JTTS ANNOUNCES: TOP 10 JEWS OF ALL TIME
10.) Tie: Amare Stoudemire/Shyne – Both recent converts.
9.) MC Serch – Gave us Nas.
8.) Jesus Of Nazareth – Founded a bullshit ass religion. They made mad cake though.
7.) Albert Einstein – That dood.
6.) Sigmund Freud – Made it socially acceptable to talk about your mothers pussy.
5.) Kosha Dills -
4.) Andre Tippett – Wikipedia that shit.
3.) Al Pacino – Yeah that’s right, Tony Montana is Jooish.
2.) Lenny Kravitz – Up to his yamaka in pussy.
And the number 1 Joo Of All Time…..
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February 9th, 2012 at 10:20 am
I don’t see JayCeeOh on that list.
February 9th, 2012 at 10:21 am
I don’t see JKFGT on that list.
February 9th, 2012 at 10:48 am
This was a daunting task that the jtts staff labored over well into the night. Trees was quite vocal about Adam Walder replacing Jesus Of Nazareth-who had a surprisingly poor showing. Other notable snubs were David Lee Roth, Dj Quik, and the writers for Good Times.
February 9th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
what about david stern? on some serious jew shit
February 9th, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Youre preaching to the choir Murph. Marty insisted that if Moses could’nt make the cut then David Stern couldnt. We compromised with Hassidic point guard Steven Blake.
February 9th, 2012 at 7:45 pm
I thought I was going to be #1 come on now. On&On is only half jew so he doesn’t qualify.
February 9th, 2012 at 8:34 pm
Youre Jewish only if your mother is Jewish Einstein. No such thing as half. Youre either in or out. Btw does your life partner still have that dopey crucifix over your bed?
February 10th, 2012 at 7:17 am
“your mother is Jewish Einstein”.