So the bbq is in full swing, I’m in front of my house looking out for my boy to swing by, and this girl walks up to me and says how good the music sounds, and what a nice little party it seems like. We have all this food and alcohol, so I figure I’ll invite her for a drink. She seemed nice enough.
As I’m walking her over to meet everyone in the back, she stops, and yells, “Is that Shizz?”
Shizz is my mans schizophrenic/alcoholic cousin who sells bootleg dvds. He’s typically a problem in the real world, but he always behaves when we’re doing a function…Except the one time I did a club and he started doing push ups in the middle of the dance floor….
But anyways, I KNOW if ole girl knows Shizz, she must be crazy.
Shizz happens to be standing next to some redhead white girl that was dragged there by her hipster boyfriend.
Crazy girl tightens up, and at the top of her lungs yells, “I knew that nigga liked white girls!”
She makes a b line for the liquor table, and I go holla at Shizz. I ask him if and how he knows her.
“Oh, that bitch is crazy. I seen her on Columbia Road at a bus stop, and she pulled down her drawers and pissed on the ground in front of everyone…screaming fuck the world and shit.”
Great. I just invited her into my back yard.
So I spread the word, but it’s all good. Everyone kills her with kindness, and she has a good time. When I announce it’s time to leave, she methodically takes off her sneakers, and jumps fully clothed in the pool.
Today, I watch the evening news, and there she is. Crazy girl from the bbq.
From the Boston Transit Police website:
Transit Police officers from Area 2 received a radio call to respond to Massachusetts Avenue and Pearl Street in Cambridge for an unknown disturbance onboard an MBTA bus. Upon arrival officers located several witnesses on scene who stated the following sequence of events: a minor child (5 years of age) while waiting at the bus stop for the Route 47 along with several of his family members was approached by an unknown female who attempted to engage the child into conversation. The mother of the child was uncomfortable in the manner and general demeanor of the unknown female and walked her child away from the woman. The unknown female was persistent and again approached the child in an attempt to speak with him. Other family members intervened and requested the woman leave the child alone. This angered the woman as she began to yell at the family members. Shortly thereafter the Route 47 bus arrived and the minor child and his family boarded the bus. The woman also entered the bus and continued her attention directed at the child. Family members were demanding the woman leave the child alone, however the woman physically grabbed hold of the child by his waist(child was seated ). At this time a family member intervened and an altercation ensued. The unknown female then fled the bus.
Subsequent to an investigation by Transit Police detectives the woman has been identified as Danyelle Abrams, 36 of Boston. TPD Detectives have secured an arrest warrant issued by Cambridge District Court for Attempted Kidnapping and Assault & Battery (2 counts). Abrams is currently in custody on an unrelated arrest for Malicious Destruction of Property after Transit Police were called to Dudley MBTA station on July 30th, 2013. In that incident witnesses state Abrams shattered the glass of the Bus’ door while it was stopped at the corner of Massachusetts Avenue and Washington Street. Her reason for doing so is not clear.