Two people on this planet I hate…Nick Cannon and Chris Brown.

Nick embodies all that is cornballish in the universe…and he poked some of the most desirable pussy on the planet, specifically Christina Milian, who is my everything.

Chris Brown…I don’t need to elaborate. If you like Chris Brown, we clearly can’t be cool on any level.

Fuckery went down last night with Frank Ocean and Chris Brown over a parking space at a studio. They throwed hands…yadda yadda.

When the dust clears, I’m ashamed to say Chris Brown has my support. I have no problem with the gays when I say this.

Frank Ocean is a complete fgt of the most supreme order.

Dude took dry snitchin to a new level. First, post fight, he takes to Twitter.

“got jumped by chris and a couple guys. Lol. I only wish everest was there.”

Everest is his dog.

Fuck nigga, why tweet to the universe who “jumped” you?

But this takes the cake. L.A. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Steve Whitmore made this press release:

“Artist Frank Ocean intends to press charges against Chris Brown  for starting a brawl outside Westlake Studios in West Hollywood on Sunday night. Frank Ocean is desirous of prosecution.”

PRESSING CHARGES??!!!??? Where they do that at?

Shame on you fools who believed all that OFWGKTA emo hipster bullshit. These clowns press charges.

Frank Ocean is bant from JTTS.