Government Lockdown Looms: Armageddon Outta Here

Monday, September 30th, 2013

The U.S. Military is training thousands of Russian soldiers on our soil.

Our military has stockpiled an unprecedented amount of artillery and weaponry.

Thousands of Humvees have been purchased and are being shuffled around military bases around the country.

The areas of Maryland, Delaware, and Virginia are scheduled to undergo military “Emergency Response” to a “Climate Action” in the next few weeks.

Our government is shutting down as stocks plummet.

This is it.

Marshall Law. Revolution. Riots. Emergency rations.

Shit will hit the fan in November.

Think it’s a joke?

Laugh Now, Die Later.

See you in hell, mufuckas.


Fresh Produce w/ Cipha Sounds Tonight at Good Life

Saturday, September 28th, 2013

Trying to compete with the size of On&Ons flier:

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Flying Lotus Takes Over GTA V Airwaves

Thursday, September 26th, 2013

Grand Theft Auto V is already getting that Avatar money. Last week when the game dropped, it instantly made a sonic book on pop culture, from Shaolin to Singapore. It broke the $1 billion mark after just three days. Clearly, James Cameron is in the wrong business.

Beyond the gameplay and magnetic sleaz of the series, the soundtrack has always been as important as the story. From coked out New Wave in Vice City to gritty boom-bap in Liberty City, the tunes match the mood of the environment. GTA5 is set in a world that resembles Los Angeles, but isn’t exactly LA—there’s parts of Vegas, SoCal and NorCal. The Flying Lotus station—FlyLo FM—is as eclectic as the space between the desert and the mountains, the whores and Cripped up Capos.

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JTTS Visuals: New Videos from Chief Keef, Danny Brown, Yung Lean, RiFF RaFF, Dizzy Wright, Talib Kweli, Gucci Mane

Thursday, September 26th, 2013

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We Need To Save DMX – Dr. Phil Is Not Going To Do It…

Thursday, September 26th, 2013

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Dr. Phil tries an intervention with X…

DMX owes 1.3 million in child support..

admits he still smokes and drinks…

says he once made $13m per year…


Reflections: Ebony Eyes

Thursday, September 26th, 2013

10 wine-fueled, late-night thoughts after 10 views:

1. Yo Rick………………………………………………….have a good flight.

2. Smokey Robinson making that spear.

3. The Indiana Jones of Post-Blaxpotation or the most epic video ever made?

4. Ahead of their time cutaways for a music video.

5. Smokey Robinson shaving on that rock.

6. Rick James throwing that single island branch.

7. Parrot.

8. Treasure chest with 2 white tuxedos washing ashore “moments” b4 girls arrive.

9. Stranded in Cape Cod.

10. Amazing.


LOL

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

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I hope I NEVER have kids.


JTTS.com’s DMX Fundraiser – Planning Meeting Scheduled For October 13th In Boston

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

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Like many of you, I was extremely disheartened by the news that one of my longstanding heroes, DMX is down to approximately $50 in cash. He is stating under perjury of law (and we all know how much DMX hates jail) that he has nothing left – all his assets are tied to other liens.

See the following article from the WSJ:

In a real-life situation that sounds more like a tired old country song than the latest hip-hop single, rapper DMX has $50 in his pockets and nothing in the bank.

New court filings in the bankruptcy case of Earl Simmons, aka DMX, show the rapper has little to report in the way of assets as well as expenses that exceed his monthly income.

One of the top-selling hip-hop artists ever, DMX now says he’s down to $50 cash on hand. Not only does he report, under penalty of perjury, that he has zero dollars in the bank, but he also denies having any personal property of value—no electronic equipment, no jewelry, no clothes and no cars.

Besides the $50 cash, DMX says the rest of the $1.4 million in assets to his name are tied to pending litigation and other claims.

The rapper’s debts include more than $1 million in unpaid domestic-support obligations that, as Bankruptcy Beat readers will recall, precipitated his Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing in July, as well as more than $453,000 owed on a mortgage to a property in Mount Kisco, N.Y. His unsecured creditors are owed another $479,000.

As for his monthly budget, DMX is spending more than he’s earning. Court papers show the rapper’s estimated monthly income is $5,000, but monthly expenses are $5,221 (including $1,000 on clothing and $500 on laundry and dry cleaning).

DMX’s bankruptcy attorney couldn’t immediately be reached Thursday afternoon to comment.

The White Plains, N.Y., bankruptcy court has scheduled an Oct. 8 case conference for DMX’s bankruptcy, but the rest of us can catch him on an upcoming appearance on “Dr. Phil.”

Sure – several of my close relatives have passed away from some heart wrenching diseases recently – but I’m thinking we need to raise some money for X… I mean – he has given us so much. This is a cause I can really believe in!

I want to save him from financial ruin for many reasons – but mainly for the safety of all of our plates. He warned us what happens if he isn’t properly fed and his ribs start touching… Do you want him to fuck around and bite us? I don’t think so.

Speaking of ribs that touch – look at me all healthy eating ribs too.. I’m well fed and nourished, ready to take on the whole empire by myself:

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We’ve really all been eating long enough – it’s time to stop being greedy. We need to keep it real, and give to the needy! X we’re gon give it you!

I’m making a special trip to Boston on October 13th to plan a DMX Fundraiser at the GoodLife.


Back Like Cooked Crack…

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

What a difference a week makes.

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Beat out 72 other losers to claim this week’s crown on sports betting.

Ashy to classy.

Started from the bottom … blah blah blah.

Anyway – I smell a new era of $$$ rolling in. Just cleared $225



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Unfortunately I was also present at Bank of America stadium as the Panthers soundly decimated the hapless G-Unit.

A dark day I wish to never relive.

 


If You Killed A Man And Nobody Knew, Would You Turn Yourself In? G-Dep Did.

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

This is one of the most fascinating stories in the rap stratosphere.
In Hip Hop culture, snitching is a no-no. G-Dep turned that rule on its head when he snitched…on himself???
Nightline covers this story as G-Dep explains why he admitted to shooting a man during a robbery that took place 17 years ago.
Dep claims his conscience was eating at him over the years, and going to the bing was a relief.
I can’t pretend to know what it’s like to kill a man, but yo…If I got kids, freedom, and Dominican’s out here to pork? No fuckin way I’m snitchin on myself.
Do you salute G-Dep for his exemplary moral compass, or does he get the gas face for dummy move of the decade?

Shit went hard.


Wu Tang Wednesday Cancelled Due To DMX Showing His Ass On National Yt TV

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

Earl and Phil team up for Must Watch TV this Wednesday as DMX enters the homes of millions of Midwestern housewives’ living rooms.
Child support, crack addiction, infidelity, and rap – moderated by Dr. fucking Phil…enough to make any self respecting black man cringe.


NCIS Los Angeles aka LL Cool J busting down doors guns drawn in monochromatic form-fitting shirts

Monday, September 23rd, 2013

This is a great show about rapper-turned-actor LL Cool J busting down doors, guns drawn, in monochromatic form fitting shirts. Each week you can expect a variety of colored shirts and breakaway doors in a variety of crime related story plots

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FUCK DAVE CHAPPELLE

Tuesday, September 17th, 2013

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@Blacastan co-signed…

…Now it’s a movement.

#FuckDaveChapelle
#Hartford #CT #4LIFE