Just So You Know, This Is The Country That You Live In
Remember Hurricane Sandy.. ? It was a big storm that crashed into New Jersey waaaaayyy back in 2012. Well, one of the damages from that storm was this roller coaster. Somehow it was blown into the ocean or some shit and now it’s the face of Hurricane Sandy’s damage blah blah blah..
Well, some dude climbed it and planted an American flag at the top of roller coaster. Why did he do it? To raise continued awareness for the victims of Hurricane Sandy.. That storm that we all forgot about.
Anyway, whatever. He climbed it. He put a flag up there.. Cool.
Well.. I guess that’s a crime in America now, because he was promptly arrested when he climbed down. Yup. They arrested this motherfucker for climbing a roller coaster submerged in the ocean and putting an American flag up there. Not only that, but he was wearing a helmet cam or GoPro or something and the cops smashed it on the ground.
This is your America, not mine.
January 8th, 2013 at 5:47 pm
Why the fuck does he feel the need to plant a flag on a roller coaster in the ocean?
He should be arrested.
What, we don’t know what country the fuckin roller coaster is in?
Raising awareness to forgotten issues in America?
Here are some other suggestions of where this G.I. Joke should plant a flag in the name of awareness.
5.) Coca Cola headquarters in Atlanta – Soda is killing this country. Diabetese and obesity will wipe out Alabama by the year 2015 at this pace.
4.) Popeye’s Fried Chicken on American Legion – Such a bad look. Black people lined up out the fucking door to pay $8 for a couple pieces of chicken, while the butcher shop and fresh seafood stores next door are empty.
3.) Hip-Zepi – Nuff said.
2.) Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night Show Studio – I just don’t get it. Unfunniest comedian since Dane Cook. It’s sooooooo fuckin funny the way he plays a character, then can’t help but crack up laughing in the middle of the skit. Again. And again. And again. And you morons eat it up. Plant that fucking flag on Jimmy Fallon’s unfunny fucking face.
1.) I don’t need a number 1. I’m still worked up over Jimmy Fallon.
January 8th, 2013 at 5:52 pm
But Jimmy Fallon is sooooo cuuuuuutteeeee..
He’s just like us, we’d laugh at that joke too..
I can relate to him.
January 8th, 2013 at 6:54 pm
Why waste the trip up there, shit, I would’ve found me a hell of a ride to get down. Supermarket cart ride anyone?