Crazy Black Kids and Their “Hip-Hop Style” Saggy Pants AMIRITE?

Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Oh hey guys.

I didn’t go anywhere. I was just taking the world’s longest shower.

Then I saw this.

The video starts by getting into the mind of a young man: “So you think you look pretty cool wearing your pants like that, don’t you?” asks a voice, as two pretty cool looking black teenagers walk down the street, jeans sagging below the waist line, presumably on their way to disrespect someone’s community. According to the voice, this plague on our city’s streets is called wearing your jeans “hip-hop style”; to stoke your disgust at this unholy scourge, the producers use a “Hip-Hop” beat direct from their Casio keyboard as the background music. It’s all part of a calculated effort to get your attention; after some 30-odd years of ignoring the problem, it’s time to confront the issue head-on, and for that battle, a respected voice of authority would have to get involved. And in hip-hop, no figure commands greater respect than a police officer.

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SLAINE – THE BOSTON PROJECT

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

Slaine is kind of a big deal. Affleck, Pitt, La Coka Nostra…he even moved to LA LA Land to continue his foray into the big time.

But like all true ninjas do…he doesn’t forget where he’s from. With that said, here’s the track list and cover art for “The Boston Project” which will be available 3/19/13.

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New Edo G video and release party at Good Life

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013


MIDDLE SCHOOL HAS CAREER DAY…GUCCI MANE SHOWS UP

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

The Crawford Long Middle School held its annual career day today. A day professionals from the community come in to speak to the kids about applying their education into potential careers to consider in their future.

 Naturally, Gucci Mane showed up.

God Bless the Atlanta public school system.


DETROIT RUBBER – EPISODE 1

Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

So Eminem exec-produced an internet reality series called Detroit Rubber.

It chronicles the wacky every day antics of employees at the Burn Rubber sneaker spot in Tha D.

In this episode, Prince Fielder walks into the store and needs a pair of “Encore IV’s”…apparently akin to asking for Unicorn Sperm served in a diamond chalice.

To thicken the plot, Prince is leaving for the World Series in a few hours, and the fellas have to come up with the impossible.

Eminem saves the day in the end, and just like that, a reality show is born.


Here is the new CZARFACE video..

Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

And it’s incredible..


New Edo.

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Somehow this “boston” music blog forgot to put up this Edo G video two wks ago.

We should just trade in our Adidas..


I NEED A CHICK THAT CUMS OVER WORDS

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Sole’ is a chick that loves poetry. So she reads passages of poetry she loves…and cums along the way.

Just so you know, this is how I fantasize chicks reading my poasts on JTTS react.

Points of interest:  2:20, 4:00, and the money shot…4:50.

Seriously…is someone under the table?


TREES AND MARTY, PLEASE NEVER MAKE ANOTHER FRANK OCEAN POAST…JUST OFF GP.

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Two people on this planet I hate…Nick Cannon and Chris Brown.

Nick embodies all that is cornballish in the universe…and he poked some of the most desirable pussy on the planet, specifically Christina Milian, who is my everything.

Chris Brown…I don’t need to elaborate. If you like Chris Brown, we clearly can’t be cool on any level.

Fuckery went down last night with Frank Ocean and Chris Brown over a parking space at a studio. They throwed hands…yadda yadda.

When the dust clears, I’m ashamed to say Chris Brown has my support. I have no problem with the gays when I say this.

Frank Ocean is a complete fgt of the most supreme order.

Dude took dry snitchin to a new level. First, post fight, he takes to Twitter.

“got jumped by chris and a couple guys. Lol. I only wish everest was there.”

Everest is his dog.

Fuck nigga, why tweet to the universe who “jumped” you?

But this takes the cake. L.A. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Steve Whitmore made this press release:

“Artist Frank Ocean intends to press charges against Chris Brown  for starting a brawl outside Westlake Studios in West Hollywood on Sunday night. Frank Ocean is desirous of prosecution.”

PRESSING CHARGES??!!!??? Where they do that at?

Shame on you fools who believed all that OFWGKTA emo hipster bullshit. These clowns press charges.

Frank Ocean is bant from JTTS.


COURTNEY LOVE PERFORMS “99 PROBLEMS”

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Courtney Love performed at a show during The Sundance Film Festival two days ago. She did an acoustic cover of “99 Problems”, N word and all.

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MOVE OVER DR. DRE HEADPHONES… ENTER WU-TANG HEADSTONES

Monday, January 28th, 2013

Hiiip Hooop


Spring Breakers Potential To Be The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Monday, January 28th, 2013

So..

Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in a movie where they are rocking almost nothing the entire time..

Throw in Gucci Mane…

And then throw in James Franco playing RiFF RaFF..

Soundtrack by Skrillex ..

And have the entire flick directed by the dude who made KIDS and GUMMO

WAIT.. IS THIS JTTS.COM THE MOVIE?

Yup.

Just give them the fucking Oscar already..


Marty?

Monday, January 28th, 2013

U alive bro?

U know there’s a Superbowl happening this weekend right?

where is the ravens poast? we have been patiently waiting…