Crazy Chick From DJ ON&ON 1st Annual July 4th Barbecue Bash Arrested On Kidnapping Charges

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

So the bbq is in full swing,  I’m in front of my house looking out for my boy to swing by, and this girl walks up to me and says how good the music sounds, and what a nice little party it seems like. We have all this food and alcohol, so I figure I’ll invite her for a drink. She seemed nice enough.

As I’m walking her over to meet everyone in the back, she stops, and yells, “Is that Shizz?” 
Shizz is my mans schizophrenic/alcoholic cousin who sells bootleg dvds. He’s typically a problem in the real world, but he always behaves when we’re doing a function…Except the one time I did a club and he started doing push ups in the middle of the dance floor….

But anyways, I KNOW if ole girl knows Shizz, she must be crazy. 

Shizz happens to be standing next to some redhead white girl that was dragged there by her hipster boyfriend.
Crazy girl tightens up, and at the top of her lungs yells, “I knew that nigga liked white girls!”

She makes a b line for the liquor table, and I go holla at Shizz. I ask him if and how he knows her.

“Oh, that bitch is crazy. I seen her on Columbia Road at a bus stop, and she pulled down her drawers and pissed on the ground in front of everyone…screaming fuck the world and shit.”

Great. I just invited her into my back yard.

So I spread the word, but it’s all good. Everyone kills her with kindness, and she has a good time. When I announce it’s time to leave, she methodically takes off her sneakers, and jumps fully clothed in the pool.

Today, I watch the evening news, and there she is. Crazy girl from the bbq.

From the Boston Transit Police website:

Transit Police officers from Area 2 received a radio call to respond to Massachusetts Avenue and Pearl Street in Cambridge for an unknown disturbance onboard an MBTA bus. Upon arrival officers located several witnesses on scene who stated the following sequence of events: a minor child (5 years of age) while waiting at the bus stop for the Route 47 along with several of his family members was approached by an unknown female who attempted to engage the child into conversation. The mother of the child was uncomfortable in the manner and general demeanor of the unknown female and walked her child away from the woman. The unknown female was persistent and again approached the child in an attempt to speak with him. Other family members intervened and requested the woman leave the child alone. This angered the woman as she began to yell at the family members. Shortly thereafter the Route 47 bus arrived and the minor child and his family boarded the bus. The woman also entered the bus and continued her attention directed at the child. Family members were demanding the woman leave the child alone, however the woman physically grabbed hold of the child by his waist(child was seated ). At this time a family member intervened and an altercation ensued. The unknown female then fled the bus.

Subsequent to an investigation by Transit Police detectives the woman has been identified as Danyelle Abrams, 36 of Boston. TPD Detectives have secured an arrest warrant issued by Cambridge District Court for Attempted Kidnapping and Assault & Battery (2 counts). Abrams is currently in custody on an unrelated arrest for Malicious Destruction of Property after Transit Police were called to Dudley MBTA station on July 30th, 2013. In that incident witnesses state Abrams shattered the glass of the Bus’ door while it was stopped at the corner of Massachusetts Avenue and Washington Street. Her reason for doing so is not clear.


JTTS Five Mikes Series: The Day Sleezy Trees Met GZA And He Told Him A Disturbing Story About One Of The Dudes From Killarmy

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

This is Vintage JTTS poastings from our history. Hand selected and deemed legendary status by the JTTS staff. These legendary moments in internet history are truly the fabric of what defines JTTS.

This story was told to JTTS in the early days of the blog – 2008 by Sleezy Trees. I believe the events transpired almost 7 years ago.. but the story remains legendary and deserves to be told in 2013. Enjoy.

Original Poast Date – July 2008

So two years ago the GZA came thru UGHH while he was promoting the Muggs vs. GZA album. They had the whole crew there, DJ MuggsDJ KhalilChace Infinite, Dreddy Kruger, and of course GZA himself. These dudes were on the GZA / Muggs tour at the time and looking for promo spots. Now, GZA was inconspicuously quiet the entire time. I don’t know if he was exhausted, but he was literally one of the most lifeless artists I had ever met until that point. It wasn’t like he was unhappy to be there, he just seemed like he didn’t give a shit about anything. While all of the other artists were laughing, telling stories, complaining about various bullshit, and generally having a decent time – the GZA just sat on a couch and kept quietly to himself.

There was one particular moment when Chace Infinite (of Self Scientific) was talking about how someone from some nameless west coast hip hop group he was previously on tour with got caught jacking off to a stash of porn he smuggled aboard the tour bus. This is when GZA miraculously came to life. “You think that’s crazy..”, he said loudly, “Let me tell you about the last time I was on tour with Killarmy“. The room fell completely silent to listen to the GZA speak, Chace especially seemed intrigued, even though his story was cut off by the GZA.

“I was on a tour with Killarmy in the mid 90?s.. and something similar happened. We had accidentally dropped someone’s suitcase – one of the dudes that was in Killarmy, and it broke open as someone was moving it. I heard all this yelling, I’m like what the fuck was that? I turned around and saw the upper torso of some blow up doll or mannequin or some shit fall out of the dudes suitcase” The room fell out laughing and GZA continued, “I was like; tell me this n*gga didn’t bring half a blow up doll on tour with him. Those fucking Killarmy n*ggas.”

The GZA is a seemingly intelligent dude — they nicknamed him the Genius for chrissakes, but this particular day he seemed to be incredibly lethargic and kind of slow-off-the-line. We had asked him to do a series of drops for us – all of which he massacred horribly. He could not for the love of god say DJ Food Stamp – he literally had like 4 takes. “Hey this is the GZA, right now you’re cooling with my man FOOT STAMP.. uh.. DJ Foot… Yo this is the GZA with Foot Stamp. Uh.. Yo, This is the GZA with DJ FOODSTAMP, there we go..”. LOL! And see what happened when we tried to get a drop from him for DJ ON&ON.

The Masters – GZA Voice Drop <– AMAZING.

Anyway, Wu-Tang Wednesday wouldn’t be complete without some semi-decent Wu gems. Enjoy a classic track from GZA, Jus Allah, & Boston’s Bomshot. Also, I think the first time Bomshot met the GZA was at this in-store, several months after this track was released. Hip Hop.

Bomshot & Jus Allah feat. GZA – Universal Allah

Bomshot & Jus Allah feat. GZA & Snacky Chan – Vengeance


JTTS Five Mikes Series: “Sup”

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

In our ongoing series highlighting highlights from the misadventures of the JTTS blog. This is an ongoing series and we are showcasing things that were highlights and vintage and from the last 5 years and highlights from like 5 years or so. Enjoy!

On this day in 2008:

Vintage 5 year old JTTS pimp shit.

O.G. Post Date – July 2008


Action Bronson Really Is The Greatest. Live Performance From An Old Folks Home

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013

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Simply excellent.


CZARFACE x Hazmat Rap [Video]

Wednesday, July 31st, 2013


Help Me Work A Gay Crowd

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

 

Fuck.

So I’m slated to host some sort of swanky benefit in August…the twist  is, it’s an LGBT  Fundraiser.

 I envision stuffy big pocket donors at each table asking why the host keeps saying “Pause” after every sentence and giggles. 

 I accepted the gig.

I need to come up with some crowd friendly monologue that won’t offend people but will resonate with the gays. I believe in supporting LGBT equal rights, and want to add whatever magic I can on the crowd that night. Pause.

Please don’t submit any juvenile suggestions like:

1.) What’s the matter, you can take a dick but you can’t take a joke?

2.) Good evening, ladies and lesbians…

3.) Sorry if you don’t get some of my jokes, this is the first gay crowd I’ve performed in front of since my gig last year at the Newton Boy Scout Pack Leader Convention.

4.) Any of you fags smoke weed?

5.) I immediately accepted this gig cuz I thought LGBT stands for Lou Gosset Breakfast Truck…I came for the sausages….and boy, did I get em!

6.) …And don’t get me started with anal beads!

7.) If my 5 year old son watches gay kiddy porn…is it technically alright since he’s also their age? I mean, from a legal standpoint…a kid watching other kids suck cock isn’t legally wrong, right? I mean…I meant that as more of a kiddie porn joke, not a gay thing related to kiddie porn…I mean…let’s all just forget I said that. Let’s start over.

8.) All the ladies in the house, make some noise if you love softball.

9.) Kids these days complain about growing up gay…try growing up in Boston as a Black Jew.

10.) JKFGT to the stage…JKFGT…to the stage…

Like I said – I want this to be a classy act.  Help me out, my ninjas.


So What If I Am Two Weeks Late On Poasting This Weeknd Shit..

Tuesday, July 30th, 2013

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Copping tickets for the fall tour.

The Weeknd “The Fall Hour” Tour:
09-06-07 Vancouver, British Columbia – Orpheum Theatre
09-10 Seattle, WA – Paramount Theater
09-13 Berkeley, CA – The Greek Theatre Berkeley
09-14 Santa Barbara, CA – Santa Barbara Bowl
09-16-17 Los Angeles, CA – The Greek Theatre
09-20 Broomfield, CO – 1st Bank Center
09-22 Grand Prairie, TX – Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie
09-23 Cedar Park, TX – Cedar Park Center
09-24 Houston, TX – Bayou Music Center
09-26 Tampa, FL – David A. Straz, Jr. Center for the Performing Arts
09-27 Orlando, FL – Hard Rock Live
09-28 Miami, FL – James L. Knight Center
09-30 Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre
10-01 Charlotte, NC – Ovens Auditorium
10-02 Durham, NC – Durham Performing Arts Center
10-04 Camden, NJ – Susquehanna Bank Center
10-05 Washington, DC – DAR Constitution Hall
10-07-08 New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
10-11 Boston, MA – Orpheum Theatre
10-13-14 Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
10-15 Detroit, MI – Fox Theatre
10-17-20 – Toronto, Ontario – Massey Hall
11-21 Birmingham, England – National Indoor Arena
11-22 Manchester, England – 02 Apollo Manchester
11-24 Manchester, England – 02 Apollo Manchester
11-25 London, England – The 02 Arena


Action Bronson Helms Food Truck, Cooks Up New Heat

Monday, July 29th, 2013

Bronsolini is a renaissance man. Over the weekend, he took a break from slaying mics and whipped up lamb burgers (among other things) at a food truck in Bushwick. Since it was an Action Bronson food truck, rapping was also on the menu—after the tiramisu.

He’s a master of the culinary arts and a wellspring of wrestling knowledge. He’s also a connoisseur of the beach lifestyle. Early in his career, he sampled the theme song of Kenny Powers—a known water sports enthusiast—on “East Bound and Down.” Then, there was “Morey Boogie Boards back in March. Now, he’s back again with another Harry Fraud produced summer jam.

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DJ ON&ON = SOBER?

Monday, July 29th, 2013

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SAY IT AIN’T SO…?!


Durag Dynasty x Prodigy x Fish Meat [Video]

Monday, July 29th, 2013

Introduced you to this jawn months ago… here go the visuals. Fish Meat.

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JTTS 2.0 – THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES

Monday, July 29th, 2013

JTTS_Rebirth

As the dust settles on my historic announcement to rein in the crumbling monolith of bloggg gold that was once the BMA nominated, highly cited, Boston hip hop stalwart that is JumpTheTurnstyle.com – there has been much discussion internally if this is a good move for the blog.

Since I am a man of the peoples I have turned to Twitter for the reactions from the hip hop community to prove that this was in fact a good decision. I think the following tweets speak for themselves:

Swag Toof knows that we will soon be charging per interview with the increased blog traffic. They are smart businessmen:

James Von Dant is now trying to fuck with us. JTTS CEO status making waves in the Von Dant household.  

DJ ON&ON is hard at work campaigning for the new blog direction.

B Dolan even lends his support…

Sam Adams still trying to sue us because we ethered (jump started) his career…

MC Sole is a stand up guy.

 

 


THROWBACK TREES #TBT

Monday, July 29th, 2013

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I remember when I had CNN on my college radio show @ CCSU. They were the equivalent to Gucci Mane back then. I was more into the underground shit. Jedi Mind Tricks, Dilated Peoples, Jurassic 5, Company Flow, Rawkus etc. (Peep the TableTurns T-Shirt) CNN was a joke to me. I comically pretended to be overjoyed at their arrival

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Young Howard Stern – also at my radio show. I had bitches on the air all the time doing stupid foul, and funny ass shit. If I could only find the old cassette tapes of the show – that would be blog gold.

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My first apartment. I was about 17 in this picture. My old roommate and I would smoke weed for hours on end.. I don’t remember being as fat as this photo makes me out to be. This was the crack spot (literally).


Jay-Z’s New Video for “Picasso Baby” to Premiere on HBO

Monday, July 29th, 2013

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This dude…