this blog needs moar of this.
Posted on February 5, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Uncategorized | 3 Comments
jersey shore. i can’t get enough. i know it’s a few weeks old / everyone’s talking about it.. but i’m still obsessed. i think i’m in love with snooki. not just that innocent playground love, like.. i’m willing to throw it all away. my career, my family, my reputation.. just for a chance to make [...]
this is how you blog..
Posted on February 1, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Sleezy Of The Week, Uncategorized | 12 Comments
I took a break from this blog shit. I still don’t know if I have anything in me worth blogging about for a while. Although I will say this – I encourage all of my fellow bloggers to (Marty + Faraone at this point) to stop blogging about rap music for a while and post [...]
We Bringin ‘Um + BRINGIN UM!!! Fresh Produce This Weekend w/ none other than.. MAYER FUCKING HAWTHORNE.
Posted on January 26, 2010 by DJ Knife - Filed Under Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Don’t hassle the Hawth.
knife
tommee
$0
see you there.
fuck u i never left.
Posted on January 22, 2010 by Sleezy Trees - Filed Under Uncategorized | 4 Comments
i would totally fuck the shit out of octomom.
Hey Massholes: You might be living in a red state if…
Posted on January 21, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
31 signs that Scott Brown’s victory is changing the face of the commonwealth for the worse.
You might be living in a Red State if…
1. Martha’s Vineyard is re-named Scott’s Vineyard.
2. Deval Patrick shows up to work on a snowmobile.
3. Fenway Park hosts first annual Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association Winter Classic.
4. Anti-immigration groups successfully lobby [...]
Vote In Mass This Tuesday
Posted on January 18, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Uncategorized | 11 Comments
Trust me – the last thing I want to be doing right now is groveling at the feet of Massholes for votes in tomorrow’s special election. But it seems that the Democratic establishment has once again blown it – or at least may be about to – so here I am.
For those of you who [...]
Kosha Dillz Tours for Haiti
Posted on January 17, 2010 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Hip-hop humanitarian Kosha Dillz informs JTTS that he’ll be donating approximately $10,000 from his upcoming tour to relief efforts in Haiti. That’s fairly significant – even for a road dog like him – but he’ll be out there with some pretty serious cats, so I suppose anything is possible.
Those of you who like to sit [...]
R.I.P. T.E.D.D.Y. (1950-2010)
Posted on January 14, 2010 by Martín Caballero - Filed Under Uncategorized, Video | 1 Comment
Pre-emptive apologies to ON&ON (I won’t change my Facebook status).
The UFC Comes To Massachusetts
Posted on December 18, 2009 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Uncategorized | 1 Comment
This past Saturday, Dover-raised gladiator Kenny Florian beat the pretty out of long-haired Chicago carpenter-turned-ass kicker Clay Guida. After motoring Guida with a torrent of explosive cracks, Florian dented his opponent with an elbow to the temple, triggering a steady flow of DNA to spray those fortunate enough to land expensive seats. For the win, [...]
JTTS Presents: Great Moments From a Shitty Decade- Three 6 Mafia Win An Oscar
Posted on December 17, 2009 by Martín Caballero - Filed Under Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
JTTS Presents: Great Moments From A Shitty Decade- GTA III
Posted on December 16, 2009 by Martín Caballero - Filed Under Consumerism, Uncategorized, Video | 2 Comments
This game came out right around the time video games were getting too complicated for me. The more complex and innovative the game became, the more time they required to get the most out of. I like games that can serve as brief time killers (Pac Man) or cooperative fun (Streets of Rage) when there [...]
Do Not See This Movie!!!
Posted on December 15, 2009 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Uncategorized | 3 Comments
The Slammin’ Salmon
Here’s how the shit version of Waiting likely came to be: the Broken Lizard boys thought the concept of a boxing-champ-turned-Miami-restaurateur was funny, and they wrote and shot a major motion picture without bothering to design a plot. The result is the year’s least-funny film — even Jim Gaffigan can’t pry a laugh [...]
If You Live In Massachusetts…
Posted on December 8, 2009 by Chris Faraone - Filed Under Uncategorized | 2 Comments
…THEN VOTE IN THE SPECIAL US SENATE PRIMARY TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
I like Khazei (rhymes with crazy), but the choice is yours…
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