I’m Doing Fucking Terrible In My Weekly Football Pool That I Am In W/ Big Dan

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You may have remembered that last year I won a shit load of money and basically was fighting for first place until the very end…

This year is a totally different story. 2nd to last. No key picks correct…

The spread has been fucking me heavy. All of my analysis has proven wrong.

Some guy Black Walrus aka Julius is in first place. He’s Big Dan’s best friend and you should see the homo-erotic ways he gushes over his winnings in the weekly email.

Also no man should every claim another man is his “best friend”. Best friends are things women have.

Thank you, I’ll go back to being a fucking total loser now.

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^^^ BIG DAN ^^^

 

5 Responses to “I’m Doing Fucking Terrible In My Weekly Football Pool That I Am In W/ Big Dan”

  1. tommee Says:

    …and I bet you took the Giants both weeks. Loser..

  2. DJ ON&ON Says:

    Is Dave Mathews your quarterback?

  3. tommee Says:

    ^^^response requested

  4. Trees Says:

    I took NYG first two weeks – yes.

  5. tommee Says:

    and.. Dave Matthews?

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