Doc Rivers Can’t Stand Rondo One More Effin Minute


Amidst revelations that Doc has an intense disliking for Rondo, and they almost came to fisticuffs in the locker room, Doc Rivers is pulling a Judas Allen and walking out on his 15 black children in order to bring his talents to the metro Los Angeles area.

Rondo is turning out to be quite the mufucka. Is his personality that toxic? Is there a coach that can handle his brilliant arrogance? Are the Celtics headed back to the doldrums of the Atlantic Division, a la Antoine Walker/Rick Pitino days…or will the Stormin Mormon, Danny Ainge, work out some yt man illuminatti evil plot of Boston greatness only he can procure?

Meanwhile, Doc has it all. Beautiful millionaire biracial kids, a blonde wife and German Shepherd – taking a page out of Hitler’s Mein Kampf…and a┬ámulti million dollar job in L.A.


Shit’s gonna be frustrating next year.

3 Responses to “Doc Rivers Can’t Stand Rondo One More Effin Minute”

  1. mr.murph Says:

    wtf are we gonna do with a 1st round pick in 2015?? we just lost the 2nd best coach in the NBA. rondo better be averaging a triple double next year. i had no idea about the german sheperds tho.

  2. savagesevere Says:

    love that pic at the top

  3. George Says:

    how much does that top pick look like Dana?

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