Tracy, Tova, Candice, Frenchi, Ralph, Lela..

Monday, June 25th, 2012

Follow the god Sleezy Trees on the Tweetbox.

@SLZTRZ

I have 11 followers.

I need you.

I know you blacks are into that shit.

I promise to use alot of hashtags and the acronym ”SMH” alot.


IF YOU’RE A BRO INTO SUCKING COCK AND RAP MUSIC, SISSY RICH IS JUST THE ARTIST FOR YOU

Saturday, June 23rd, 2012

I aint mad at Sissy Rich whatsoever. At least he aint on some closet Lil B shit, rockin lipstick and scarves while rappin bout bitches.

We all know rap has been gay for a minute…Melle Mel was suspect, LL, E. Sermon, The entire Funky Bunch, and don’t get me started on them Camp Lo chicks.

Be who you be. Moar pussy for me. Get em Sissy!

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ARMSTRONG DISPLAYS TALKIN SH*T AS AN ART FORM – AND CHECK THE “JUNGLE FEVER” VIDEO

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

This dude Armstrong takes shit talkin to a whole other level. Jump to 2:24 where Armstrong n’ his man’s n’ dem go in regarding “Carlos” “Mook Boy” “Bank L-O” “Demitrius” and the greater Daytona area. Who the hell knows what he’s talmbout, but damnit, he believes it. Shit goes hard.

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HOW TO SELL DRUGS AND BE GOOD AT IT…EXCEPT FOR YOUR DECISION TO PARTICIPATE IN A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BEING GOOD AT SELLING DRUGS.

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

Vice is back with another bangin short documentary.

They follow “Nims” as he displays how he makes roughly 60 Stacks/week selling drugs.

From Molly to Loud, Nims got that work 24/7.

But tell me if you don’t think this kid sounds like he’s from New England…he certainly doesn’t have a BK accent.

Peep a couple interesing comments on the video’s youtube page before you check it:

**”This guy pretty much screwed himself. authorities now know he was arrested at 17 for possession of cocaine (felony) and put into a specific program. they also know what car he drives. they know he is italian.i give him a few weeks before he’s caught. big mistake on his part.”

**”They also know his dad was a well known contract killer and his mom has c.o.p.d. he gave way to much info. fuck. good luck dude.”

“**Brb, car numbers are all on the windshield. Somebody went full retarted”

**”Poor editing and withholding of information all over this video. From this video, if I was a prosecutor there are at least 10 things that’d give me a clue as to who he is. And that blur doesn’t conceal much, why don’t they use the pixalated kind? It’s likely that he’ll be re-arrested. He needs to run the f**k out!”

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MIAMI HEAT COULDN’T FU*K WITH N.B.A. ALL YT TEAM

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

So great…The Miami Heat won the chip. I could give less than a fuck. Truth is, however formidable a team they may be, the Heat wouldn’t stand a chance against my N.B.A. All YT Team.

PG – “Pistol” Pete Maravich

SG – “The Logo” Jerry West

“The Hick From French Lick” Larry Joe Bird

PF – “Herman Munster” Kevin Mchale

C – “Luuuke…I am your father” Bill Walton

Coach – “The Head Jew In Charge” Arnold Red Auerbach

Next match up Vs. The All YT Team…The All-Lightskinned Team. Stay tuned.


IS THIS REAL LIFE?: TH3R3S R3ALLY NO 1 LYKE ME [Video]

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

Blood, boobs, bass, and shit. The fuck is this? I don’t know if it’s the bourbon, internet addiction, or depression, but I keep watching all 4:47. TH3R4PY TXMXRRXW 4 the first time in a month. She gon’ lxve me.


K-I-S-S-I-N-G “CANDICE” REMIX

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

I poasted a story a few weeks ago wrongly depicting a former high school sweetheart as a simple minded chickenhead with bull dyke tendencies.

I wrote that piece after I believed we wouldn’t be dealing with each other any more. Sure enough, we reunited, only to break up again.

The last episode happened last week, when “Candice” and I watched the OKC/MIAMI game over four bottles of wine and a six pack of Heineken.

Actual footage of the night.

A devout Jesus believer, she was deeply offended by my casual jabs at her religion. I was called a “corny Jew”, and we were off to the races. The argument spilled into the street where I was repeatedly shouting “False Prophet”at her.

Minutes later, I learned she was still married and wearing her wedding ring all this time. 

Anyways, we worked all that shit out, and we’re back on track. She disclosed that discovering an exaggerated story about her on a blog was disconcerting, so I suggested she tell it in her own words. She fancies herself a writer, and was happy to take on the challenge.

Here, folks, is “Candice” setting the record str8.

I’ll tell you this much…her writing/picture formatting is volumes better than Yukonn’s.

Enjoy.

 

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Alchemist – “Spudnik Webb” [Audio]

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

A bonus cut off Russian Roulette w/ Blu, Killa Kali and Durag Dynasty.

USSR + basketball = Sabonis

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Alchemist f/ Durag Dynasty x Blu x Killa Kali – Spudnik Webb


“Big Fun in the Big Town” Resurfaces on DVD After 25 Years

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

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Leave it to a Dutch film crew working on a shoestring budget to capture New York hip-hop in its heyday. With little planning and even less time to shoot, Bram van Splunteren spent six days running around the five boroughs collecting footage for what would be one of hip-hop’s greatest (and rarest) documentary films: Big Fun in the Big Town. With a little help from Bill Adler, the director was able to get in touch with people like Russell Simmons, LL Cool J, Schooly D, RUN-DMC, Doug E. Fresh, Biz Markie, Grandmaster Flash and others, filming them in real settings–the Def Jam offices, LL’s Grandma’s house, a Harlem street corner, the Latin Quarter in the Bronx–and capturing them before the fame and fortune.

Thanks to our friends over at Traffic Entertainment and Five Day Weekend, the movie is finally getting a major release on DVD. I wrote the liner notes to the DVD which goes into further detail about the making of the film and its impact on hip-hop worldwide. It’s also been getting a lot of good press in places like Pitchfork, USA Today and other places.

Tune into 88.1 FM WMBR tonight from 10-12 PM. I’ll be joining host Dana Scott to talk about the movie and interview both Schooly D and Bram van Splunteren.

Order the movie here via Amazon or UGHH

Be on the look out next month for Music Inspired by the Film on CD/LP


Black EL x Durkin – “DOJA” [Audio]

Wednesday, June 20th, 2012

 You there JK@*(##?

Nice track from #ELxD


ADIDAS PROFITS FOILED BY SLAVERY

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

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Adidas will not release the JS ROUNDHOUSE MIDS amidst public outcry from sensitive concerned activists.

Opponents of the sneaker say it is reminiscent of slavery shackles, and an affront to the black community, who it’s marketed to in the first place.

Proponents of the shoe say, “Fuck it -swaaaaag.”

Where do you stand? Slavery or Swaggery? COMMENTS please….

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RON RON SPEAKS, THE WORLD LISTENS.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

THE EVER ARTICULATE QB SUPERTHUG FORMERLY KNOWN AS RONALD ARTEST DISCUSSES A MYRIAD OF TOPICS, ALL OF WHICH HE DEEMS “AMAZING”.


Riff Raff x Kitty Pryde – “Orion’s Belt” [Video]

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

Incredible.