Getting my Chris Faraone on Hard (Pause).
Posted on September 1, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Boston Hip-Hop, Sleezy Of The Week | 4 Comments
Ok.. this got published in the Boston Phoenix this week. Excuse me while I do a quick Chris Faraone impression:
I know so many of you were dying to hear my opinions on college students. My inbox is filled every day with people clamoring to get MY take on college lifestyle. Do yourself a fucking favor [...]
anonymous girl of the moment..
Posted on August 27, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 4 Comments
this one.
Yeah.. Looking for this on eBay. Hollar.
Posted on August 10, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 4 Comments
Arm Legga Legga.
Sleezy Trees Upgrade To Any Chris Faraone Blog Poast
Posted on April 26, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week, Video | 5 Comments
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Does Faraone’s beard and brand of humor leave you unsatisfied?
Do the words he writes come together in your brain like vinegar and baking soda?
Does it make your blood seethe with emotional rage that he turns down more hot bitches in a week than most of us score in year..?
Did you know that Faraone [...]
this is how you blog..
Posted on February 1, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week, Uncategorized | 12 Comments
I took a break from this blog shit. I still don’t know if I have anything in me worth blogging about for a while. Although I will say this – I encourage all of my fellow bloggers to (Marty + Faraone at this point) to stop blogging about rap music for a while and post [...]
Sleezy Of The Week: God Amongst Men
Posted on December 2, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 8 Comments
Ignore that pan-faced Korean bitch on the left.. Look at the dude in the middle. See what he looks like? Drink in that image my fellow sullen, crest-fallen, internet brethren. What you are looking at is the luckiest son of a bitch that you’ve ever seen on the internet.
Why?
Look at the two girls next to him. Two [...]
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Posted on November 20, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 3 Comments
Sleezy Of The Week: OKAY. OKAY KANYE. ALRIGHT. I SEE YOU.
Posted on August 20, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 6 Comments
Not Safe For Work Your Life
Sleezy Of The Week: Chick I’m Not Mad @ Anymore = Lady GaGa
Posted on May 4, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 5 Comments
Ok. Lady GaGa and Wale are in my town today shooting a new music video. I think @TexasMike is there twittering the whole thing. I had no idea this slut was such a freak, but .. HEY! Now her music matters to me.
Sleezy Of The Week: E-Stalking Karmaloop Models (Part 1 of a 10 Part Series)
Posted on March 10, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Photos, Sleezy Of The Week | 26 Comments
Can you believe this girl drank from the same reservoirs of tap water that all the rest of you mutants sip from who live in Marlborough Massachusetts? She breathes the same air that has forced so many New England women to look like full grown versions of Billy Redden with hair. Shit, Brother Ali [...]
How’s The Weather In Beantown Fgts?.. I’m forced to stay 2 more days in the MIA.
Posted on March 2, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 1 Comment
Your tax dollars at work America. Thanks for the memories.
Can I Even Enjoy A Fucking Breakfast Without Some Happy Go Lucky Bullshit Shoved Down My Throat?
Posted on February 5, 2009 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 2 Comments
When you don’t have a job and you’re a hip hop head priorities have a weird way of arranging themselves on your table of self-need. For me, eating a healthy, yet unassuming breakfast is a pretty important part of my survival. Falling just above showering & hygine and right below buying Black Bart Simpson T-Shirts.
So [...]
Sleezy Of The Week 009: My Tribute To Wasted Pushups
Posted on November 6, 2008 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week | 8 Comments
More often than not, many of the greatest contributions to human society displayed on the internet are overlooked. Pioneers of human ingenuity, many of our fellow Americans work toward that white hot spotlight by putting their bodies through a torturous array of self-mockery and deprecation so severe in blatant disregard for common sense that a trained psychiatric eye could potentially broker a [...]
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