APPEL STUFF & DOMINICAN HOOKAZ

My moms sent me this email:
I hate Apple and I hate the deity halo people paint around Steve Jobs, who refused to open code. All the millions in profits show capitalism at its worst and America hardly gains, we only know how to drool, line up for hours and empty our pockets. It really kills me because the iPad is beautiful, the iPhones are beautiful, Macs were always beautiful, but there is a terrible hidden price. But maybe it won’t be hidden for long. NY Times has come out last week and this with important eye openers on Apple.
Bill Gates, who is always a gentleman, said gracefully, Steve was all about design and it is true that I focused more on engineering. I will take an ugly old Windows PC any day but I wish there were some company that did not live off the sweat of workers, giving them a cup of tea and a biscuit and telling them to work for the next 12 hours..

Side Note. I just opened the email at 12:26 A.M. liquored up and high. This is the page I was looking at before checking my email:

Villa Chessa Hotel
 OFFICIAL WEBSITE >>>>      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1BaeK3zxZw
Villa Chessa is a small picturesque resort located just 10 minutes from the international Puerto Plata airport in the little town of Sosua.  The beach is just a two minute walk from your suite.   Just fifty meters away is one of the 4 gambling casinos located in he area where you may court lady luck.  Sosua is only 1 mile away and there are several restaurants on the way if you choose to walk,  A Taxi ride is less than $3.  Or if you are more daring, go Native and ride on the back of a motorcycle for about 75¢.  The lowest cost car rentals are available right at the hotel.  You will be picked up at the airport by hotel staff.
Rooms:
Our resort consist of 17 lovely one-bedroom apartments with 2 bathrooms, dinning room, kitchen and balcony. ALL WITH AIR CONDITION AND CEILING FANS!We also have 15 rooms available. ALL WITH AIR CONDITION AND CEILING FANS!

Resort Services and Amenities:

•Bar
•Restaurant
•Swimming pool
•Sun Terrace
•Natural Beach
•Satellite TV
•Free Transportation to and from Sosua beach.
•Money exchange service
•Car rental
•Free Internet Service
•Cell Phone rental
•Complimentary Breakfast
•Transportation to and from the airport
•24-Hour Security

One of the wonders of the Dominican Republic is the beauty of our ladies. Not only they are beautiful, but also humble and friendly!

 Let us know if you will like the company of a beautiful Dominican lady. Villa Chessa Hotel welcomes your companion and we will make sure that you will have a very special time with her!

Our Signature Special:

$99.00 (U.S.) (taxes included) per night including the following:

  • 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT.
  • RENTAL OF A HONDA CRV (OR SIMILAR) DURING YOUR STAY INCLUDED IN PRICE.
  • 3 MEALS OF YOUR CHOICE PER DAY PREPARED BY OUR CHEFS.
  • FREE MASSAGE BY ONE OF OUR MASSEUSES.
  • FREE HIGH SPEED WIRELESS INTERNET.
  • FREE CALLS TO THE UNITES STATES, CANADA OR PUERTO RICO.
  • 25% DISCOUNT ON SCUBA AND OTHER WATER SPORTS.

Our 3-day Singles VIP Special:

$699.00 (U.S.) (taxes included) per night including the following:

  • 1- BEDROOM APARTMENT.
  • FEMALE COMPANIONSHIP DURING YOUR STAY.
  • RENTAL OF A HONDA CRV (OR SIMILAR) DURING YOUR STAY INCLUDED IN PRICE.
  • 3 MEALS OF YOUR CHOICE PER DAY PREPARED BY OUR CHEFS
  • UNLIMITED ALCOHOLIC DRINKS FOR YOU AT OUR BAR.
  • FREE MASSAGE BY ONE OF OUR MASSEUSES.
  • FREE HIGH SPEED WIRELESS INTERNET.
  • FREE CALLS TO THE UNITES STATES, CANADA OR PUERTO RICO.
  • 25% DISCOUNT ON SCUBA AND OTHER WATER SPORTS.

For those who want the extreme V.I.P. luxury vacation!

Welcome to Our Mansion, a distinctive oceanfront villa on the north coast of the Dominican Republic. Actually, Our Mansion is located across the street from the Villa Chessa Hotel.

Built on a 3,290 square meters lot, and with a structure of 800 square meters, Our Mansion is set to make your vacation UNFORGETTABLE!

  • Bedrooms: 5 (seeps 16 people max.)
    Bathrooms: 4.5
  • High-speed wireless DSL internet
  • Multiple Color TV’s with cable
  • Daily Maid and 24 hour security
  • On call management
  • Private pool
  • and much more!

Our mansion rates:

Peak season ( December through August) 1,300 (U.S.) per day plus 10% gratuity

Off peak season ( May through November) $1,000 (U.S.) per day plus 10% gratuity

 

 Hotel Villa Chessa
Sosua, Puerto Plata
Dominican Republic
 (Dominican Republic)
info@villlachessa.com

All that to say, the internet is a wonderful thing. I’m exposed to the corporate evils that lie within the rotten core of Apple Inc.

Immediately after I decide to put paper aside for the  3-day Singles VIP Special at

Hotel Villa Fuckin Chessa!!!!

 Who’se coming with me? (No Homo)

 

2 Responses to “APPEL STUFF & DOMINICAN HOOKAZ”

  1. Knife Says:

    This is either heaven or a setup to a real life horror movie scenario.

  2. DJ ON&ON Says:

    •UNLIMITED ALCOHOLIC DRINKS FOR YOU AT OUR BAR.

    •RENTAL OF A HONDA CRV (OR SIMILAR) DURING YOUR STAY INCLUDED IN PRICE.

    Whose the manager…Lawrence Taylor?

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