BEST OLYMPIC PORN STAR NAME

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012


BIRDMAN CONDUCTS MOST EMBARRASSING PHONE CALL IN GROWN BLACK MAN HISTORY

Sunday, July 29th, 2012

Birdman is retarded. Grown man. Understands the plight of Louisiana project poverty. Conducts himself like a bimbo on the phone gushing over his new sports car. Crackas watchin.  Do better black man. Do better.


GOTH KIDS + LIL B = FGTRY

Sunday, July 29th, 2012

BEHOLD… A PERFECT STORM OF MAJESTIC FAGGOTRY.


DJ PREMIER & FREDDIE FOXXX LIVE @ GOOD LIFE MONDAY

Sunday, July 29th, 2012


THANK BLAKE LETHEM FOR M.F. DOOM’S MASK

Saturday, July 28th, 2012

Meet the man behind MF Doom’s mask…Blake Lethem, a Brooklyn born graff artist who went by he names KEO and SCOTCH 79.

Here, he describes how Doom’s mask came to be, and the reasoning behind it. Apparently, the first incarnation of the mask was a Darth Maul cheapo Halloween mask sprayed silver.

I wonder if dude was ever properly hit off for giving Doom his entire marketable identity.


ARTIE LANGE SPITS “GIMME THE LOOT”

Friday, July 27th, 2012

Artie Lange of Howard Stern Show fame drops more N bombs without abandon than trashy wigger Quincy kheds on the Red Line while visiting the Combat Jack show.

Damn shame what heroin n’ whiskey have done to Artie, after losing his girl and a slot on the greatest radio show in the universe. I had no idea he was a hip-hop head like that…God speed, Artie.


HAVOC CONFIRMS PRODIGY IS GAY AND HE SMACKED HIM UP. MOBB DEEP IS A WRAP INDEFINITELY. WTF???

Friday, July 27th, 2012

Months ago, Havoc took to twitter and got on some reckless shit concerning Prodigy. He tweeted that he smacked him up, and that Prodigy was giving and receiving up north cock while incarcerated.

On some damage control shit, Prodigy addressed the tweets as nonsensical, and balked at people being stupid enough to believe the tweets came from Havoc. He suggested Havoc’s twitter account was hacked, and that all was well with M-o-b-b.

And now the latest.

Havoc conducts an interview taking responsibility for the disparaging tweets, and announces Mobb Deep is on hiatus INDEFINITELY.

For your homey to smack you up and announce to the world you’re a homo thug…You had to have done some atrocious ass shit.

This hurts way more than my parents splitting up.

SOMEBODY IS A LYING SACK OF SHIT HERE…WHO IS IT? HERE GO PRODIGY DENYING HAVOC  MADE THOSE TWEETS.


SUCKS WHEN YOUR ONLY TRUE INNANET LOVE TURNS OUT TO BE A HERMAMPHROMEDITE

Friday, July 27th, 2012

TYPE OF SHIT I WISH THERE WAS A 24-7 NETWORK DEDICATED TO. I WOULD WATCH ALL COT DAMN DAY.


N.O.R.E. FOR PRESIDENT

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

If rap music had an official union, and the union had to pick a union leader…my money would be on Noreaga.

He is the Kevin Bacon of hip hop. Everyone in the game has a Nore anecdote or affiliation. From Beanie to Mariah, nobody has a bad word to say about the gawd. He’s made a true career out of being the realest cat in the game. Like Derek Fisher, he’s not on anyone’s top ten list, but he is the playa’s president.

Check out the visuals of N.O.R.E. revisiting the classic, Bloody Money.


YOUNG BUCK ASSED THE FUCK OUT

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

Ouch.

Following up last weeks’ story on Young Buck’s income tax woes, it saddens me to report that the liquidation sale for his worldly possessions went down today.

I was never a Buck fan, and detested what he represented in opposition to “my” hip-hop…But it brings me no joy to see any man who aint hurtin nobody fall this hard.

Throngs of strangers thumbing through shit you used as tools to feed yourself and family has gotta suck big greezy Chubb Rock balls.  Damn homey. I thought you was the man homey…


JIMMY THE GREEK RETURNS IN THE FORM OF A HOT LIL RACIST PIECE OF ASS

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

When I was in the 5th grade, my best friend was Cosmo Mattaragas. His “yaya” lived with his stereotypical Greek family in a three bedroom apartment.

The men had exposed chest hair, rocked gold chains and rings, smoked Parliament’s, constantly worked on the black Monte Carlo outside, ran a pizza shop, loved AC/DC, and would grab their significant other by the hair if she ever got out of pocket.

Back to his yaya. She was a vile woman. Hunched over, aged 75 but didn’t look a day under 102, four teeth in her mouth, and a scowl that makes Robert Parish look like the Gerber Baby. She almost had a heart attack the day I first step foot in her house. She cried…pleaded with Cosmo to make me leave. She insisted I don’t sit at the kitchen table to eat, or else she would have to burn the kitchen table and chairs. Cosmo explained that most Greeks fresh from the motherland are pretty racist. After that, I used to have fun with that old bitch. When Cosmo would leave the room, I would pull a Yamaka out of my pocket, put it on my head, and do an African tribal dance around her. A black Jew in this racist old hag’s personal space must have taken years off her hateful life. 

Having that early insight of where Greeks stand with original man, I always looked at them sideways.

I respect their imprint on history. They gave us Greek sex, and made anal sex an acceptable mode of socialization, particularly amongst  men.  Respect due. 

Memories of that miserable old rice-pudding eating bitch hit me yesterday as I heard news of Greek Olympian Voula Papachristou getting booted from her squad because of a racist tweet she thought was humorous. She tweeted:

“With so many Africans in Greece… At least the West Nile mosquitoes will eat home made food!!!”

Greek officials said they kicked her off the team in order to respect Olympic values of humanity.

Bullshit. Fact is, Greece is so broke, they need corporate sponsors to fund their Olympic program. If Colonel Sanders doesn’t agree with that tweet, no soccer balls for you malakas.

Regardless, I’m glad that dumb bitch is shamed on the world stage, and rots in hell with Cosmo’s racist grandmother…but Jesus…

SHE CAN GET THE BUSINESS!

Voula Papachristou Picture

 


COMBAT JACK SHITS ON PAPOOSE…THE RAPPER…IT WOULD BE VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO SHIT ON AN ACTUAL PAPOOSE.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

Heavily respected bloggar/journalist/radio host Combat Jack went in on the nacirema dream. What the hell did Trigga Happy Pappy do to him?

I am a Papoose fan. I acknowledge that he occasionally  drops some unadulterated retarded lines, but to say he’s completely wack is  out of  line… especially from a fellow NY hip hop guy like Combat Jack. Sounds like Jack is workin out some personals.

Mr. Remy Ma will surely fire back…figuratively or literally. 

PAPOOSE SPITTIN HOT MAGMA.

IS COMBAT JACK RIGHT? IS PAPOOSE NICE OR NOT?


CAM’RON – “IN THE PINK” EPISODE 2

Wednesday, July 25th, 2012

The Dame Dash produced In The Pink series continues with some behind the scenes footage of Cam and One Eyed Willy building in the studio. Looks like Dipset is in the process of making a hard comeback – no homo.

Speaking of which, Cam, Dame and Cappo engage in a very adult conversation, disseminating the differences between “no homo” and “pause.”

i-love-dipset-no-homo

We also see a young kid spit hot trash in an impromptu audition in front of Bergdorf Goodman for Master Giles. Cam takes his number, and informs the kid that he’s young. No pedo.

Per usual, the episode takes a nose dive after the Cam’ron segment. Dame does a segment with an unlikable Jamaican dykie broad who discusses a movie. He has subtitles in proper English running as she speaks. Problem is, she speaks pretty clearly, and she nor the subtitles are humorous. The segment is called “Jamaican Movie Reviews.” Trust me…Egyptian Candid Camera is way funnier.

Dame ends with that same awkward yt pop singer he tried to push on us last episode. Same song, same vid.

Cam…Dame is a bad look. Nobody cares about that dude. Ruger Rell, Writer, Juelz, Jones, 40…I like what we once had, Cam. Le’s get the band back together.

IN THE PINK: EPISODE 2