En lieu of General Stoors’ soon to be followed up first epic poast, I did the knowledge on Gracie Glam. She’s no Ms. Michelle, but in all fairness, I’m very critical of S.W.V. (Slutty White Vaginas). My fave yt toilet seat of all time is Gauge. Not a fair comparison, but Gracie knows what it is…hatas gon’ hate. As far as my barometer of professional slores, Mimi Allen is the standard. Let’s get to live action.
Longtime JTTS comment troll BBB has just released a new song.
It’s actually pretty decent.
The hook is catchy as fuck and the production actually works.
I normally ignore everything he has ever done since I literally worked at UGHH 7 years and did not see ONE SINGLE copy of his album sell. Quest literally lowered the cost to .50 cents and it still didn’t sell. I think he ended up lowering it to a few pennies to move it out in an inventory cleanse, or maybe he just gave them away.
I also thought he was either really slow or a lvl 6 troll after he sent this ad to me three years ago, still the only ad I ever rejected.
Here it is:
DOWNLOAD: BBB – Hit It From The Back
From the Desk of General Stoor, JTTS Los Angeles Bureau Chief
Newsflash: nobody’s impressed with your childish antics. In fact, I’m pretty sure that all of Boston sees you for the dooshbag you are right now. When I found out about last night’s incident at the Middle East via an El Caballero tweet, I assumed it to be an early Leap Year Day prank seeing as he only tweets about soccer. Nope. Turns out the joke was on anyone who actually paid their hard earned $$$ to be “entertained” by your no-longer-relevant-to-the-rap-game ass. Quite an impressive trip to New England you’ve had. First the the fight at Foxwoods and now this. I only pray that your trip doesn’t include a stop in Vermont for fear that you might tip some poor cow that you assume is flashing a gang sign in your direction. You’re a grown ass man who’s too old to be fighting. Leave that shit to hockey players. I’d appreciate it if you’d stay out of trouble so that I can resume “researching” porn and being hungover. K? Thx.
PS – You’re the worst rapper in the crew.
Rock and Roll,
Max B will serve out the next 30 years in prison.
Max B’s appeal of multiple counts stemming from his role in a robbery attempt-turned-homicide has officially fallen through, as the Dipset member now faces the next 30 years in prison before the possibility of parole.
Rapdose.com reports that the earliest Max B can leave prison is November 9, 2042.
The rapper, real name Charly Wingate, was convicted on 9 of 11 counts of murder and robbery charges as the result of an incident in New Jersey that left David Taylor shot dead.
In April 2011, Max B was hopeful that he could be released from prison in the Summer of 2011. “The appeal process is done, finally. It’s been done for about a month now,” he said then. “Now what they do is, the prosecutor responds back and you get a letter. They tell you you’ve got to wait eight to 10 months for a response from the appellate court. You might see me in the summer. You might see me at the end of the year. I’m just waiting on the appellate courts, all my paperwork is done.”
Tomorrow night, Boston pays homage to the wizardry of the Walt Whitman of Wu Tang. Considered to be The Greatest Man Alive since E.S.T. The Acknickulous One, Chris Faraone is poised to bask in his well deserved moment in the sun 3/1 @ The Good Life.
Join us as the JTTS staff rages to Adele and Homeboy Sandman all night long. Trees will arrive proclaiming he isn’t drinking for the night. Marty will have several quick conversations devoid of eye contact. Knife will come to the dj booth 12 times and turn down my volume. Yukonn will only mingle with other big burly types, and whatever JKFGT is doing, I can’t co-sign. Meanwhile, I’ll be itching for the night to end so I can hit this biddy up at The Hyatt with $80 for the half hour.
The Jim Jones show was shut down tonight due to the Jim Jones NEED to instigate a fight cause some one threw a drink onstage. It was the most unprofessional display ive ever seen. In my opinion It was a media stunt to gain publicity cause of his love for drama. Luckily the Middle East security handled the situation and nobody was hurt or arrested. They contained a potential disaster and prevented any further drama from happening. Tonight myself and the Boston Hip Hop scene are in total debt to the Middle East staff.
I just have one thing to say..
i swagged this one out for Treez…..his clothes are all Purple for all his haters who say he’s not really down w/ the new school hip-hop era movement….i added the the Wu-Tang tat for official status and my 2yr old son wanted in, so he threw some Blood red on the fitted
this is my “what if DJ Knife was really Faraone” look. Purped out eye bags (found on both Knife and Faraone)…..1 of a kind fitted Phoenix hat (spelt wrong to avoid being sued by either him or the paper he works for)……and of course the real official Faraone-Tang back tattoo he has that i redid w/ crayons.
so his boy has a site called Put That Shit On The List (add .com) in which he “interviewed” him and after reading some of his comments i drew pictures based on his ACTUAL comments…..
Q: How would you like to die?
A: “With a boner.”
see you guys thursday!
From the Desk of General Stoor, JTTS Los Angeles Bureau Chief
There’s a right way and a wrong way to clean and sanitize a dildo. Perhaps more than anything, that is the single greatest lesson I walked away with after my first weekend working in porn production. Before I continue with my tale, allow me to set the record straight for all my JTTSetters. I knew going in that life on a porno set wasn’t glamorous. I just had no idea how unglamorous it could get.
Since moving out to LA a mere six weeks ago, I’ve lived the good life. I get my unemployment check direct deposited weekly, so finding work hasn’t been exactly what I could call a priority. I’ve picked up some small acting gigs, but my days are spent mostly writing rhymes and scripts at my local bar (a.k.a “the office”). I’ll occasionally volunteer at the wolf rescue or go to the beach to mix it up, but after a while boredom began to settle in. Enter Alan E, a childhood friend who a decade ago moved out to Hollywood and went on to become the #1 still photographer in the skin game, his work being featured in such literary institutions as Fox, Cheri, Penthouse, and Finally Legal. Alan, as it turns out, has just got his big break, having been asked to direct scenes to be used as online content for Brazzers.com. With my experience having worked on mainstream movie sets, it was a no brainer that he’d hire me on as his director’s assistant. I’m thinking “Bet. Good money that’s under the table and some valuable experience, Why not?”
I’ll tell you why not. Because in an instant I went from this:
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