THEY BACK. 808s & Dark Grapes III COMING SOON.
Impending Rap Related Murder, Funny Afro, British Comedy, A German Wolfman, and Shayanna Jenkins. This Fucking Poast Delivers.Thursday, June 27th, 2013
Chief Keef’s manager apparently swindled these D.C. shottas/rappers out of 8 stacks for a feature….So they made a song about it, and showed the deposit statements to boot.
In other genres, this matter would be settled in court. This is rap music, so expect Chief Keef’s manager to be dead in a few weeks.
The Boston Celtics selected this fucking clown in the NBA Draft tonight.
Arguably the WTF Draft Picture of all time. He’s been traded to Atlanta, so I can laugh about it now.
Some British fgt trying to be funny.
This dude is convinced he’s half wolf.
Watch him in action. Shit’s trippy, mane.
Shayanna Jenkins: Aaron Hernandez’ girlfriend.
Fun fact: They were a couple in high school, where they met. (Bristol, Connecticut.)
Trees, please refrain from commenting about your experiences in Bristol, Connecticut . Nobody cares.
It’s the season of blockbusters, and the music hype machine is going ham right along with Hollywood. Last week, the hive mind of the interwebs lit up like the cherries of rooftop blunts—it seemed like everyone had a think piece worthy of the think tank on Yeezus. There was even a “critical roundtable.”
Never to be outdone, the Holy Hova offers a response, with smartphone money footing the bill.
This is my latest internet crush. Tianna Gregory.
Sure some of you might have been up on her for a minute. She is all over the hypebeast world of streetwear..
I found about her through Instagram… God bless Instagram. God bless Tiana Gregory.
She’s probably the hottest girl in the world right now… Ass / Titties / Face / Lips / Mouf / Eyes / Stems / Feet … FLAWLESS.
Here is her tumblr.
a few more pics after the jump
Amidst revelations that Doc has an intense disliking for Rondo, and they almost came to fisticuffs in the locker room, Doc Rivers is pulling a Judas Allen and walking out on his 15 black children in order to bring his talents to the metro Los Angeles area.
Rondo is turning out to be quite the mufucka. Is his personality that toxic? Is there a coach that can handle his brilliant arrogance? Are the Celtics headed back to the doldrums of the Atlantic Division, a la Antoine Walker/Rick Pitino days…or will the Stormin Mormon, Danny Ainge, work out some yt man illuminatti evil plot of Boston greatness only he can procure?
Meanwhile, Doc has it all. Beautiful millionaire biracial kids, a blonde wife and German Shepherd – taking a page out of Hitler’s Mein Kampf…and a multi million dollar job in L.A.
Shit’s gonna be frustrating next year.
This Saturday Fresh Produce, our infamous monthly hip hop & reggae party returns this month with the homie Bo Bliz!
Bliz was behind the legendary party and EP White T’s N White Belts, holds things down for crossfadedbacon.com and runs 2 monthly parties Work Out with Low Budget and The Bounce with Emynd in Philadelphia. We caught up with him for a quick game of “answer these questions I send you by e-mail.” See you Saturday, suckas.
I’m having a BBQ and you’re all invited.
July 6th in Roslindale.
Details to follow.
Yeah everyone’s over’em…and their whole identity is an act…and I couldn’t listen to any of their songs in my whip… but still…
Gabber’s making a huge come back bro!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!
BUT NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS!
DON’T FORGET! THE GABBER EDITION OF PVRPLE IS SCHEDULED NEXT MONTH SO FUCCKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!