leave a Comment
Che-Z
Posted on February 8, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 1 Comment
JTTS Multiple Choice
Posted on February 2, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 7 Comments
If you think JTTS is the worst hip-hop blog on line, you should:
A) Put the site on Google alert so you can see everything they post as soon as it goes up
B) Write grammatically poor hate mail and comments during your break from mopping the jerkoff stalls at Adult World
C) Both A and B
D) Get [...]
JTTS Philosophy: On Lifetime Films And Such
Posted on January 31, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 3 Comments
So I’m watching this four-hour Lifetime movie called Maneater (not about cannibalism), and I noticed that all the characters are essentially the same breed of twats who polluted the HBO schedule for half-a-decade. They didn’t speak in perpetual puns, but were otherwise self-important illiterate dingbats.
This isn’t a post about how Sex and the City was [...]
Slam Dunk’n Hoes
Posted on January 27, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 3 Comments
Today was a good day…because I got put on to this remarkable hip-hop artifact
And to the 20 Worst Hip-Hop Album Covers of All-Time
I mean – I’ve seen the regular Top Dog joint before, but never the “Limited Edition.” Hard to imagine just how limited that edition is.
Great Hova Satire From The Onion
Posted on January 27, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Hip Hop, WTF | 5 Comments
ORLANDO, FL—Though known for his personal homages to New York City in songs such as “Brooklyn’s Finest” and “Empire State of Mind,” hip-hop icon Jay-Z announced Monday that, upon closer reflection, he actually prefers the Greater Orlando area to the Big Apple. “New York is gritty and real and helped shape both my music and [...]
Coming Soon…
Posted on January 26, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Consumerism, WTF | 1 Comment
The first smash on the lowly Glenn Beck.
Dropping this spring.
Written by the homey Alex Zaitchik.
Half of the book chronicles his coke-fueled years as a Top 40 deejay, his early talk radio success in Tampa, and his rapid rise to multimedia super-stardom.
The second half of the book analyzes his worldview, his tactics, and the shifting media [...]
Hip-Hop Not-So-Quotables
Posted on January 25, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 14 Comments
You would think that someone who regularly calls me the worst writer on the planet would relish in an opportunity to flash his own skills. But in his cornball attempt to spark a cowardly blog rap beef with me and Dubb Sicks, JTTS nemesis/fan boy Wite dropped this steaming hot mound of trash:
dubb sicks
just a [...]
Hot Girls Who Love Weed
Posted on January 18, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 1 Comment
MORE HERE
THEY’RE NOT ALL CUTE, BUT IT’S A GOOD START
Back On The Scientology Beat
Posted on January 14, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 1 Comment
Last year I wrote this big feature about the group Anonymous that protests Scientology. For those who don’t know, Scientology is a religion against which JTTS does not have nearly enough money to defend itself in a lawsuit. But that doesn’t mean we can’t help relay the accounts of others. This excerpt below is from [...]
Just Saw Some Shit That Fucked Up My Day
Posted on January 11, 2010 by Martín Caballero - Filed Under Movies/Cinema, WTF | 4 Comments
Huff Post Hilarity
Posted on January 11, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | Leave a Comment
Not Sure If You Guys Read Huff Post
But This Is A Hilarious Spoof
Courtesy of Comedy.com
HERE FOR A BIGGER VERSION
Did You Really Think Reality Show Exploitation of Dumb Italian People Would Stop with Jersey Shore?
Posted on January 8, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under WTF | 6 Comments
Of course a dego onslaught looms. And every one of us who has watched the same three Jersey Shore episodes two-dozen times is partially responsible.
Since eating is the only activity that Italian men like more than assaulting dangerously tan women, trainers from The Biggest Loser are doing a spaghetti spin-off. Here’s the casting call:
Do you [...]
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