CHRIS LIGHTY ONED HIMSELF TODAY

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

LIGHTY AND HIS WIFE BEFORE SHE DROVE HIM TO MAKING THE 9MM GO BANG.

Hip-hop mogul Chris Lighty murked himself this morning after an argument with his estranged wife at his Bronx apartment.

Lighty managed Curtis, Ja Rule and Mariah Carey amongst others.

Jakes say he stepped outside his South Riverdale apartment after a spat with his wife, Veronica, and placed his thoughts on the sidewalk with the aide of a 9mm.

Lighty, whose wife filed for divorce last year, has been struggling with dough as of late , including owing about $5 million to the IRS.

Lighty was the founder of Violator Management.


M-Dot Is Either In Dire Straights Or Trying To Execute One Of The Poorest Internet Scams Of All Time

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

Weirdest email I have ever received in my life just arrived in my inbox.

So wait..

Let me get this straight.

I was either just spammed by M-Dot on some Nigerian Lotto shit or M-Dot is the victim of some Jason Bourne style heist in a European hotel?

Am I reading this correctly?

 

1) Why would I care he was traveling to Spain?

2) Why the hell would he not bring his “phones” on a trip overseas?

3) Why would they rob M-Dot of all people?

4) Why would they disconnect the telephone lines of the hotel on some James Bond shit for a few measly credit cards and presumably a few hundred American dollars.

M-Dot, I love you bro, and if this is real.. I feel for you, because when you are resorting to emailing your entire email contact list for money to get back to America – you know shit is not looking good.

My suggestion, learn Spanish. Look for work out there. You might be able to make a living in Spain as a novelty American rapper. You can rap about George Bush and Freedom and Wal-Mart. Muhfukkas will love you over there.

Godspeed.


Young Twizzy – Cloud Freestyle

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

The Harlem native, Young Twizzy, spits a live freestyle over MondreMAN and Keyboard Kid’s “Cloud.” Peep that #CLXVDS tee, too.




MEET THE MOST UNLIKABLE CUNT IN THE UNIVERSE: RYAN LOCHTE’S SISTER

Sunday, August 26th, 2012

Must be a barrel o’ laughs over at the Lochte house. Shit is painful to watch.


VENNUMALLESH – IT’S MY LIFE WHATEVER I WANNA DO (VIDEO)

Sunday, August 26th, 2012

Blog Gold.


JESUS IS MY DOCTOR

Friday, August 24th, 2012

I’ve been commissioned to orchestrate a gospel mixtape for a Christian youth event. Yes, I’m a black Jew…but hey, so was Jesus.

On my playlist is this joint…”Come On In The Room” by the Georgia Mass Choir.

This is showbiz/music/storytelling/Hennessy music, personified.

Praise the lord, God damnit!

Lesson learned. Church is trill.

 


JTTS HIP-HOP TRIVIA RETURNS TO GOOD LIFE!!!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Getondown.com, PBR, The Good Life, and JTTS bring you a night that promises to be forever etched into your liquor soaked hip-hop mammalian brain.

Rap trivia nerds unite at this annual Gathering Of The Thuggalo’s.

Past categories include “Jews In Hip-Hop”, “Connecticutt…No One Goes There Unless They Have To”, and “Hip-Hop Cinema”.

And the coup de grace…THE MUTHAFUCKIN PHYSICAL CHALLENGE IS BACK!!!!

….And the prizes are BANANAS!

Immediately after,  DJ Reel Drama and I drop it heavy all night as we celebrate our double cd release party.

To lock in your 4 man team, register at 7. Trivia tee-time is 8pm sharp.

Last night I appeared on the homey Dana Scott’s weekly radio show, “Musenomix”on WMBR 88.1FM to drop a tribute to EPMD  and to discuss #HipHopTriviaNight. Forward to 8:20 to listen to the full 2 hour episode.

And to hear me make my rap debut, go to 1:56:20.


FRESH PRODUCE WITH NINA SKY THIS SATURDAY!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

JTTS  is helping to bring those fine sisters (literally) of Nina Sky to Good Life this Saturday for a special Dj set at Fresh Produce.

Our friends at Bud Light Platinum hooked it up too, so the cost is only $5.

Dj’s Frank White, Knife, and Tommee spinning 2 Chainz inspired music all night.

Now get them puters putin,  and tune in to www.freshproduceboston.com.


CATCHING UP WITH BUSHWICK BILL AT THE 2012 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS

Saturday, August 18th, 2012

BEHOLD. THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH. GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS 2012.

During the festivus, Bushwick Bill built with Three 6 Mafia as Master P left the stage.

A majority of the content is a back and forth circle jerk of compliments and praise, but what caught my attention was a drunk Bushwick participating in an event that is the crown jewel of debauchery off the heels of an attempted career in Christian rap.

Would Mason Betha cavort with thousands of pill-popping, Vodka drinking, Pagan loving, unsafe sex having Caucasians who smell like months of unwashed wet dog?

In this video, we also get to meet Bushwick’s manager/daughter, who booked her dad for this gig.

Peep when Bushwick was all bout rappin for the Lawd.


DJ ON&ON’S MOST OBNOXIOUS VOICE OVER GIG TO DATE

Wednesday, August 15th, 2012

This is what it has come to. Voice over gigs paid in free tickets and unlimited snack bar access. If my kids get into entertainment, and they’re found shot, you know who did it.


DJ PREMIER LIVE @ GOOD LIFE

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

Remember that epic party a few weeks back brought to you by JTTS/Good Life with Freddie Foxxx and Premo? Check the footage.


BEANIE SIGEL – THE REUNION FEAT. STATE PROPERTY

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

BEANIE WILL BE STATE PROPERTY IN A FEW WEEKS. LET’S HOPE THAT RUMORED ALBUM WITH BRAD JORDAN IS SOON TO FOLLOW.


JTTS is Never Going To Die.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012

Summer re-runs muhfukka. Who inside Blogging? We turn up the heat in the winter and make shit happen.

I’m working on a site redesign as we speak.

Marty is mad close to getting some revenue coming in, he’s been working on it for close to 2 years now, I am sure it’s right around the corner.

DJ ON&ON has agreed to my terms of a formatting discussion to take his poast game up several notches.

Fara1 is working on another book, so he’ll probably leech off our traffic to promote in a few months.

Yukonn is thankfully no longer blogging here it seems like. That’s a huge win for the site..

JKFGT is being JKFGT

DJ Knife still alive.

We out here son.

We out here..