RIP Paul Pierce
Statistically, aside from Bill Russell, the greatest Celtic to hit the Irish parquet.
Wish he could have retired a Celtic, but in this day and age, binnez comes first, and Daniel Ainge did what he had to do.
DJ Knife, you following all this?
Salute to Paul and his awkward ass facial hair.
Fuck you to the chick I was dating that attended one of his notorious pool parties in Wellesley that sucked Gerald Green’s dick and admitted it to me while sobbing on her period. She dropped devastating news on me, while robbing me of the opportunity to administer revenge/hate sex on her. Chicks seem to have this crazy hang up of porking while depressed and gushing blood. I couldn’t watch a Celtics game for 2 months.
I imagine Bob Cousy will give a similar speech when they raise that trey quatro into the rafters.